Chapter 138 The Admiral of the United States is ordered to praise the officials and parade through the streets
Prime Minister Wang is racking his brains to install an insider in the new Admiral's Mansion. Is it better to send a man or a woman? If the new Admiral of the Nine Gates is indeed a woman, then men will not be able to get to her at all. If he is a man, give
It didn't make sense for him to send a young and beautiful maid. He thought about it over and over again, but he couldn't come up with a good idea. Finally, he thought of the emperor. Once something passes through the emperor, the unreasonable becomes reasonable. Let the emperor reward this new employee.
The ten queens of the admiral can be both servants and wives. How they use them is entirely up to the parties involved. In the harem, the daughter is in charge, so Shi Mei must have a plan for choosing the queen.
In the morning of the next day, Wang Shugui wrote a memorial, saying:
"Your Majesty, congratulations to the Emperor on the acquisition of another good general. General Cao Anmin, the nine-door admiral, has unparalleled martial arts skills. He beat Zhao Xiaogao, the eunuch in the harem, to the point where he pissed and crawled all over the floor. It is truly a strange thing. I also heard that the new nine-door admiral is from a foreign country.
Renshi, there are many inconveniences in coming to the capital, and it is also difficult to take care of oneself. It would be better for our emperor to show the great kindness of heaven and earth, open up a blessed land for people and ministers, and reward him with ten beauties to take care of the food and daily life of the admiral. General Cao must also
I will be grateful and virtuous, remember it from the bottom of my heart, and serve the royal family loyally."
When the little emperor heard this, he felt happy in his heart. There were so many women in the palace, and they were worried that they had nowhere to go. I simply gave this admiral a reward, why not be a favor and let him lean on these women every night when he has nothing to do?
Begging for beans to eat. The little emperor thought to himself. The strange thing is that the queen mother did not pull the rope, nor did she say yes or no. She might as well be the master for once! Ten girls are not a big deal.
, being considerate to ministers was something my mother often taught me, so she declared:
"The harem quickly selects ten beauties and sends them to the nine admirals' houses. I admire them!"
The young eunuch stood in the third class and couldn't help but lowered his head and thought for a while. He couldn't think of what kind of trick the old thief was playing this time? Ordinarily, Huazhi was born as a girl, so adding ten girls next to her would not be a big deal. If it were other people, it would not matter.
It should be common sense to say it from the mouth, but after Wang Shugui's words, it always makes people fearful and doubtful. The little eunuch was hesitating, the little emperor's imperial edict has been issued, and even if he, Pan Youan, has the ability to go to heaven, he will never be able to disobey it.
With the Holy Will, this matter has to be like this.
Wang Shugui was secretly happy that Tong Yatou didn't interfere with him this time. Maybe she didn't guess his good intentions at all, and maybe she didn't expect that the pretty boy who showed off his power on the school field was a fake. If this fake Jiumen was discovered,
If the admiral is a heroine, there will be a good show! The laws of the country have never allowed women to enter the court as officials. She, Tong Biyu, is the empress dowager, so isn't she shyly hiding behind the scenes and doing secret operations?
That day, Cao Huazhi stepped out of the school field. Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Zhang Dandan, Zhang Facun, Hua Shixiong, Huang Ren, Zhu Linzong, Mao Xingwang, He Laowu and other brothers caught him on the sidelines.
They all praised:
"Sister-in-law is so mighty!"
Cao Huazhi suddenly saw this large group of men surrounding each other and called her sister-in-law. She immediately blushed and smiled shyly:
"I'm a man now. Haven't you seen me dressed as a martial artist? You can't call me sister-in-law. If anyone hears this, it will cause trouble for Pan Lang again."
Everyone said: "You don't need to give me an order to invite my sister-in-law. We and the eldest brother are both brothers who have died. No one else can hear what we say here."
Cao Huazhi finally gave up his worries.
Several people rode horses and rode in sedans. They all went to the hotel where Cao Huazhi stayed and asked for a secluded guest room. Someone threw a big silver coin to the waiter and said:
"Don't be nagging, just bring us the good wine and meat."
Not long after, the young eunuch also hurried over. Everyone praised Cao Huazhi for his martial arts skills.
The little eunuch said: "Originally this was a fierce battle, but I didn't expect it to end hastily. It was mainly caused by people disturbing it."
Everyone was puzzled and asked: "Why would my brother say that?"
The little eunuch told the story of Zhao Xiaogao being detained by the eunuchs last night and almost not killed.
Everyone said: "Brother, if you are meddling in other people's business, just kill that bitch."
"Killing Zhao Xiaogao is a small matter. If Wang Shimei pursues the case, I wonder how many eunuchs will be killed unjustly?"
Everyone thought about it and said, "It's a pity that my sister-in-law couldn't kill that guy today."
Cao Huazhi said: "I wanted to kill this thief, but then I saw his sallow face and couldn't do it."
The little eunuch said: "A wicked person like Zhao Xiaogao may sound nice in his mouth, but he will definitely be dissatisfied in his heart. Sooner or later something will happen. Huazhi must take precautions in advance."
Cao Huazhi said: "He is attacking behind his back, where can I defend myself?"
The little eunuch said: "Forget it, don't think about that. All in all, when a good wife comes back with an admiral, she should celebrate."
After a while, the food and wine were served, and all the brothers drank happily with Cao Huazhi. Hu San suggested that since the new sister-in-law had just arrived, everyone should take turns entertaining guests.
Zhu Linzong said: "It's so happy. I'll invite the master's wife first tomorrow."
Cao Huazhi was surprised when he heard this and said: "Sister-in-law is just sister-in-law, why did she become a master's wife again?"
The young eunuch recounted this past incident again.
Hu San said: "No, no, you're the youngest, and it's not your turn to speak yet. Besides the eldest brother here, I am the one who invites you first tomorrow."
Zhu Linzong was easy to talk to and said: "You can invite me if you want. It's just a matter of paying two dollars. Apart from the eldest brother here, you have the highest official position. You have the final say."
Cao Huazhi said: "What kind of officials do brothers hold in the court? Tell me and let my sister-in-law listen."
The young eunuch laughed and said: "All of us here are high-ranking officials of the court! The third brother Hu is in charge of Dali Temple, the brothers Dandan and Xiaowu are ministers, Lao Hua is the censor, and the other brothers are all generals."
Cao Huazhi said: "The whole dynasty was full of civil and military officials, and half of them are here. Huazhi, I think it's an eye-opener."
Everyone said: "If you don't forget the well digger, if you weren't the big brother, why would we be where we are today? Let's just keep dreaming!"
Everyone was chatting and laughing, and they were so happy that the banquet lasted until night. Everyone left first to leave some time for the couple to talk quietly. Cao Huazhi gave the little eunuch a tender look and complained.
:
"Mr. Lang, are you just going to leave like this and leave me alone in this strange house?"
The young eunuch smiled bitterly and said: "What can I do? Officials can't help themselves. If they are serving someone else's job, they have to listen to their advice!"
"You're such a talker, why are you trying to act like an official?" Cao Huazhi said with a smile.
"It's not that I'm trying to be official. How can I succeed in all the things behind my back?" the little eunuch frowned and said.
"Mr. Lang, stay with me tonight and talk about tomorrow, okay?" Cao Huazhi begged.
Cao Huazhi's carefree look lost all the majestic demeanor of a general on the martial arts field at noon. The little eunuch's heart moved, and he couldn't bear to brush away his beloved wife's nostalgia. He became angry and said:
"Okay, it doesn't matter if the sky falls, we'll stay here tonight."
Cao Huazhi immediately turned from worry to joy and said happily: "Mr. Lang, I will get you water to wash your feet."
The little eunuch said: "Just ask the waiter to bring the water. Why do I have to do it for you?"
Cao Huazhi said stubbornly: "No, I just want to serve you personally tonight and fulfill my responsibilities as a wife."
The little eunuch felt hot in his heart and said emotionally: "Zhi'er, I will never bully you in the future."
"Fool," Cao Huazhi poked the little eunuch's forehead lightly with his finger and said with a smile, "you are such a fool. Stop being dazed. Let's wash up and go to bed."
On that day, the emperor issued an imperial edict and sent the eunuch Shangshu Zhang Dandan to bring a set of red and splendid Heshan robes, a fourth-grade official hat, a gold silk and jade belt, five hundred taels of gold, five thousand taels of silver, and silk.
Twenty pieces of silk and satin, together with ten men, were to be moved to the Admiral's Mansion on an auspicious day. The new Admiral was also ordered to ride on a high-headed horse and be led by officials from the Central Government for three days to parade throughout the capital for three days.
The people in the capital, supporting the old and the young, gathered on both sides of the road to watch the new Admiral of the Nine Gates. Those who saw it said, "The new Admiral is so good-looking," while those who didn't said, "The new Admiral is a star sent by the Emperor of Heaven."
"Jun, if you see something that brings blessings to others, you should take a look at it." The whole city was very lively, as if celebrating the New Year.
While the procession was marching, a soldier who opened the way suddenly came to report: The Prime Minister's residence was in front of him. In front of the residence was a signboard that read "The Prime Minister's Palace is the most important place. Civil officials dismount their sedan chairs, military generals dismount their horses, and the people of Li kowtow and pass by." Ask the Admiral
How do adults deal with it?
The court official who opened the way that day was the fierce general Zhu Linzong. Before Admiral Cao could speak, Xiao Zhu shouted loudly:
"It doesn't matter whether he is a prime minister or not, if the gongs and drums are beating, the trumpets are blowing, go straight to him, and you have to circle him three times!"
When Cao Huazhi heard that this was the residence of the old thief Wang Shugui, he was furious. He wanted to undermine the old thief's prestige, so he ordered:
"Just follow General Zhu's instructions, knock, knock, make the noise louder, circle in front of the mansion three times and then go on your way."
Zhu Linzong was happy when he heard this and couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praised: "The admiral is wise!"
Wang Fu, the gatekeeper on duty at the Prime Minister's Mansion, heard the hustle and bustle outside the door and ordered someone to open the door and take a look. Someone was so bold in the palace gate that he danced a Guozhuang dance in the street. Wang Fu came out struttingly, pointed his finger at Cao Huazhi and cursed fiercely.
road:
"Guan Guan, who are you? You don't get off your horse in front of the Prime Minister's Palace, but you still have to circle here? This is the emperor's holy order. Do you dare to disobey the order and don't want to die?"
Cao Huazhi said disdainfully: "This admiral has been ordered by the Holy Spirit to praise his officials and parade through the streets. He did not say where to dismount. Why are you barking like a dog because of the strength of the people?"
Wang Fu had never been insulted like this before. He jumped up and cursed: "You, a small official of the fourth rank, dare to show off your power in front of the prime minister's house. Come on, pull him off the horse!"
At Wang Fu's voice, a dozen strong men suddenly jumped out from the concierge and rushed towards Cao Huazhi without any explanation. Before Cao Huazhi could make a move, Zhu Linzong took the lead, roared, and punched without any explanation.
Sweeping the legs, the servants staggered about and looked for teeth all over the floor.
Suddenly someone shouted: "Oh, this is terrible, Wang San was beaten to death!"