Chapter 184: A Fanbang Girl Makes a Secret Scheme to Capture Shuangxue
Who can explain things in this world clearly? How far is the distance between science and superstition? If you can’t explain clearly, let’s just say it’s fate! The young eunuch and Yin Tianxue slept together, but it was difficult to become husband and wife, so they could only
Explained by the fact that fate has not yet arrived!
The little eunuch worked hard to no avail, and felt ashamed of himself, as if he had returned to a real eunuch. When Xueer said, "My wife is not borrowed," my heart suddenly brightened, and I suddenly felt relieved. Although Yin Tianxue was married for the first time
, after all, this is a girl’s house, how can you not understand the thoughts of men? He thought about it, there is no fifteenth and there is still the first year of junior high school! There is a thought left in my heart, there is always a kind of hope, maybe something bad will turn into a good thing!
Just like with the Yugur girl Ginkgo Dunzhu, people always worry about the half of the unfinished chess game. Let's go see the lovely Ginkgo tonight! The little eunuch pondered his wishful thinking and gradually fell asleep. I don't know.
Unknowingly, he fell asleep in Yin Tianxue's fragrant arms.
It was not yet dawn when suddenly I heard the sound of drums and horns. The little eunuch hurriedly got up. Yin Tianxue also followed suit to get dressed. The little eunuch looked back and smiled and said:
"I'm in the army, so I won't get in the way. Xue'er might as well sleep for a while."
Yin Tianxue refused to listen and insisted on getting dressed. He said in his mouth: "The husband sings and the wife follows, and the husband works hard for state affairs. How can I not prepare breakfast for you as a wife? Sir, I have one more thing.
Ask for each other."
"What's the matter?" The little eunuch had already put on his clothes.
"My husband already has a Xue'er. Please don't call me Xue'er in the future to avoid confusion with sister Xue'er."
"What should I call it?"
"I have a baby named Bing'er. If your husband thinks it sounds easy to you, just call me Bing'er!"
The little eunuch nodded and said, "Bingxue is the closest, so it's good to call her Bing'er."
After washing up while talking, Yin Tianxue cooked in person, boiling a glass of milk, frying two eggs, ready-made scones, and some local side dishes such as beef and haggis.
The little eunuch had something on his mind and was eager to leave. After taking a few random bites, he put down his chopsticks. Yin Tianxue smiled, took out something from his arms and said:
"If you carry this with you, you will have something to think about in the future."
The little eunuch took it in his hand and saw that it was a sachet. He couldn't help but want to laugh, but he stopped when he felt the inconvenience. He stuffed it into his sleeve and said:
"Bing'er, I'm going."
As soon as the young eunuch left the gate of the mansion, he saw his wives, except for Ginkgo, all holding swords and knives, standing on both sides of the door. The young eunuch asked in shock:
"Why is this?"
Cao Huazhi said with a smile: "This morning's report said that there were soldiers besieging the city. We were afraid that the military situation would disturb your husband's dream, so the sisters came to protect him."
The young eunuch said: "Missing an important event is a crime of beheading."
Several wives said together: "These few little stories are just frogs in the well, arrogant and arrogant, and we all regard them as trivial. Husband, there is no need to make a fuss about it."
The young eunuch knew the abilities of the ladies and did not want to dampen his own spirit, so he kept silent. The young eunuch was in front, followed by the ladies, and Yin Tianxue also came after him. He hurried to the handsome man's house, where Hu San and others
All civil and military officials were waiting for orders in their tents.
When the marshal raised his account, the young eunuch asked Hu San: "Brother, how many troops are there to attack the city?"
"According to Tan Ma's report, the Huns sent an army of 100,000 to attack this time, saying that they would fight to the death to capture Daqigou and open the gateway to the east." Hu San reported truthfully.
The young eunuch asked the generals what they could do to break the army, and Hua Shixiong said:
"Although Daqigou is small, it is a strong city. If you hold on, let alone ten or eight days, you can be safe for a year and a half. However, it is precisely because Daqigou is a small town with few registered residents and not much food storage.
, plus I have a hundred thousand troops in the city, with people eating and horses drinking, it can last for up to seven days."
The little eunuch frowned slightly and said: "Send the order to the three armies to immediately open the city to resist the enemy!"
The enemy's first general in the formation was named Xavievich. He was a red-faced man with wolf eyes and an eagle nose, a broad mouth and big ears. He had blond hair and a yellow beard like a bush of grass under his chin. Because he had a big head and a big body.
Short, from a distance it looks like a fat bear lying prone on a tall horse.
"Listen up, Southern Barbarians," Xavich shouted loudly, "I, the right virtuous king, Dashan Yu, have the virtue of preserving a good life. If you surrender, you will be spared death. The team was disbanded on the spot, and the travel expenses were paid to return home.
Your parents, wives, and children are still thinking about you! It’s not easy to grow up like this. Why do you need to serve the stupid and incompetent emperor? Otherwise, you will have to come and go, and you will be killed and no one will be left. I will have to let your souls return to your hometown.
Oh! Besides, you Han people have never been good at fighting. A donkey rider cannot beat a horse rider. No matter how fat the cattle and sheep are, they are no match for the jackals, tigers and leopards. What I say is always good, and I never speak other than the truth.
Do you think this is true?"
The little eunuch laughed three times, pointed his horsewhip, and scolded: "You are waiting for thieves. You are a wolf by nature. You have rebelled repeatedly, burned, killed, looted, and harassed our border residents. If you are beaten once, you will be honest for a few days. If I don't beat you, you will continue to do it."
I've done it again! This time I won't leave once I'm here, and I will make sure that all of you barbarians have no descendants and no future troubles at the border with me."
The general laughed and said: "Boy, why are you laughing? In my opinion, you have no eyes for the emperor, so you sent a thin and pretty boy like you to take charge? This shows that you are facing no one and you are willing to die."
I'm afraid I'm no match for you if you know how to read and understand words. If you catch a couple and fight me, I can grab a knife in one hand and a penis in the other to make you fall over and kneel down and call me grandpa!"
Not willing to be outdone, the little eunuch sneered and said, "You thief, please come here. Within three seconds, I will ask you to take off your pants and see if you have that thing under your crotch. Then we will see who is the grandfather?"
"If there is something or not, it will be determined under the sword. What is the use of words?" Fan Jiang must have been coveting the Celestial Dynasty for a long time. He spoke Chinese and even joked very cleverly.
"Good dog head, our country, China, is a civilized land, how can we allow you bastards to show off their bravery and fight here? Come here, kid, I will let you see it for a while. I will take off your pants to verify your identity and see if your balls are good.
How long?”
The general was furious. He flashed his weapon and was about to take action. Unexpectedly, a female general appeared from behind and shouted:
"It's useless to kill a chicken with a sledgehammer. Commander, let's see if I take this pretty-faced southern barbarian and go back to the camp to talk!"
The female general's name is Xue Lihong. She has blond hair and blue eyes, is tall and strong, wears a white shirt, and rides a bay red horse. She is good at using a digging shovel. She comes from a noble family. Someone once sneaked into the Southern Dynasties and stole the essence of Chinese martial arts.
.By the time of Xue Lihong's generation, no one can beat her. (The details of Xue Lihong will be explained later. The fight is in full swing at this time, so it is not convenient to go into details. I hope all the readers will be patient and listen.
Let me talk about this scene first.)
When Liu Jianxun saw that it was a female class calling for battle, he didn't take it seriously. There was a contemptuous sneer on the corner of his mouth. Without waiting for the commander to speak, he stepped out of the horse and shouted loudly:
"Send me your name, Fannu, so that I won't write you down as anonymous on my credit list in the future."
Xue Lihong didn't say anything. She started to dig with her shovel and started to hit him. Liu Jianxun didn't dare to neglect and raised his fist to fight back. The two sides shoveled back and forth for less than ten rounds. Fan Nu roared angrily and raised the shovel. He chopped Liu Jianxun off his horse.
When the little eunuch saw this, the sky turned dark and he almost fell off his horse, shouting:
"Jianxun and I have gone through hundreds of battles and achieved great success. I don't want to lose my life at the hands of an unknown female sacrifice today. It hurts me! Whoever wins that female sacrifice with me, my brother, I will give him a great contribution. pieces?"
Before he could say anything, Yin Tianxue charged out on horseback, and the female general caught him with a shovel.
What a fight! The gun flies like flying flowers, and the shovel moves like fish swimming. One wants to avenge his husband's generals, and the other wants to help King Chanyu fight for the Han family's kingdom. One is like a swallow sweeping the sky, one is like a deer galloping across the field, and the other is like a swallow flying across the sky. A hero among women, a heroine. When two strong men meet, the brave will win; when two brave men meet, the wise will be stronger.
In terms of kung fu, Yin Tianxue had the upper hand, and the girls of the Fan family showed no signs of weakness due to their strength. The fighters on both sides, mostly men, were also tightly attracted by the fight. Their eyes did not dare to wander, and their mouths were open for a long time. He came closer, secretly feeling ashamed that he was not good at his studies in the past, and feared that he would never have such a chance to shine in this life. It is said that the battlefield is a man's world, but I have never seen such a brave heroine? Yin Tianxue is meticulous in martial arts, and dances with a silver spear. It's like a goddess scattering flowers. She is red in the snow, strong and brave, and the shovel is swinging like wind and waves. At first glance, it seems that the goddess from the sky has fallen to earth, but if you take a closer look, it turns out to be a female tiger in the mountain fighting for the world. Don't tell anyone. The general was amazed, and even the commander-in-chief Pan Youan kept nodding his head. He was an expert, and from his perspective, even if this battle lasted until tomorrow, it would still be the same.
Not to mention the little eunuch lamenting, the two female generals fought for about 300 rounds, and it was hard to tell who was the winner. Shangguan Xue was impatient, fired his gun and shouted:
"Sister Xue'er, please take a break and let me capture this woman to avenge General Liu!"
Yin Tianxue was reluctant to give up, so the two of them joined forces to fight Xue Lihong. Shangguan Xue was not an ordinary person. As soon as the quick spear came out, Fan Nu was unable to resist the enemy, so she hurriedly got back on her horse and left. The two Xue'er were greedy for merit, how could they let go? She was chasing after her on a galloping horse. After running less than seventy or eighty steps, she saw the female soldier Xue Lihong waving her hand, and more than a dozen female soldiers flashed out from both sides, passing by Xue Lihong, and then hooked up When he came out, the two Xue'er couldn't escape, and they both fell under the horse.