Chapter 173: The word love has just become popular
After crossing the river, Mo Huairen, a man with a yellow beard, took advantage of the scorching sun at noon to dry his shirt, underwear, etc. He did not dare to neglect. He had heard that Wild Wolf Beach was not a place for leisure. Not only were there wolves, but there were also bears.
Leopards, etc. It would be child's play if he encountered one or several of them. He himself had no food to satisfy his hunger, but instead became someone else's snack.
Mo Huairen took inventory of his luggage. Since he was out fighting, he had neither silver nor money with him. He only had a long knife hanging on his waist, which was his only property. He also knew how vast Yelangtan was.
There is no trace, with a radius of dozens or hundreds of miles. If he loses his direction, he will be doomed. Reluctantly, he chooses a direction and goes west, which is considered a safe place. While he is walking, he suddenly hears the sound of donkey braying.
Huairen was secretly happy: since there are donkeys, there must be people there. It is unknown whether nomads moved here to graze. The prairie people are kind-hearted and naturally hospitable. They go there to beg for some food and drink, and then live together.
In the middle of the night, it was daybreak and it was time to go on the road. Mo Huairen was happily thinking about his wishful thinking. He suddenly raised his head and saw a man and a donkey running towards him. When he got closer, he realized that the person who came was none other than the Confederate Army.
The commander-in-chief himself. Ordinarily he should not be afraid. The man was working alone. Moreover, they had already fought against each other yesterday. It was a pity that he did not have any possessions at hand. Otherwise, he would have killed the Nanman leader and taken his head to King Shanyu to ask for a reward.
, no matter what, you have to be granted the title of warlord.
When the little eunuch saw that it was the general from yesterday, he couldn't help but feel overjoyed: Enemies are really not getting together! This bandit drove him into the river yesterday and almost didn't let him lose his life. He also came here today. Could it be that he was looking for a trace?
Coming after him? The little eunuch subconsciously raised his head and looked into the distance, but saw no soldiers following him. Only then did he feel relieved, shouted, and said:
"Hey, you brave maniac, you didn't bring any long weapons yesterday, so you got some advantages, why are you here today? Is it to die? Come on, come on, I will fight you for a long time, and let you know what I am
How are your skills?"
When Mo Huairen reached this point, he had to fight without fighting, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and raise his long sword to meet the enemy.
Suddenly the little eunuch waved his gun away and shouted: "Stop!"
Mo Huairen was startled: "What?"
The little eunuch said with a smile: "I am stronger than you, so you suffer a big loss. We always uphold justice in our affairs. Yesterday, I couldn't fight you. It was not because I didn't have the skills, but because I didn't have the weapons. Now I have also changed my skills.
Sword, you use your long sword, so that neither of us can say anything about the other, is it fair and reasonable?"
After that, the little eunuch threw the silver gun that Ginkgo Dunzhu borrowed from him aside.
Mo Huairen thought to himself: There are all kinds of people in this world! They say that the people of the Central Plains are smart, but I think they are worse than bullshit. They have read too much Confucius and Mencius and have become nerds. Song Xianggong was not this kind of thing back then! Abandon it!
How could there be such a fool? He couldn't miss the opportunity, he couldn't help but chop, clap, clap, Mo Huairen didn't care whether it was green, red or white, he just raised his knife to chop.
The little eunuch sneered, and the gold-steel sword drew an arc, and circled Mo Huairen's head three times. There was a loud "snap", and Mo Huairen's face was touched, and the left half of his cheek suddenly became swollen.
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Mo Huairen was so angry that he resorted to the technique of beating his teacher to death with a stick and brandishing his knife wildly.
The little eunuch didn't panic. The reason why he didn't dare to block Mo Huairen's knife with his sword was because he wasn't sure about the quality of the steel. He was afraid that if he cut off his knife with the sword, another object would be used to bully him.
The little eunuch's sword was still hovering over Mo Huairen's head. Mo Huairen suffered a loss and turned his left cheek to avoid the sword. Mo Chengxiang's sword was heavy.
When it landed on the right cheek, there was still a loud "snap", and both cheeks were swollen, much more balanced than before.
Mo Huairen was furious and slashed at the young eunuch's throat with his knife. The young eunuch couldn't block it, and as soon as he made his move, there was a "click" sound, Mo Huairen's long knife broke into two pieces, and the big knife became a dagger.
The little eunuch didn't want to talk to him, he was flying up and down, the swords were in a mess, Mo Huairen was in a hurry, he was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, he didn't care, he threw himself at the little eunuch, tore his robe, and they both fell to the horse at the same time
(Donkey) Get off.
At this time, a miracle that has been rare for thousands of years appeared. Seeing that all the owners had fallen off their horses (donkeys), the two animals were no longer fettered. They took a break from the busy work and actually started selling their own business. It turned out that Mo Huairen's horse was a horse.
During the estrus period, the gray donkey came running desperately from the competition arena, maybe just to meet its lover (donkey)? The things about animals are quite mysterious, and humans cannot understand them.
The little eunuch got up from the ground and saw the gray donkey doing good things on Mo Huairen's horse's butt. He couldn't help but smile at the man below him:
"Man, come on, look, we are fighting here, but they are doing good things! The problem is that if my donkey kills your horse, if I kill the mule in the future, who gets it?"
At this time, Mo Huairen's cheeks were swollen into pig's faces, and his eyes were squeezed into slits. He suddenly became angry from shame, like a trapped animal fighting. After a moment's pause, he held the broken knife in his hand and fiercely charged at the young eunuch.
Stab away. The little eunuch held the long sword in his hand and cursed coldly:
"You are a ungrateful thing. I don't want to take your life. But if you seek death yourself, what does it have to do with me?" Then with a gentle wave, Mo Huairen's body was divided into two parts.
Lei Xubin's team of people came one after another, and Ginkgo Dunzhu walked last because she was walking. Fortunately, her gray donkey had just finished a good job, otherwise how could the girl's face be saved?
Marshal Lei Xubin hugged the young eunuch's shoulders tightly and said with a loud smile: "Brother, you are good! You captured the vanguard and killed a general!"
The little eunuch secretly rejoiced: Today's dinner seemed to be in order.
Deputy Commander Meng Fanyin looked at Mo Huairen's head and exclaimed: "Sister, come and see, whose head do you think this is?"
After Ginkgo stared at the beads, her eyes filled with tears. She turned around and walked to the little eunuch, knelt down on her knees and choked with sobs:
"My benefactor, please bow to me. From today onwards, I am yours. I am yours."
The little eunuch suddenly blushed, hurriedly helped Yugu's daughter with his hands, and asked suspiciously:
"Girl, why is this?"
My elder brother Meng Fanyin said from the side: "Stop talking too much, strong man. If you have anything to say, we can talk about it in detail after we return to camp."
Lei Xubin ordered: "Go quickly and choose another good horse to send the vanguard back to the camp."
De Geer also had a different look, he was as attentive as a second brother, helping the young eunuch adjust the saddle, and helping the young eunuch mount the horse, and said repeatedly:
"Brother, oh, no, no, no, I should be officially called Pioneer. Master Pioneer, from now on I will be your pawn. If you need anything, just give me your orders."
The little eunuch was confused and didn't know what kind of medicine the Yugur girl was putting in the gourd. He asked Degel to stir up the confusion and said angrily:
"What the hell, I've been on an empty stomach since morning!"
Degel said: "Oh, this matter is easy to handle. I will tell Deputy Commander Tenzin when I get back and ask him to prepare a high-quality banquet for you."
Everyone surrounded the little eunuch on the way back to the camp. Gingko asked someone to tie his donkey to the tail of the little eunuch's horse, and he and the little eunuch rode a horse together. Everyone thought about it, because Gingko's donkey was
She had just done that thing, and she was very listless now. How could she have the energy to carry another person back? The girl put her arms around the little eunuch's lower back and nestled tenderly on his shoulders. The little eunuch's heart was beating fast.
He thought to himself: Is this really pie in the sky?
Zhang Facun and Huang Ren followed the team, like two stragglers. Zhang Facun pouted, looked at the little eunuch riding in front, and complained:
"You also say that others value sex over friends. My eldest brother has a horse to ride on, and he has a beautiful woman in his arms. It's really hard for us brothers."
"Ball!" Huang Ren advised, "Brother, I don't care what happens. I'm afraid the food tonight is guaranteed. Let's make a full stomach first."