Chapter 131 Cao Huazhi goes down the mountain to attack
At this time, the little eunuch's bad temper comes out, and he even wants to tease his wife. This is his usual temperament. He was originally the one who was in a hurry, but now he was transferred. When he saw
Huazhi Nu looked worried and depressed, and couldn't help but smile to herself: The ancient books say it's good, it's better to persuade than to provoke the general. He was not in a hurry, but just when he was about to open his mouth, he deliberately turned his head away.
Cao Huazhi leaned down and kissed him on the face, pursed her lips and said coquettishly: "I will obey you whatever you want. I will babble a few words, and I will ignore you if you continue like this. I won't fight you, either."
Find whomever you like!"
The little eunuch was afraid of making things awkward, so he hurriedly turned around, pulled his wife down on the bed, and then said seriously:
"I haven't considered my opinion yet, it's just brewing, and you said I'm dragging my feet and not opening my mouth."
"Whatever you say! Let's discuss whether our opinions are good or bad. It's not the emperor who speaks. He speaks out the imperial edict." Cao Huazhi teased.
The little eunuch said solemnly: "I want you to go out and do something earth-shattering this time. Do you dare?"
Cao Huazhi asked: "I dare to go up to the mountains to become a bandit, and I dare to do things like killing people and stealing goods. What else am I afraid of in this world? Can you tell me first whether I can do it or not?"
The little eunuch nodded and said: "You must be able to do it, you must be able to do it, and you are the first woman to do this in history."
Cao Huazhi said doubtfully: "The more you talk, the more confused I become. What on earth are you asking me to do? Don't think I am a bandit leader. If you ask me to be a thief, I will not do it!"
"I don't want you to be a thief, I want you to be an official, a high official!"
"Shame, the whole world is your men's world, how can there be any reason for a woman to show her face and become an official?"
"That's why I asked you to pretend to be a man and become an official."
"You pretend to be a eunuch, and I pretend to be a man again. From now on, we will be a fake couple?" Cao Huazhi joked.
“Fake products are just fakes, not necessarily all genuine products are good.”
"You said I'm pretending to be a man, is that right? I'm afraid I won't even be able to fool you." Cao Huazhi said deliberately teasingly.
"Of course you don't have to fool me, I want you to fool everyone in the world. Men and women don't talk to their faces, so they don't look alike. Who dares to take off your pants and be serious? Two beauties in ancient times, one civilized and one martial
, the martial one’s name is Hua Mulan, and the literary one’s name is Feng Suzhen, one has gone through hundreds of battles and became a general, and the other got the top prize and became the prince-in-law. If they don’t tell it by themselves, whoever recognizes it, are you not as good as them?”
Cao Huazhi was so excited after being told by the little eunuch that she felt a little itchy and eager to try it, but she didn't know what kind of medicine the little eunuch was selling in the gourd, so she asked:
"You've been talking for a long time and haven't gotten to the point yet. What exactly do you want me to do?"
"I asked you to ask Gan Gan, an emissary from the Nine Sect Admiral." The young eunuch said disapprovingly.
"Oh my God! You asked me to be the commander-in-chief of the imperial army? That's the head of the guard beside the emperor. Are you kidding me?" Cao Huazhi said in shock.
"What kind of joke am I kidding you for coming all the way here? At first, I didn't expect that, but now I have changed my mind. I just want you to dress up as a woman and seize the nine-door admiral, so that your revenge will be easy.
It's not far away." The little eunuch said with confidence.
"Okay, I'll do it! Can you tell me how to do it?" Cao Huazhi said through gritted teeth.
"It doesn't take much effort. As long as you defeat the fake eunuch named Zhao Xiaogao, this nine-sect admiral will naturally become yours."
"If it's that simple, wouldn't this emperor be a fool?"
"If the emperor is a fool, at least he cannot be considered a smart person. If the emperor is a smart guy, I don't have to worry about him so much." The little eunuch then added, "But the emperor is still a good person after all, just because of his intelligence.
It’s just a little bit worse.”
"What should I do with this team of mine? I can't just leave them alone, right?" Cao Huazhi thought of what happened after he became the Admiral of the Nine Heads.
"It is still under your jurisdiction, but it is just the royal army. From now on, we will allocate some food and grass to them on a monthly basis and let them train every day. The old, weak, sick and disabled will be given enough travel expenses to send them home, and there will be no need to harass people passing by in the future.
You are no longer a merchant and the people nearby, and being a bandit is not a glorious thing." The little eunuch said lightly.
"No matter what words come out of your mouth, they seem insignificant. Is there nothing in the world that can trouble you, husband?" Cao Huazhi admired what her husband had done, and even more admired his smart and sound mind.
"No, at least I haven't met him so far." The young eunuch replied confidently.
"When I ask you to say this, it seems that I have already obtained a nine-door admiral. What if I can't defeat that fake eunuch? Isn't it just a bamboo basket to draw water in vain? After talking for a long time, it is in vain." Cao Huazhi said with scruples.
"Only a fool would use his wife as a guinea pig? Why did I choose you instead of others among my eight wives? I am confident that you are the most confident."
"Are you adding someone else? Let me ask you if you are done. You have taken over all the good girls in the world. Do others want wives?" Cao Huazhi grabbed her pigtails and held on.
"I can't help it, it's fate." The young eunuch said with a cheeky smile, "If the old Queen Mother had cut off all my problems, how could I have so many troubles now?"
Cao Huazhi pinched the little eunuch's face lightly and said angrily: "If I don't talk to you anymore, I'm always in trouble. If I am killed by the eunuch named Zhao that day, you will be missing too."
A trouble."
"No, whoever dares to kill my wife, I will dig up his family's ancestors!" the little eunuch said bitterly.
The two were chatting and laughing, and it was already dawn before they knew it. Cao Huazhi ordered his maid to come in, fetch water for them to wash their faces, and prepare breakfast. After eating, the two began to think about makeup. Although the little eunuch was a eunuch, he was not a palace official.
He had never had a hand in any of these things, so he had no choice but to find a few more mature women in the village. They all helped dress up the village master. Besides, Cao Huazhi went down the mountain to collect grain. This kind of thing
I have done a lot of work, and even the clothes and armor are ready-made.
When Cao Huazhi came out of the dressing room, he seemed to be a different person. He looked like a handsome man. The little eunuch walked up quickly, patted Cao Huazhi on the shoulder exaggeratedly, and said in surprise:
"Brother and wife, this outfit of yours fools even me, let alone others."
Seeing that the period of the competition was about to expire and time was too tight, the young eunuch did not dare to delay, so he said goodbye to Lin Rugui with Cao Huazhi, Zhu Linzong, Huang Ren, etc. that day, and handed over various matters to Qi Guoyuan, and then he was like flying.