As mentioned in the previous article, Zhao Xiaogao was killed by Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui in Langdang Mountain and assigned Qiu Youcai to perform a lotectomy on him. However, the rough man did not do things meticulously and always left something to be desired. He only did superficial work. Zhao Xiaogao
The ammunition depot and other equipment are intact, but the launching machine is missing. Every time Zhao Xiaogao thinks about this, he will curse the number of thieves in Langdang Mountain, and vow not to avenge this in his life. He is not raised by his parents.
He was fucked by prostitutes, he was a son of a bitch, he was a son of a bitch, he was fucked by a donkey. Zhao Xiaogao harbored such a deep hatred for Langdangshan. He felt his chest and asked about his feelings, compared his feelings with each other, and discussed the matter as it happened. Even if everyone scolded each other a hundred times, it would not be an exaggeration.
.Poor Zhao Xiaogao guarded a lot of beauties in the palace, salivating and drooling. It was not that he didn't want to, nor that the girls were disobedient, but that one key thing was missing! Zhao Xiaogao's large inventory of ammunition
If you can't launch it, you can only wait for it to fall off and take its own course. Mr. Zhao Xiaogao is still young and strong and full of vigor. How can he be patient and not launch it? Most of his good deeds are usually in
In the dream, unconsciously, when he woke up in the morning and looked at the spots dripping down the sheets, he was so frustrated that he almost wanted to commit suicide by jumping into the river! Then he cursed Langdang Mountain as a traitor.
Zhao Xiaogao heard from somewhere that there was a folk recipe called dog tail to rejuvenate mink. Both dog tail and mink were easy to handle, but the key was that he could not find someone to rejuvenate him. So he spread the word, who would be able to rejuvenate "sable" for him?
Ten thousand taels of silver. If the silver taels are not enough, he can accept him as his father-in-law and step-mother. He will serve me as his father and mother for the rest of his life. He will scold and scold him as he pleases, and it is his duty to provide for him until he is old. The conditions are very favorable, but the applicant never showed up.
Zhao Xiaogao still has to endure it for who knows how many days.
Can a living person suffocate to death by urinating? Zhao Xiaogao gained true knowledge through practice. He himself realized a method, which is obscenity, or obscenity. This was not something Zhao Xiaogao imagined out of thin air. The reason was that he accidentally saw two people.
The pairing of two chickens. The rooster, like him, had no utensils, but he could act very gracefully and freely every time, and the white liquid was injected into the hen's butt accurately, without missing a beat. Zhao Xiaogao was inspired and was immediately ecstatic.
, he decided to conduct an experiment himself. Of course, this kind of indecent work would never be mentioned by the Queen and the Queen, and even ordinary concubines would not be able to do it. He chose a person with the lowest status in the palace who had once treated
He once had a palace maid who flirted with her and had a generally acceptable appearance. He explained the whole story, and the palace maid shook her head and smiled:
"Brother, you don't have that kind of thing now. It makes people feel itchy and doesn't solve the actual problem. What's the point? I won't do it!"
"I'll give you as much money as you want." Zhao Xiaogao wanted to marry his daughter, and he didn't hesitate to spend any money.
"It's useless if you give me a carriage of silver, I can't spend it." The palace maid told the truth.
"Tell me what you want most. If I don't have it, I can get it for you!"
"You can't do it!" The palace maid looked down upon him.
"I can do it! Is there anything in this palace that I can't do?" Zhao Xiaogao said, patting his chest.
"I want a man to sleep with me, can you do it?" The palace maid showed her trump card.
"I am a man, and I just want to sleep with you?" Zhao Xiaogao was puzzled.
"What kind of man are you? If you were a real man, I would rather give you money, but it's a pity that you are not." If the palace maids were not well-informed, the accident that Zhao Xiaogao encountered in Langdang Mountain spread throughout the harem within three days.
"I can do it. I am a man. I am different from other eunuchs. I still have, I have...I miss women every day, and I can't sleep well every night. If you don't believe me, try..." Zhao Xiaogao explained incoherently, and he became more and more confused.
I want to understand, but the more I can't understand.
"Okay, take out that thing of yours and let me open my eyes, even if it's only an inch long." The palace maid sneered.
Zhao Xiaogao smiled awkwardly and begged: "Auntie, please save me just once, I think women will go crazy!"
The palace maid was helpless, and she reluctantly agreed to go to bed with him, probably because she felt sorry for him. Zhao Xiaogao was like a mute who had picked up a gold ingot, and was so happy that he couldn't speak for a long time. He followed the procedure he had thought of during the day, and tried his best to lay on the palace maid's body.
He made a fuss, biting, gnawing, and rubbing the place with all his strength. He tried his best, but in the end he failed and the thing couldn't come out. The palace maid was driven crazy by his teasing,
Seeing that he was weak, she turned around and sat on top of him to do something. However, in the end, everyone still broke up unhappy. When the palace maid left the house, she gave him a fierce look and said:
"Zhao Xiaogao, even if you call me grandma a hundred times from now on, I won't sleep with you anymore. Just give up on this!"
In desperation, Zhao Xiaogao thought of visiting a brothel. The prostitutes didn't take it seriously at first. It didn't matter whether he had goods or not, they just paid the money anyway. Later, he realized that this person was difficult to deal with. If he had a chance, he
Soon he got into a good situation, and the goods came out. Although it didn't reach the place, it was considered a successful transaction after all. Unfortunately, there were not many good things like this. Zhao Xiaogao often made people unable to sleep all night. The reason was naturally that he could not achieve his goal.
As time went by, the bitches began to annoy him and were afraid of him. When they heard that he was going, everyone complained that it was inconvenient because they were on their period, and no one would do it even if he paid double the money.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing. The smart Zhao Xiaogao quickly summed up a plan for making love: there are generally three inevitable factors for success: First, the daughter must be beautiful and have strong attraction. It is better to take a bite of the fairy peach than to chew it.
Half a basket of rotten apricots! The second is to delay the time longer, not too frequently, so that the supply of goods is sufficient. The third is to think more and pay attention to details, just like a little baby reviewing homework, every time someone lies in bed
At that time, I began to think carefully about the whole process of a certain successful lovemaking. Over time, I formed a pattern. There are these three rules, which are always successful, tried and tested, and foolproof.
Under the strong recommendation of the old prime minister, Zhao Xiaogao was approved by the emperor's order and ordered him to go out with the army and serve as a grain escort. Before leaving, the old prime minister took him into a dark room and quietly told him to wait for an opportunity.
in this way……
God-given opportunity does not require any effort on his part. God has already planned it for him. The young eunuch is trapped in Wushaoling and can only go down the mountain after the next year. What do you want for the next year? Will the person named Pan still have the next year? Even if
It was Pan You'an who had the help of a god and a man, and he went down the mountain in one piece. Where were his 100,000 troops? How could he have the honor to see the emperor with his bare buttocks? He didn't need anyone to kill him, he took care of himself. After Pan You'an died, he was the boss.
Wang Shugui didn't have a few days of fun, and the emperor was short-sighted. Who has the final say in this court? All the women in the harem belong to him, and Pan Youan's wife belongs to him. He first burned the thieves in Langdang Mountain, and then let him go
The emperor gave him the title of "King of Side by Side", and also set up a seat for him in the main hall when he went to court. After the court, he went directly back to the inner palace, lay on the dragon bed with his legs crossed, took off his pants and let Wang Shimei, that bitch,
He led a group of palace maids to stretch out their tongues and lick them carefully...
After dinner, he sent people to invite Ginkgo Dunzhu, and told them to talk like this. When he thought of the Yugu girl, Zhao Xiaogao's spirit immediately perked up, and his lower body also felt warm. He had already made a preliminary design.
, let Ginkgo dance for him with her pearly body first, and then sing and toast for him. There is no need to put in so much effort when going to bed. Who do you want to be with? How attractive is Ginkgo? Don’t wait until he is ready.
Position, immediately there will be nectar and jade liquid spurting out, aren't all old roosters like this?