Wang Shugui was puzzled that an army of 30,000 people could not wipe out a hundred or so bandits. In the end, they were beaten to pieces and fled back in embarrassment. He was aware of Wen Shichang's incompetence. He had always taken it very seriously and prepared for it.
Why did Zhao Xiaogao, who was entrusted with such an important task, become a loser? He and Pan You'an were both eunuchs, and both were fakes. Why couldn't he compare to Pan You'an? Fortunately, Zhao Xiaogao escaped from the mountain with his superb martial arts and saved some face.
, he sent Zhao Xiaogao back to the inner palace that day, because he knew that the empress was still anxiously waiting for him!
Furthermore, he also knew that there was a female general in the village. She was the daughter of the dead General Cao. It was not clear why two women suddenly appeared out of nowhere and both of them were superb in martial arts. It was really a disaster to raise a tiger.
After several unsuccessful attempts to encircle and suppress the mountain, they finally became accustomed to it. Suddenly he thought that the little eunuch had sneaked into Langdang Mountain not long ago, and he had also sent troops to attack the mountain, but he later kicked the camp away. Could it be that in the middle...
The little eunuch is now fully fledged, and his buddies are everywhere in the government and the public. It is not feasible for ordinary people to shake him. The only way is to use external force, external force, external force? Five years ago, because of the border issues, I wanted to let him die.
The information turned out to be a blessing in disguise for him, and he got a lot of benefits. This time he had to think of a perfect plan. Where is the burial place of the little eunuch? Suddenly he remembered that the day before yesterday, the western border sent an urgent document of 800 miles, saying something.
The Northern Huns colluded with their vassal states, a total of eighteen families, attacked the city and captured the land, seized Jiaguan, and successively destroyed the cities of Suzhou, Ganzhou, Liangzhou, etc., and would soon reach Jincheng Pass. Why not take this opportunity to order the young eunuch
He went out to conquer the west, and then recommended Zhao Xiaogao to be a general, responsible for logistics and escorting food and grass. When necessary, he cut off the food of the young eunuch and starved him and his best friends to death in the vast desert. Look at him.
How long is your ball, can you still have Ritian's skills?
When Queen Wang saw Zhao Xiaogao running back unscathed, she was overjoyed and wanted to go forward and hug her, saying urgently:
"Gao'er, you miss me so much! Go and wash up quickly, I'll have someone give you a whole table of banquets. As long as you come back safely, I don't care about the outcome of the battlefield!"
Zhao Xiaogao did not dare to explain the whole story at once, and hesitated for a long time before saying:
"Your Majesty, give me something else to do. From now on, I can no longer serve you by your side."
"What's wrong, you don't lack arms or legs, why do you want to change your job?" the empress asked puzzledly.
"I don't have that kind of thing anymore." Zhao Xiaogao lowered his head and looked at the place and said.
"What! You mean you asked someone to draw lots?" the empress exclaimed.
"It's not that the lot is completely clean, and, and..." Zhao Xiaogao muttered.
"Oh my god! So there's still some left?" The empress walked over anxiously, opened his belt, and said angrily, "Take off your pants and let me see."
As soon as Zhao Xiaogao's belt was loosened, his trousers fell down to his ankles. The empress lifted up her robe and took a look, and was shocked: the chariot was still there, but the tall cannon was completely gone.
When it comes to firing artillery shells, without a launching mechanism, having one is worse than not having it, which makes people look down upon them.
The empress burst into tears as if she were mourning her heir. Zhao Xiaogao either tried to persuade her or not, but stood aside like a child who had made a mistake. When the empress had cried enough, she wiped her tears and cursed:
"How come these beasts, inferior to pigs and dogs, have ruined people like this? What is the law of heaven? A scholar can be killed but cannot be humiliated. Rather than doing this, it is better to kill him with a single sword!"
Zhao Xiaogao lowered his head and muttered a few words in a low voice. The empress did not hear clearly and asked anxiously:
"What did you say?"
"That group of robbers said so," Zhao Xiaogao muttered.
"What did you say?" The empress chased after her.
"They said they were doing justice for heaven." Zhao Xiaogao still hung his head.
"This is also called walking on behalf of heaven? Just coax the ghosts away!" The empress snorted disdainfully.
"They also said this is called Qingjunzi!"
"Bullshit, what does this mean to them? A bunch of bandits are still in charge of royal affairs. No matter how long a camel's neck is, it can still eat mountain grass? What else are they talking about?"
"They said eunuchs should look like eunuchs. They said they had done a great thing for the emperor!"
"Okay, okay, I don't want to hear your nagging anymore, just go and do what you have to do!" Queen Wang waved her hand impatiently.
"Mother, shall I go back to my room?" Zhao Xiaogao asked pitifully.
"Your room, what room do you have in my palace? I feel sick when I think of you like that. You'd better stay away from me." Queen Wang scolded.
"Your Majesty, you don't want to watch the programs I arranged anymore?" Zhao Xiaogao remembered that he still had a unique skill.
"Who cares? Say you are a man. You are missing something. Say you are a eunuch. You still have two eggs. You are so nondescript. I told you that it is better for you to stay away from me. I am afraid! From now on I will
If you want to watch a play, just invite the theater troupe, no need to trouble you." Queen Wang looked like she was refusing to let people go thousands of miles away.
"Empress, who do you want me to go to?" Only then did Zhao Xiaogao feel deeply that the world was in trouble and people's hearts were not as old as they used to be.
"Go find Pan You'an! Isn't he the chief eunuch in the palace?"
"He won't kill me?" Zhao Xiaogao cried secretly.
"That's a matter between you eunuchs and has nothing to do with me. You can go!" After saying that, the Queen turned and went to bed.
Zhao Xiaogao knew his empress' temper and it was useless to talk any more, so he had to go back to his room, grab a few important things, and left the palace to find Pan You'an.
Naturally, the little eunuch had to accept it. When a person is in trouble, no matter what he has done in the past, it will be over if he turns over this one. He heard about the fact that Zhao Xiaogao was operated on by Lin and Qi right away.
, he couldn't tell whether he was happy or sympathetic. He and Zhao Xiaogao were both fakes and had experienced the same thing, but the results were very different. After thinking about it, he arranged for him to go to the garden to water the flowers. This was a leisurely job, which was good.
Let him calm down and reflect on his actions during this period.
When Zhao Xiaogao heard that the young eunuch asked him to plant flowers, he was very unhappy and thought that Pan Youan was seeking revenge. Although he himself was warm and charming and surrounded by women, he sent him to a place far away from women. He knew clearly:
Although he no longer needs a woman physically, he still needs a woman psychologically. He is different from other eunuchs in that he has one more thing, those two balls.