Youdao is not as good as a current official as a county official. The young eunuch said that he wanted to improve the living environment of Guo Daoren, but Hu San just listened to him?
Hu San still used the old method of treating his body in his own way. The little eunuch was poisoned for seven days and nights without water or rice to touch his teeth. Hu San also starved Guo Banxian for seven days. Mr. Guo was so hungry that he felt dizzy.
His head was spinning, stars were appearing in front of his eyes, and his stomach was growling a few times. He couldn't scream for the past two days. He couldn't bear it anymore, so he stood at the door of the cell and begged the jailer:
"Sir, please be kind and give me a drink of water!"
The jailer said: "If you want to drink water, I have some urine here. Do you want to drink it?"
"Okay, okay, I'll drink, I'll drink." Guo Banxian had fire in his throat, but he couldn't care less at this moment.
"Then open your mouth and I'll put it in your mouth." The jailer said it as a joke.
"Okay, I'll open my mouth and you can drink! I'm really thirsty." Guo Banxian took it seriously.
"Forget it, let's be more secure. We don't want to do that kind of thing with a sickle hanging on our breasts! Think about it, you are so hungry. I am just a piece of meat after all. Who can I accidentally bite you?
Can you bear it? I haven't married yet! But please don't tell Mr. Hu about this, otherwise my job will be ruined."
"Don't tell me, you are such a good person. I can't repay you in this life, and I will never forget you in the next life." The old Taoist said flatteringly.
"Ball!" the jailer scolded, "Who asked you to remember your fate for eight lifetimes? You are an evil old man with a human face and a beast's heart. A monk prefers to meddle in worldly affairs. You are so accurate in your fortune-telling. How come you can't figure out that you have suffered such a fate this time?
A good ending?"
"I made a mistake." Guo Banxian said with shame.
"You are a god, you dig a hole in the wall and let the ball go!" the jailer teased.
"Pindao has never learned the art of walking through walls, and Pindao is by no means a god. Besides, Pindao is also a law-abiding person and doesn't want to run away." Guo Taoist said honestly.
"Look at your shabby look and say you are a god. Do you really think you are a god?" The jailer peed into a broken bowl, handed it in, and scolded, "Drink it. To tell you the truth, I
This is not childish, I just went back to the kiln shop last night."
Guo Laodao couldn't be particular at this time, so he took it with both hands and drank it all in one gulp. He wiped his mouth and said with tears of gratitude:
"Thank you, sir! I have one more thing to ask you, sir."
"Why are you so long-winded? Tell me what you have to say!" the jailer said.
"Please tell Mr. Hu that I will die sooner or later anyway, so please be kind and get rid of me as soon as possible. I really can't bear this kind of crime."
The jailer scolded disdainfully: "You are a pushover, what kind of person is Mr. Hu? How can we just meet him casually? Aren't you capable of pinching and calculating? You figure it out, how did you die this time and when?"
Death? It depends on whether your calculations are accurate or not. Let me open my eyes."
"I can't do the calculation, and there's no signature here, so how can I do it?" Guo Banxian muttered.
"Well, I'll give you a few straw sticks, what do you think?" the jailer asked curiously.
"The straw stick is too short and too thin to write on, so it doesn't count. Bamboo pieces are the best." Guo Banxian shook his head and said.
"Where can I find bamboo pieces for you? Forget it, I won't cut my teeth with you, a bastard like you." The jailer cursed and turned around impatiently.
Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan happily transported 100,000 taels of silver up the mountain and held a banquet to celebrate that day. While they were drinking, they suddenly remembered that there were seven people in the prison! Qi Guangyuan said:
"Brother, just kill them all. If you keep them, you still have to take care of the food."
Lin Rugui said: "We can't kill them all, for fear that Brother Lin Zong will still look for them."
Qi Guangyuan said: "You are also crossing the river to catch eggs and be careful in your transition. Brothers Lin Zong may not come here in three or two years! Let's be lenient and let the four young men go and kill the three bodyguards. What do you think?"
Lin Rugui shook his head and said, "No, why don't we rough guys do some fine work and interrogate those people to see what their backgrounds are?"
Qi Guangyuan nodded and said: "Brother has the foresight to do what he says, and we will interrogate him immediately. If we ask clearly, we will kill those who deserve to be killed and let go of those who deserve to be released, so as not to stay here and eat idle food."
After a while, the seven people were escorted separately. Qi Guangyuan rolled his eyes and Ren'er asked the three bodyguards:
"Tell me, why are you acting as bodyguards for the veteran?"
"Your Majesty, you old man, just kill us all! Anyway, you will die if you go back, it would be better to die under your hands, grandpa. Our escort agency has an unwritten rule, if the escort is with the person, the person will die if the escort is missing. Now the money is lost
It’s better to die if we go back.”
After the escort was taken down, he asked four more Taoist boys. One boy said:
"Grandpa Wang, spare your life. The money belongs to you. Let us go down the mountain! After we go back, we will chant sutras and chants for you every day. May God bless you."
"Ball! You thieves still believe that stuff? Tell me where the money came from. If you tell the truth, I will spare you."
"It was donated by a big family in the capital." Naturally, the little Taotong didn't dare to tell the truth.
"Why did our brother capture your leader again?" Lin Rugui was more thoughtful.
"To be honest, it's our master's fault. We had a quarrel with that good guy last night about staying in a hotel. The two families were fighting for a room, but the good guy refused to give in. It was our master who gave us an extra hundred taels of silver.
, so he forced himself into the upper room, and it was because of this that he angered that good man."
After hearing this, Qi Guangyuan laughed and said, "Brother Zhu is too petty for such a big deal."
The two of them lowered their heads and summed it up, saying, "Let them all go. It has always been the rule of the mountain to take money rather than life."
The seven people each received five taels of silver as travel expenses, and then they jumped down the mountain with their heads in arms.
Just because Lin and Qi let these seven people go, something happened again. This is a story for later, and will be explained later.
On this day, the jailer brought a bowl of soup with a few noodles in it. He opened the door and handed it in and said:
"Eat, eat. We, Mr. Hu, are afraid that you will starve to death, so let me bring you a bowl of rice."
The smell in the room was so stinking that it choked my nose. The jailer hurriedly turned around, closed the door, and escaped like a ghost.
As soon as the jailer went out, someone came over with a bottle of wine in his right hand and a bag of drinks in his left hand and said:
"Brother, it's okay tonight. Let's have a drink together!"
The jailer looked behind him and said, "Just drink, this half-dead old man won't be able to escape anyway."
After a while, thunderous snoring could be heard outside. After eating a bowl of noodles, Guo Banxian felt somewhat energetic. He got up and took a look outside. It turned out that two drunkards were already drunk. He pulled the cell door, and the door opened.
It was unlocked! Guo Banxian suddenly realized that he was not destined to die. How long would he wait if he didn't leave now? He gently opened the door, took off one of the jailers' clothes and put it on himself, and walked out.
Then he left. Finally he reached the door. The concierge was already asleep. A voice came from inside and said:
"You have to go out so late, what's wrong?"
Guo Banxian lowered his voice and said, "Master Hu asked me to go do something for him and I'll be back in a minute."
"Well, just close the door, so that I don't have to open and close it again."
Guo Banxian left Dali Temple and walked for more than half a mile. It was estimated that there would be no danger. Then he touched his head, said "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord", raised his hands and said: