Chapter Seventeen White Clouds Float in the Blue Sky
"Are you not a eunuch?" exclaimed the beautiful Ur-Sultan.
"Do you think I look like a eunuch?" The little eunuch leaned closely on the foreign girl's body and asked while moving.
"It's unbelievable that a man like you sneaked into the court among a large group of women!"
"Is not it good?"
"Who did this? I believe this is not due to carelessness on the part of the person doing the work or someone making a joke!"
"God made a joke on me." Pan You'an said while busy working.
"Can't you be gentler? You're hurting everyone." Wu'er-Sultan opened his big black and shining eyes under the little eunuch's body, frowned and said with a smile.
"The women from foreign lands are different from the Han women in the palace," the little eunuch muttered in his heart. "The women in the palace include the old lady (he began to secretly call the empress dowager the old lady behind his back).
) do things without opening their eyes, but this little girl in front of him actually opened her eyes wide. Just now she said she was a girl, only a ghost would believe it!" Suddenly he remembered the problem before Wu'er Sultan.
, he retorted:
"Didn't you say that I'm not a man? I just want you to know whether I am a real man?"
"I really didn't expect that a eunuch would have such a big thing hidden under his crotch?"
"You know how powerful I am this time, right?"
"I saw you in the battle during the day, fair and clean, and you are really lovable, but in fact you are full of evil." Ur-Sultan said to Bai Bai.
"If a man is not bad, then his daughter will not love him. If a man is not a gangster, a woman will be frightened. You don't understand this?" the little eunuch said with a smile.
"How many women are there in your palace?"
"I haven't counted them. There are countless of them. I can't even count them anyway."
"Where are the men?"
"There are many useless men. The only useful ones are me and the little emperor. I heard that he is also useless."
"It's useless, Your Majesty! How do you know?" Ur-Sultan asked in surprise.
"The palace maid I slept with told me. She said that the emperor only lay on women if the palace maids gave him beans to eat. He would not even kiss a woman at other times. It seemed that he had no interest in women at all. He was so materialistic.
It's useless and will never be used." The young eunuch spoke with great enthusiasm.
"How many women have you made?" Ur-Sultan asked, hiding his face.
The young eunuch said: "There are not many, except the empress dowager, and the few maids around her. The empress dowager guards me just like she guards against thieves, and there is no chance to attack me."
"You are from the Queen Mother, so you are the Emperor?"
"Bullshit! On the surface I am the young prince, but in fact I am nothing. If the Queen Mother dies one day, my days will be over."
"I understand. In fact, your life is quite difficult. You are always on tenterhooks."
"So I want to create my own world. I've had enough of living under the influence of others."
"Yes! Oh, come on, I can't bear it anymore!" The expression on Ur-Sultan's face suddenly changed. Not only was he frowning, but this time his face was full of pain.
The little eunuch knew that the heat was coming, so he hurried forward and started bombing wildly, injecting all the supplies he had accumulated in the past few days into Princess Fan's body.
"It's good now," Ur-Sultan said quietly while lying on the big camp bed. "You not only captured my people, but also captured my heart. Now I am yours. Come with me tomorrow."
I will tell my father that I will also make you a general. With half a son-in-law, my father will treat you well. Besides, having me is better than being a eunuch in your Southern Dynasty."
The little eunuch looked at Wu'er Sultan's charming face. That pretty face looked as innocent and innocent as a newly hatched chick. Compared with the fierce and heroic female general who fought with him in front of the battle during the day, it was simply
They were like two people, so he smiled and said:
"Following you to become a consort in Fanbang? Are you talking in your sleep? Your team was defeated by me, and only a few of them escaped back to the desert. You don't know if you will have a place to stay when you go back, and can you still have my food?"
"Where is your father? Was your father also killed by you?" Wu'er Sultan just knew that she had become homeless after this war.
Pan Youan didn't want to mention those unpleasant things at this time, lest he spoil his interest. He took the opportunity to shout outside:
"Someone is coming!
Following the sound, two soldiers came in and whispered, "What are your orders, Commander-in-Chief?"
There is one less person on the ground and one more person on the bed. This is obvious, but they turn a blind eye, or they don't dare to tell or ask when they see it.
"Go get some buckets of hot water and give the Sudanese girl a bath."
"Yes!" Xiaobing said.
"Then we'll have a banquet and prepare more beef and mutton, fresh ones."
The next day was a sunny day, and the little eunuch and his "bride" galloped on the vast grassland. There were no rolling mountains, no trees, flowers and fruits, and even no human habitation. There were only endless green grass.
Small mounds that look like steamed buns. A few goshawks fly across the blue sky from time to time, and occasionally one or two hares and voles pop out of the grass. They seem to tell visitors that there are still living things here. Silent grassland, sweet grassland,
The warm grassland, the beautiful scenery, the little eunuch thought about it. He even wanted to write a poem, but unfortunately he had no attainments in this area. Touched by the scene, the little eunuch recalled the hearty scene last night. In the past, he ate all the food that others had laid.
, it was the fruit he picked with his own hands last night, so it was crispier, sweeter, and even more memorable for him. Thinking of this, the greedy guy in his lower body started to get excited again. Pan Youan said with a playful smile:
"Sister, I want it again."
Wu'er Sultan rolled his eyes at him and said teasingly: "It's no good. I'm still feeling pain from what I did last night!"
"I won't, I want it!" The little eunuch acted like a child.
"Well, there's really nothing we can do about you!"
"Sister, you said you are from a daughter's family, how come there was no blood last night?" At this moment, the little eunuch asked an inappropriate question.
"I..." Wu'er Sultan's face immediately turned red as if covered with a piece of red cloth. She murmured for a long time before she found an excuse and retorted, "Our daughters from the Fan family are not like you Han girls who spend all day drawing and embroidering in the boudoir.
, rain or shine, tossing on horseback every day, how many of you think you can keep that thing intact?"
"This will put my mind at ease. If you don't tell me, I thought I picked up another second-hand commodity." The little eunuch tied the two horses together and let them go to the grass to eat grass.
"That's not like you!" Ur-Sultan took off his leather coat, spread it on the ground, and argued, "If you mess with the old one, then you will become a stallion on our grassland."
"Is that up to me?" The little eunuch didn't wait for the girl to reply. Like a hungry wild wolf, he threw Ur-Sultan down on the "embroidery bed" she had just made.