Chapter 136: The Pseudo-Eunuch Reveals His Original Shape on the Ground
Zhao Xiaogao saw that this handsome general was firing his spear as fast as lightning. When he tried to block it with his halberd, the tip of the spear missed his shoulder again. After going back and forth like this, he was tired of dealing with it, and he was at a disadvantage. Zhao Xiao Gao secretly thought to himself that he would undoubtedly suffer a loss if he continued like this. His body was very worn out during this period, and he was almost up all night last night, so he couldn't fight a protracted war and had to win it quickly. Think about it this way, Zhao Xiaogao raised up his power, Fang Tian held the painted halberd in his hand, jumped up and dismounted from the red horse, shouted loudly, and tried his best to kill the general. What a fierce fight!
The sky was dark and the earth was dark, and there was no light from the sun or the moon. The two red horses were like two balls of fire, and the white helmets and armor were like two ice and snow cloud flowers, shining brightly. The horses' mouths sprayed out ripples of mist, and their mouths kept flowing. The sound of gasping. Two weapons collided, sparks flew from time to time, and dragons and tigers fought vigorously, often accompanied by thunder. There is no basis for what I say, and there are poems to prove it: Both horses are naked, one male and one female decide the winner. , fighting to the death for whatever reason, all for the nine gates to win the admiral.
Youdao is the expert who watches the door, while the layman watches the excitement. The stands are full of people holding their breath, everyone is dumbfounded, the bold eyes widen, and the timid turn their backs. There are even children who are frightened and want to When he cried, his lips were quickly covered by the adults. In the middle of the room were the royal family members, princes, and others who had nothing to do with themselves. Some were talking and laughing, and some were pointing.
When the little emperor saw the wonderful thing, he couldn't help but cheer and dance from time to time.
Prime Minister Wang shook his head and nodded. Although the matter of being an admiral of the Nine Sects was small, it affected his ambitious ambition. It was related to whose family had military power. In the past few years, he had been eating and drinking as the scholars rebelled. If you don't succeed, you will suffer. You can't conquer the world by talking words and playing with pen. If you want to win, you must first seize the military power and then manage the troops. It took him almost a lifetime to cover up such a simple truth. At this point, he is not even as good as A young eunuch, since the day he led the army to fight at the age of fifteen, he has never given up the little military power in his hands. He is so clever. With just one move, the old man will feel ashamed! He has worked so hard to achieve this goal. , it was not easy to find a disciple Jia Ke who was excellent in both literary and military skills. A hero does not ask where he comes from, and a hero does not tell where he came from. Fan Kuai, the general under Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, was a butcher who killed dogs, Han Xin was a cheater, and he Liu Bang At best, he is just a scoundrel in the market! Who said there are no heroes in brothels? How did Han Shizhong get Liang Hongyu, and the oil seller monopolized the courtesan's wife? Didn't Wang Jinglong rely on Yutang to make a fortune? He thought he had obtained even one He can't surpass the little eunuch, but at least he can compare with the little eunuch. He can sit on an equal footing and be on par with Chenglong Kuaishu. It's good now. Nine days have passed. Wang Shugui lamented to himself. Cheng Yaojin appeared on the way. It looked like It's not a good idea. Will the cooked duck fly?
Cao Huazhi and Zhao Xiaogao have fought fiercely for more than a hundred rounds.
The little eunuch was hiding nearby, and he could clearly see the back and forth of the two people, and every move. Although Cao Huazhi suffered some losses in strength, her marksmanship was meticulous and weatherproof, and Zhao Xiaogao could not take advantage of it at all. It's cheap. On the other hand, Zhao Xiaogao was drained of his body by drinking and sex, and his good skills were not put to good use. Last night, he scared the eunuchs on night watch half to death. Besides, people are just ordinary people, with flesh and blood, there are not so many energy?
The two were fighting fiercely, and suddenly Zhao Xiaogao jumped out of the circle and shouted:
"Wait a minute, brave man!"
"What's the matter?" Cao Huazhi asked, his face darkening.
"Please raise your noble hand, strong man, and let me relieve myself once, and then I will fight with you again. I was in a hurry when I went out this morning, and drank an extra bowl of porridge, so I had to urinate urgently." Zhao Xiaogao said with Fangtian's painted halberd on his shoulders, cupping his hands.
Cao Huazhi finally returned to her daughter's house, and it was inconvenient to talk about this matter. Since she was told that she had to pee, she habitually turned her head to one side. Someone nearby heard it and shouted out:
"There's no one on the wall of the South Stand, so let's just stick to it, it's just a matter of taking a piss!"
"He is a eunuch, and there is no drainage pipe. Why is he so embarrassed? Aren't you making things difficult for others and coming up with some bad ideas?" someone who knew the inside story corrected him.
Zhao Xiaogao didn't really urinate, he was using a delaying tactic. The two of them fought back and forth. The young general opposite him, despite his young age, was fair and tender, but his hands and feet skills were exceptional. That one
He is an elusive and invisible person, like a dragon playing in the water. There were a few times when he (she) almost didn't hit the vital point because of his quick hiding. After thinking about it for a while, he found an excuse to sneak up on the opponent.
This can be regarded as having to be benevolent and unjust. Isn’t it said in the military books that soldiers never tire of deceit? This trick really worked. As soon as he mentioned peeing, the young general turned his face away. Zhao Xiaogao was overjoyed. He secretly commanded his horse and held the halberd tightly.
Using all his strength, he suddenly rushed towards the pretty face.
Ma Kuai people arrived in just a blink of an eye. Although the audience saw through Zhao Xiaogao's trick, they were far away, and even saying hello was of no avail. Although the little eunuch was close at hand, he couldn't stop him? Zhao Xiaogao was so stubborn.
This move was so poisonous and cruel that the little eunuch suddenly heard in his mind that a tragedy was about to happen and one of his wives was gone. When he was at a loss what to do, he hurriedly closed his eyes.
Cao Huazhi discovered the clues of what was going on from the looks and boos of the people in the audience, so she couldn't wait any longer. She was such a female general of the Cao clan. She just twisted her body and threw back the flower gun in her right hand.
Strictly speaking, Fang Tian's painted halberd is not a fashionable and practical weapon. It is cumbersome to use, and the halberd head is divided into upper and lower layers. The balance is difficult to master, and it will go astray if you are not careful. However, the famous ancient warrior
There are many people who are good at using painted halberds, such as Lu Bu, Xue Rengui, Li Jing, Guo Ziyi, and Liangshan heroes Lu Fang and Guo Sheng, etc.
After Zhao Xiaogao became a famous general, his grandfather relied on a painted halberd to help the former emperor conquer the country and stabilize the world. However, his son failed to live up to his expectations, and his grandson also became a monk halfway. The old Wang family's Fangtian halberd method, which was famous all over the world, was frequently lost.
.Fortunately, when the building was about to collapse, Zhao Xiaogao (Wang Dawei) worked hard and practiced hard for a period of time, and finally managed to restore the painted halberd.
To put it briefly, as soon as Cao Huazhi twisted his body, Zhao Xiaogao's painted halberd just passed by Cao Huazhi's abdomen. When he retracted it, the upper layer of the halberd's head accidentally caught Cao Huazhi's golden belt.
, if he exerts more force, Cao Huazhi will fall off the horse. However, at the same time, the tip of the spear thrown out by Cao Huazhi at will hits Zhao Xiaogao's throat. Zhao Xiaogao has two ways to go at this time, one is to use the gun.
Cao Huazhi was torn off his horse and fell half to death. He was also stabbed in the throat by the tip of Cao Huazhi's spear. His life and death depended on luck. The second was to throw away the halberd. It was important to hold on to the tip of the spear with both hands to save his life. He chose the latter without hesitation.
The one who stole the chicken lost a handful of rice. The battlefield was changing rapidly, and the balance of victory immediately tipped to Cao Huazhi's side. Fortunately, Zhao Xiaogao lost his halberd and used both hands to deflect Cao Huazhi's sharp spear. Otherwise, he would have been doomed by this blow.
It's more bad than good. Cao Huazhi saw Zhao Xiaogao's busy and embarrassed look, and calmly took off Zhao Xiaogao's Fangtian Painted Halberd from his gold belt, smiled calmly, and said:
"This general will not kill defenseless people, take it!"
After that, Cao Huazhi threw the halberd back to Zhao Xiaogao.
Zhao Xiaogao took the halberd and said he was ashamed, and the two continued to fight.
One moment is another, Zhao Xiaogao went from being domineering to being incompetent, and then reluctantly accepting the challenge. He knew that his situation was over, and if he tried to fight again, it would be in vain. He had lost his life in vain, and where would he enjoy the glory and wealth in the rest of his life?
Admirals of the Nine Sects, let’s discuss it another day! Think about it this way, this handsome man who knows the current affairs will not suffer the consequences right now! What can’t such a person do? I saw him rolling off the horse, lying on the ground begging for mercy, and kowtow.
Such as pounding garlic said:
"Strong warrior, you are superior to me in skill. Brother, let me admit defeat. Today, I will let you, my brother, be the admiral of the Nine Sects!"
A dignified man was said to be the Empress's most trusted darling and the instructor of the harem's singing and dancing troupe. For a person to be exposed to such a situation and lose all face, it was considered the end of the road.
Cao Huazhi didn't expect Zhao Xiaogao to do this. It would be unkind and unjust to kill him again. If he had known that this would be the outcome, why not kill him with one shot? To avoid having to go through trouble later.
At this time, the surrounding stands were filled with cheers, some applauding, some scolding, some saying they wanted to kill the deadbeat eunuch, some saying this, some saying that, the shouts and shouts were a chaotic mess.
Zhao Xiaogao's horse had no weight on its back, and the horse probably felt relaxed now. It started having fun all over the place, and then it stopped in front of its owner's head and peed a lot, causing steam to rise from the wet ground.
Are you still not talking at this point? Invigilator Li Sihai announced loudly: This is the end of the arena competition. The challenger Zhao Xiaogao has been defeated. The winner is a young man in a white helmet with an unknown name. The young man quickly reports his name and listens to the emperor's announcement.
Imperial decree.
Cao Huazhi stepped forward on his horse, took a few steps forward, cupped his hands and clasped his fists toward the stage and said, "That's Cao Anmin, a nobody and a nobody!"
Only then did everyone know that the strong man fighting was named Cao Anmin.
The little emperor was watching happily when a big show came to an end quietly. He felt a little regretful and looked around. On one side was his mother and on the other was his daughter-in-law. According to the rules, he should listen to his mother. The Queen Mother said:
"Your Majesty, we have made an appointment in advance. Let us quickly announce the decree and appoint this man named Cao Anmin as the Admiral of the Nine Sects on the spot!"
Only then did the little emperor realize that it was time for him to speak. He stood up and ate for a long time before reading out the following six words: