Early in the morning, Cao Huazhi brought several sisters to congratulate him. When he entered the room, he saw that the door was ajar and the little eunuch was still sleeping soundly.
Several women rushed in in surprise, grabbed the little eunuch who was sleeping, and shouted:
"Our master groom, where is your bride?"
The little eunuch was woken up and looked up. His wife was headed by Cao Huazhi, followed by Shangguan Xue, Huang Qiuchan, Ruan Thimei, Yin Tianxue, Ginkgo Dunzhu and Katemova. A total of seven people appeared on the stage.
He was surprised and asked with a smile:
"You all went to my commander's tent so early in the morning to make a fuss. How unbecoming is it?"
Cao Huazhi asked anxiously: "Husband, you are still in the dream, where has your bride gone?"
The little eunuch vaguely remembered the wedding last night. He recalled it carefully for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out, so he said:
"I don't know what I said to her, but she got angry and left!"
Several ladies said, "Is that what you say? The bride ran away on the wedding night, and you don't know where she went?"
Cao Huazhi thought for a while and said: "My husband drank a few more glasses of wine last night. He and Tianshan Xue are not very familiar with each other. The two of them had a different conversation. The bride was unhappy. Maybe she went to sleep with her maid."
Let’s go look for it separately!”
After searching for a long time but no one was found, someone came back and said: "Tianshan Snow left the camp on horseback with her maid in the middle of the night."
Only then did the young eunuch realize the seriousness of the problem. If a wife is lost, it is not a big deal. She can be found slowly. The key is how to explain to the Hun King Shanyu? Once the fierce-tempered Breda is angered, all previous efforts will be wasted.
But what should we do? The young eunuch ordered people to go down and invite Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Hua Shixiong and others to come to discuss the matter. Hu San thought for a while and said:
"Brother, don't worry. The new sister-in-law has such a good face. You must have been drunk and showed your face to others, so she couldn't stand it and left. According to my guess, the new sister-in-law will never enter Fancheng. She will probably wait until she
I'm going to go to one of my closest family members. I'm going to go check with Breda and see if there are any connections around my new sister-in-law."
After a while, Hu San came back and said: "I have inquired. Not far from here, fifty or seventy miles to the west, there is a big mountain called Lanshan. Tianshan Xue's master practices in this mountain. Tianshan Xue
She has the closest relationship with her master and has no other relatives except her brother, so she must go to Arashiyama. This time she still needs someone to untie the bell, so the eldest brother has no choice but to go and trouble herself again."
The little eunuch took Zhang Facun and Huang Ren on the road. This time he was more thoughtful. Although he dressed up as a scholar, Zhang and Huang also pretended to be book boys. However, because they accepted the lesson from last time, they used cotton for their spears.
Wrap it well and tie it to the saddle to prevent any unexpected events.
The three people rode horses and galloped all the way, covering fifty or seventy miles in the blink of an eye. When they arrived at the foot of a large mountain, the young eunuch asked Zhang Facun to find someone to ask for directions. Zhang Facun waved his hand and said:
"Brother, stop making fun of me. People laugh at me as soon as I open my mouth. They think I'm a foreigner! I don't speak Northern well. I can't help you with this. You'd better go and ask in person!"
The little eunuch had no choice but to go to a nearby house to inquire. He opened a firewood door and was about to ask questions when a big yellow dog suddenly jumped out. The little eunuch was always afraid of dogs. Seeing the fierceness of the dog, he hurriedly drew his sword.
Welcome. The man and the dog refused to give in to each other. They only faced each other. The little eunuch slashed it with his sword and the dog's head fell aside. Seeing the elder brother slaughtering a dog with just a raise of his hand, they thought it was funny. Zhang and Huang stood in the distance and couldn't help laughing.
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Hearing the barking of the dog, the owner of the house was about to go out and scold the dog, but saw that the dog had been killed. The owner immediately became furious and cursed at the young eunuch:
"You're such a ignorant scholar. You killed the dog before it even hurt you."
The little eunuch said a lot of nice things and promised to compensate him.
The dog owner thought for a while and said, "My dog is a famous dog. It costs one hundred taels of silver. Can you afford it?"
The little eunuch was displeased. He said that the folk customs in the mountainous countryside were simple and simple, but an ordinary watchdog asked someone for one hundred taels of silver. Wasn't this a blackmail? After all, it was his own fault, and he was standing under the roof of someone else's house, so he had to accompany him.
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"Old man, why does a local dog need so much money? I am a poor scholar and I don't have much with me. I'll give you ten taels!"
The old man said angrily: "Ten taels can only buy a dog's leg. Besides, I'm not a dog seller. If you kill my dog, I only want you to pay for the dog and put the head on the dog's head as it is. I won't say anything else."
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The little eunuch touched all over his body and said, "Old man, I really didn't bring that much."
The old man looked into the distance and said, "Did you ride that horse?"
The little eunuch looked back and saw that the old man was pointing to his BMW horse, so he smiled bitterly and said: "Old man, you really know how to joke. My horse is worth a thousand taels of gold, and you actually exchanged it for a dog?"
The dog owner said coldly: "It's not me who came to find you. You killed my dog first. If not, let's go to the government to talk."
Zhang and Huang saw that the commander was in trouble, so they came over to try to persuade him and said:
"Old man, you can choose one of our horses!"
The dog owner shook his head and said disdainfully: "Both of your horses are worth half of the price of my dog."
The little eunuch was helpless when he met such a person. In order to hurry on his way, he had to mortgage his white dragon colt to the dog owner and agreed to exchange it for silver within three days.
The dog owner happily took away the little eunuch's white dragon pony and showed them the path to Lanshan Mountain. The little eunuch had no choice but to ride Zhang Facun's horse, and Zhang and Huang rode one together. They walked towards Lanshan Mountain.
The more I feel that something is wrong, since Tianshan Xue’s master practices in a famous mountain, why is this mountain so dangerous? There are dense forests and rugged rocks. It is difficult to see the sky when you look up. When you look down, the mountain is high and steep, and a winding path leads to nowhere.
While we were walking, there was a sudden bang, and a group of people rushed down the mountain. The leader shouted:
"Hey, you are a bold and crazy person who just wanders around without asking where this place is. The wise ones leave the money from the sales, while the ignorant ones just put their heads down and leave!"
What are these words? The little eunuch has never seen anything like this, how can he take such a person seriously? He sneered, and asked Zhang Facun to take off his spear from the saddle, hold it in his hand, and shouted:
"I don't have money to buy the road. If you want to take my grandfather's head, talk to me with a spear."
The bandit leader didn't say anything. He swung the mountain ax and chopped off the head of the bag. The little eunuch raised his arms to greet him. Before he could reach the third level, the little eunuch secretly began to complain. The horse Zhang Facun was riding under him was not a war horse, but an ordinary beast of burden.
How can a man's horse, which only knows how to walk with its head bowed and has not been trained, cooperate with its master in fighting? The bandit's ax is heavy, and the young eunuch cannot face the enemy. When he was about to retreat, the horse got an ax on its butt.
He staggered and knocked the young eunuch off his horse. Taking advantage of the large number of people, the young minions shouted and swarmed up, tied the three people with ropes, and took them up the mountain.