Chapter 182: Tianxue Girl's Newlywed Night Tribulation for the Groom
Yin Tianxue and the young eunuch were fighting fiercely when they suddenly heard someone shouting: "Don't fight, don't fight, they are all our own family members!" As soon as the girl heard this, she immediately concluded that this person could not be any other than the famous Pan Shuai and Pan You'an.
Someone else. Firstly, his martial arts are unparalleled and cannot be compared with ordinary people. Secondly, his character is outstanding and there is no one better than Pan An. The young lady’s face turned red and she hurriedly hid aside. Cao Huazhi glanced at her.
At that moment, she looked embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it. She nodded hastily and tried to cover it up.
Once a word is said, it is hard to follow it. Once you have promised someone something, you should not go back on it. Besides, marrying a person like Marshal Pan in your whole life will not be in vain. Your character and martial arts are all top-notch, as for your moral character and thinking
The girl is worried about the problem and needs to verify it herself.
The former General Pan's residence has now become Marshal Pan's temporary residence. The little eunuch who was the vanguard at Black Tiger Cliff yesterday has suddenly transformed into the groom's henchman again. In the morning, they were still catching couples fighting on the river beach, regardless of whether they were male or female.
A pair of beautiful children who never give up entered their new house tonight. History will always play tricks on people, sometimes with malicious intent, sometimes with good intentions. Good intentions and malice are not dependent on people's will, it's all about personal luck.
The young eunuch looked at his newly married wife. In the past, he had hunted, fought, and robbed her. But now this woman was created by his wives, so he felt very uncomfortable.
I didn't even have the courage to take another look. I was sitting alone at the table, drinking boringly.
It was Yin Tianxue who broke the deadlock, pursed his lips and smiled, and whispered: "Brother-in-law, we have nothing to do. Please drink slowly and let me tell you a story, okay?"
The little eunuch was unhappy when he heard this: This woman still calls me brother-in-law. It is obvious that she is rejecting people thousands of miles away. Let's see how she makes a move? Then she said:
"Please do as you wish!"
Yin Tianxue said eloquently:
Once upon a time, there was a farmer who was working in the fields. Suddenly he saw a scholar riding a donkey coming from a distance. When the scholar saw the farmer, he politely said to the donkey:
"Big brother, big brother, you farm all day long, do you know how many plows you can plow and how many steps your oxen can take in one day?"
The farmer ate for a long time, unable to answer, and finally said with a blushing face: "To be honest, brother scholar, I really don't know."
"You're so stupid. What's the difference between you and that pig? You can't even explain what you're doing. You're worse than the stupid donkey I'm riding!"
The farmer was inexplicably angry and returned home with a pout. When his wife brought the rice, he didn’t even want to eat it. His wife saw that he looked strange and asked him for a long time before he told the truth. His wife smiled disdainfully and said:
"The person who got a bargain will not give up. That person will definitely come back tomorrow. You can answer him like this."
At almost noon the next day, the scholar came again and asked the farmer again in the same words. The farmer knew what he knew and asked calmly:
"Xiucai, Xiucai, you ride a donkey here and there all day long. Do you know how many steps your old donkey walked on that day?"
The scholar was shocked and knew that the farmer must have someone to give him guidance. After repeated questioning, the farmer was kind and told the truth that it was his wife who taught him. The scholar smiled and said:
"Brother, go home today and tell your sister-in-law that I will go meet her tomorrow. Only half of my mouth is enough."
When the farmer saw this, he hurried home and told his wife that the scholar was coming to visit. The wife knew it well and smiled without saying a word.
That day, as he said, the scholar came to the prison. In order to prove that he could defeat the farmer's wife with only half of his mouth, he first covered half of his mouth with a piece of dog skin plaster and came excitedly. One leg was in front of the door and the other was on the threshold.
After that, someone shouted from the other side of the door:
"Sister-in-law, do you want me to go in or out of the house?"
The farmer's wife took a handful of onions and a handful of garlic and put them on the chopping board and said, "Xiucai Xiucai, do you think I should chop onions or garlic?"
The scholar was suddenly shocked and said: "My sister-in-law is not good, the cow dung is in the pot!"
The farmer's wife smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay. Didn't you see the plaster on the cow's butt?"
The scholar asked for trouble, and left with a red face and angrily.
What kind of person is the young eunuch? How could he not know the intentions of the new wife? Without thinking, he made up a story:
Once upon a time, there were two good friends, one named Zhang and the other named Zhu. One day, Zhang Xiucai went to visit Zhu Xiucai, but it happened that Zhu Xiucai was not at home. Zhang Xiucai asked:
"Is Zhu Xiucai at home?"
"My husband is not at home. I will let him know when he comes back. May I ask your surname, sir?" It was Zhu's wife who answered.
"The humble surname is Zhang."
"Oh, are you going to open your bow or stand up early?"
"The bow is stretched."
"Has Mr. Zhang eaten?"
"Already used, you're welcome."
"Okay, sir, please sit down and have tea."
Zhang Xiucai went home and praised Zhu Xiucai's wife for how smart and capable she was, how she spoke well and looked upright, which was very admirable.
Zhang's wife became very jealous and scolded: "You're not ashamed, how can you praise other people's wives in front of your own wife? Someone came the next day, and I said it more appropriately than she did!"
Zhang Xiucai said nothing.
A few days later, Zhu Xiucai came to visit Zhang Xiucai, but Zhang Xiucai happened to be absent.
Zhang's wife said: "My nerd is not here. May I ask, sir, your surname is Gui?"
"My surname is not Gui but Zhu?" Zhu Xiucai looked confused.
"Are you a boar or a sow?"
"Boar." Zhu Xiucai answered truthfully and patiently.
"Have you passed the gelding?"
"Not yet." Zhu Xiucai couldn't bear it anymore, but he still told the truth.
"It just so happens that I don't have any meat either, so why don't we cook it in one pot? Wait a moment, I'll boil the water." Without waiting for the guest's consent, Zhang's wife took the knife to cut the meat in order to show her enthusiasm for the guest. But nothing happened.
The knife was dull, so he sharpened it again.
Zhu Xiucai was shocked and ran away.
Zhang's wife picked up a knife and chased her out the door, shouting: "Old boar, are you quitting?"
Zhu Xiucai replied without looking back: "I'll ask my wife. If she says she's going to do it, I'll do it. If she says she doesn't, I won't do it. I don't dare to make the decision on my own."
Zhang's wife threw the knife on the chopping board in frustration and muttered contemptuously:
"It turns out that he is a coward and doesn't dare to make the decision on this matter. No wonder there is a clever lady in the family who can talk?"
Not to be outdone, Yin Tianxue continued:
When the little dwarf saw his children playing on the kang, he threatened: "When your mother comes, she will carry me on the kang and I will look good on you!"
The little eunuch then said:
There was a mother and daughter working, and the daughter shouted in the kitchen:
"Mom, there is too much water."
“Add noodles!”
"Too many noodles?"
"Add water!"
"..."
“Can’t put it on the chopping board?”
"Damn girl, I didn't sew the quilt to sew myself in it. I will never spare you after I come out!"
Yin Tianxue wanted to say more, but was stopped by the young eunuch:
"If you don't say anything, ma'am, it's really late. There are still a lot of things to do tomorrow. Why don't you go to bed early?"
Yin Tianxue had a sullen look on her face and her cheeks were flushed, and she said, "It's too early to call me madam. There's another story. If my brother-in-law can talk to me, it won't be too late to go to bed with the official."
I don’t know what Yin Tianxue said, but I’ll explain it next time.