The servant girl in the Queen Mother's Palace gave birth to a fat, white prince. The good news spread, and it immediately shocked the court and the public. Suddenly, fireworks and lanterns were fired. His Majesty the Emperor was gracious, and in order to celebrate, the whole country had a three-day holiday.
This incident aroused the suspicion of one person. This person was none other than Wang Shimei, His Majesty's current empress. Queen Wang's parents and ancestors were all officials in the court, and the biggest one was the first and assistant prime minister. When he first entered
Palace, everyone knows that the young emperor has a lot of water in his head, but his father is willing to marry his daughter to such a bastard. It brings glory to their family, but it is she who suffers. She spends all day with this fool.
When will the day come? Yes, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog, if you marry a monkey, let’s walk on the tree! She is two years older than the emperor, and he is sixteen and she is eighteen. When she first entered the palace, although she
She is not very clear about matters between men and women, but she still understands the basic common sense. She is the empress of the palace, and the emperor naturally often stays in her palace. However, the emperor is like Liu Xiahui, who never gets too close to her. Every day
The next time he came, he fell asleep and regarded his daughter-in-law as a passer-by. If there was a slight collision, he would hurriedly withdraw his hands and feet as if they were scalded. Wang Shimei had her own concerns and did not dare to express them to others, so she summoned her natal sister-in-law into the palace and asked her sister-in-law.
After asking for advice, my sister-in-law smiled and said, "The emperor turns out to be a fool!" The sister-in-law gave the advice to my sister-in-law, "If you do this, you will definitely gain something."
Queen Wang was overjoyed and followed her sister-in-law's advice. When the emperor came back, she took off her clothes and lay naked on the bed eating beans by herself.
When the emperor was about to sleep, he suddenly heard that the queen was chewing something very delicious, and the fragrance filled his mouth and nose. He couldn't help but ask:
"What does my beloved concubine eat?"
"Doudou."
"Give me some."
"no."
"how?"
"Take off your underwear and lie on top of Aijia, and Aijia will feed you mouth to mouth."
"Is it so troublesome to eat a Doudou?"
The emperor was very dissatisfied and complained, intending not to eat, but he couldn't resist the temptation of sweet beans. He ordered the eunuch to come over and help him take off his pajamas and underwear, and then he leaned naked on the empress. He didn't feel anything else, and he was completely occupied.
While eating, he kept shouting for beans to eat.
The empress opened her red lips lightly, put the beans on the tip of her tongue, and gave one into the emperor's mouth.
The emperor thought it was too little, so he chewed it and said he wanted more.
The empress offered the beans and reached down to touch the emperor's thing. When she grasped it in her hand, she was surprised: the emperor's thing was as soft as a child's, and there was no sign of any attack.
He didn't want the emperor to be very angry when he saw the empress touching his penis, and said: "I only eat your beans and don't let you touch my calves."
In this way, every time the emperor "favored" her, he only talked about eating beans, and nothing else ever happened.
From then on, Queen Wang often cried secretly and lamented to herself: There are thousands of people in the harem, but there is only one man who is still a mule!
Now that the "mule" has actually produced a foal, how can he hide it from others, so how can he hide it from the queen?
Once while eating beans, Wang Shimei asked the emperor, "Your Majesty, what did you do when you and that girl Chun'er were sleeping?"
"She also feeds me beans!" the emperor thought for a while and said.
"anything else?"
"What else? There is nothing! I ate and then lay on her to sleep."
"Your Majesty's thing," Queen Wang lifted the emperor's thing and asked, "has it ever gotten into that girl's belly?"
"What are you going in for? Concubine Ai is such a fool, look at what you asked. This is something for peeing. Chun'er's belly is not a toilet, so why should I go into her belly?"
Wang Shimei concluded that the baby born to Chun'er must be an evil breed. The queen mother said that she wanted to make him the crown prince! It seems that Jiangshan is going to change his surname. The stupid pig in front of him still wants to eat beans and fucking milk! The queen scolded
Then she thought again: Who is this audacious traitor? Suddenly she remembered a person, a eunuch, the young prince named Pan Youan.
Pan You'an came to her palace several times to harass her, but she didn't bother to deal with it. She thought to herself, what use could a man with missing parts be used for? Even though the emperor was useless, he still had something big and small, and the eunuch was dug into a hole.
It’s disgusting to think about it. The mother is also dizzy. She chooses a eunuch to be the prince, and all the men in the world will die!
It shouldn't be a fake eunuch who sneaked into the palace. Who else could it be? Queen Wang secretly made up her mind to get to the bottom of this matter.