The most unfortunate one was the old Marshal Xavivich. After he drove away the guards, he happily went straight to the dental tent. Someone put out the light, and he thought it was the old lady who was considerate and reliable!
Also, the two naked female generals from the Southern Army were shy and embarrassed to see the groom, which made sense. So without thinking too much, they hurriedly took off their clothes and rushed to the big bed. This bed was with him every day, so he naturally
There will be no mistaking the direction. He arranged it on the way, and the two girls took turns sharing it. Try to keep the bowl of water level and impartial. One shot is one shot, two shots are two.
By the time it was dawn, the work on the bed had basically come to an end. Three shots for each of the two beauties should be considered a conservative figure.
He had long heard that women from the Southern Dynasties were tight and narrow, with small nipples but thin waists, round buttocks that were very elastic, a low nose bridge but easy for kissing, and a small mouth and thin lips, which were most suitable for them.
The big tongues of the northerners. I don’t want to give up. Whenever I think about this, the steel whip under Xavier’s crotch can’t help but poke his head into the dark place many times, eager to try. The men among the southerners have yellow faces, skinny bones, thin legs and short arms.
He has always been known as a sick man. What’s more, the two eggs are not as good as bird eggs, and the penis is as big as a monkey, thin and short, and many are not large enough. Every time he has sex, he will either have premature ejaculation or impotence, so there are often resentments among women in the boudoir.
The saying of walking with chest held high and a man leaning on the wall with his head hunched. If those two Southern Dynasty women could sleep with him for a night, it would be considered as their cultivation in the previous life and their fortune in this life, and it would also allow them to truly taste what it’s like to be a woman, Mao
Once the child eats the fishy smell, I'm afraid he won't be able to drive him away in the future!
"Haha whistle, hala whistle!" Xavich muttered, muttering something in his mouth. He looked at the bed in the dark and jumped up. He touched a naked body and said nothing. He pulled it over hard and took a stance to aim at the target.
He launched an attack without any explanation. There was no need to scrutinize his appearance, as he had seen the real thing during the day. This time, he would fight in the dark, and when he became more familiar with it, he could hold his staff by open fire. General Xavich was short and fat, but God was there.
In this respect, he was indebted to him, but in another aspect, he made necessary compensation. His long whip is beyond the reach of others. Its length, thickness, softness, hardness and toughness are all top-notch. If the Guinness record was originally set, it would be extraordinary.
He is none other than him. Moreover, his umbrella-shaped glans has a strange shape, like a well-developed black mushroom, more like a shrunken water pluck. I don’t know if this is due to the Creator’s preference for him or even to
The genetic genes he should have inherited from his old ancestors do not need to be favored by anyone. Usually when he goes to battle every night, no less than two of his eight wives must be present, otherwise something will happen.
It made everyone unhappy. But this time it was really weird. Maybe he thought too much, or the preparations were too detailed and sufficient, or the Southern Dynasties woman's equipment was too small and too attractive. He was originally
He wanted to play a long game to catch the big fish. Just when he couldn't bear it anymore, he drew out his steel whip and bombed the second woman in turn. Suddenly, the Volga River burst its banks, and white nectar and jade liquid gushed out. He was about to enter another target.
Unable to catch up, he ejaculated all over the bed and quilt in vain. Xavich let out a frustrated groan, kicked out a woman, and fell to the ground. He wanted to call someone into the tent to light the lamp, but because of the indecent scene, he fumbled to light the oil lamp.
, only to realize that the beautiful women he had just drooled over and manipulated ruthlessly were actually his ugly and stupid old ladies.
After Xavich woke up, it was already past noon. The military doctor performed a detailed examination and meticulous surgery on him, and told him happily: This thing can still be used. After all, southerners are southerners, and they were cut according to southerners' size.
Although the remaining part of his artifacts is not as good as before, it is enough to complete the necessary work, which is the greatest blessing among misfortunes. Xavich gritted his steel teeth and swore revenge, a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, and he would have to repeat his old tricks.
, one day I will catch that pretty boy from the Southern Dynasty and also want to reduce his size. No, he will not be so kind, he will cut off his thing by the roots, dig it out together with the two balls, and dig him out.
Becoming a eunuch can relieve the hatred in your heart.
Xavich was missing important parts and could not continue to move forward. He immediately ordered the withdrawal of troops and retreated to the rear first for repairs.
Besides, the little eunuch got angry and turned around to leave, but Xue Lihong grabbed him from behind and said:
"Brother, can't you let me finish what I'm saying?"
The call of "brother" made the little eunuch feel itchy in his heart. Men are male by nature, and they have never seen male dogs that chase away bitches or reject horses. Although Xuelihong is unkempt and disheveled, the Chinese people have
The strengths of Chinese people are the advantages of foreigners. Her tall and slender figure, face as white as snow, enchanting blue eyes, and her blond hair like waves, make people think everywhere. Although she
He killed his sworn brother Liu Jianxun and captured his two beloved wives, but the battle on the battlefield was a matter of life and death, so no wonder. Just at this moment, the little eunuch's position changed 180 degrees.
"What do you want me to do?" the little eunuch stopped and asked.
"I want you to love me." Xue Lihong said bluntly.
"Do you think this is possible?" The little eunuch didn't know who he was asking, Xue Lihong or himself.
"Why isn't it possible?"
"Our two families are enemies and enemies."
"Can't you turn conflicts into friendship?"
"To put it lightly, do you have the final say or do I?"
"You are the commander here and of course you have the final say. Although I can't be the whole family over there, I can do my job. Do you dare to let me go?"
"Why don't you dare? I'll let you go right now."
"You are a real man who dares to do something. You are really worthy of my pride. I love you for sure."
"Let's not talk about this first."
"It turns out you are a hypocrite who dares to hate but not to love."
"Eh-" the little eunuch sneered disdainfully.
"What are you talking about?"
"Come here!" The little eunuch wanted to ask someone to take the woman out to take a bath, and then send her back after eating. Then he thought about it, there was no female guard in the dungeon, so he had to say to the visitor, "Go and invite her."
General Cao and the others come here."
Not long after, Cao Huazhi arrived with Huang Qiucicada and Ruan Shimei. Ginkgo biloba was new and not very familiar with it, so they didn't come with them.
Cao Huazhi is so smart. A comparison of the two, her husband's thoughts and the foreign girl's expression revealed everything. She smiled and said:
"Pan Lang, please go down and have a rest. Everything here is left to me and the sisters, and we will definitely satisfy you."
The little eunuch left the dungeon with great ambition. He was hesitant for a while, excited for a while: should this foreign woman marry, can she marry her?