The young eunuch took his 20,000 horses to travel day and night. They ran all the way and soon saw the outline of the capital. Pan You'an dismounted and ordered his soldiers to leave the city twenty miles away and set up camp on the spot. The two generals of the Tong family were puzzled and asked
:
"The commander-in-chief doesn't go home when he arrives at home. Why is that?"
The young eunuch smiled and said: "Something happened in the court, and the lives of General Tong and the Empress Dowager are unknown. If we rushed into the city in a hurry and were captured in a daze, who would defend the grievances between the old general and the Empress Dowager?"
The second general of the Tong family suddenly understood and nodded in praise: "The commander is wise, the last general has learned his lesson."
The young eunuch told the two generals to restrain the army and horses and hand over all the important things he brought with him, saying: "Two generals, you have worked hard. Now I will go back to the imperial city alone to find out the truth. If nothing happens, I will leave the city immediately to meet the army.
Entering the city, if you are unable to return by this time tomorrow, something must have happened. You will immediately send troops to surround the city gates on all sides, wave flags and shout, beat drums and ring gold. The louder the better, but do not attack the city easily, so as not to cause other people to accuse others. Name them and ask for them.
I will give up only if I intervene, otherwise I will die. Please remember the important points, two generals."
The second general of the Tong family raised his head and clasped his fists and said: "I will obey your orders and make no mistakes."
The young eunuch rode a tall horse and led dozens of guards and soldiers into the city with high spirits.
Outside the Zhuque Gate, lanterns were decorated and a sign read "Arch de Triomphe". The ten-mile long street was crowded with people. When the welcoming crowd saw that there was only a handsome young general followed by thirty or fifty followers, they were very puzzled and nodded their heads one after another.
I turned around and looked back, thinking that the whole group was still behind me. After looking for a long time, no one came up, so they all started muttering:
"Didn't you say we won the battle? Why are there so few men left? Could it be..."
"Don't look at the young general leading the troops. There are five men and six men on the horse. He is actually a eunuch who is missing parts and is missing all four limbs. How can a man without weapons be so arrogant?" Someone knew the details and started to do something in the crowd.
Small broadcast.
"A eunuch can lead troops to fight? He is still a stupid boy. Isn't this a mistake for the country, the people, and the army? What bastard bastard came up with this bad idea?" People began to yell and curse one after another.
"Fifty of the 100,000 people came back. This is called a victory, and they are returning in triumph? Go to hell!"
The little emperor rode on a dragon chariot and led all the civil and military officials to welcome him out of the Wuchao Gate in person. The little eunuch hurriedly dismounted his horse and prostrated on the ground, shouting:
"Long live my emperor, I have sent you an order to quell the invaders, and have kept the captives at bay thousands of miles away. I am now reporting that Kaibanshi has returned to the capital and is here to see my lord."
The little emperor hurriedly got out of the chariot and went to the ground. He danced with joy and said, "Little eunuch, I miss you so much!"
The two were holding hands, and the little emperor put one hand on the young eunuch's shoulder, and the two of them were holding each other's backs. When the ministers behind saw the emperor walking, they had no choice but to get out of the sedan and follow him. Everyone returned to the court. The little eunuch leaned over
After bowing again, the little emperor waved his hand and said:
"That's it, that's all. How can you get so many courtesy? Please, my dear brother, please be fine. Since you left, my mother has also been lost, and I have to go back to the harem. I have nothing to do except eating. I have a stomachache from eating too much beans.
, I have long been too lazy to eat anymore. Just come here, and we will sleep together tonight. Come, tell me my will, and hold a celebration banquet in Hongguang Hall..."
"Wait a minute!" Wen Shichang, the new Minister of War, came out of the military generals. He knelt down and kowtowed first, then stood up and said, "Long live my emperor, Your Majesty. Now that the war has ended, General Pan should first hand over his military power when he returns to the court."
The little emperor said: "It's accurate." Then he turned to the little eunuch and said, "Brother, where is your military power? Give it to me first!"
When the young eunuch left his duty, he said: "The troops and horses are encamped twenty miles away from the city, and the military talisman seal is still with the second general of the Tong family."
"That's nonsense!" The speaker was the veteran Wang Shugui. Prime Minister Wang did not kneel down and kowtow, and did not even look at the emperor. Instead, he walked directly to the little eunuch, pointed at his nose and cursed, "The soldiers and horses are already here."
Victory team, the soldiers are eager to go home to visit their parents, brothers, wives, children, and children, but you allow them to camp in the wilderness without authorization. Tens of thousands of young people gather together, how dare you guarantee that they will not cause trouble? If a mutiny occurs, can you afford it? Also, you clearly understand
You despise Chao Gang and don't take the emperor seriously. What kind of weapon is the military talisman seal that my emperor personally gave you? You can't leave it for a moment, but you put such an important thing in the hands of others. If the two of you have ulterior motives,
, what will be the consequences of raising troops to rebel against your will? According to your crime, you will not be able to escape the blame even if I kill you ten times. Do you still have the nerve to go to the emperor to ask for a celebration banquet? In addition, it is reported that someone said that you
The border officers were decided privately without going through court deliberation. Have you ever thought that the border generals were decided by the emperor personally after court deliberation. How dare you, a castrated little eunuch, dare to make the decision privately and appoint an unqualified person?
The martial artist is responsible for this important task. Aren't you making fun of the emperor's trust in you and making fun of the country and the country?"
The little eunuch was not afraid at this time, but couldn't help but secretly admire and praise Master Meng Lang and Meng Boxiong's instructions before leaving. If he led the troops into the city in a hurry and was deprived of military power, his head would fall to the ground in an instant.
There is no way to know!
Prime Minister Wang was filled with righteous indignation and impassioned. The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and the more he spoke, the more energetic he became. He was verbally and physically attacking, and his little finger was dangling up and down on the bridge of the little eunuch's nose. However, he was old and frail, and he was beside him.
There are many women, and the hard wood cannot stand up to the axe. Sometimes, it is not uncommon for them to work overtime during sex. Besides, I had bronchitis in my early years. How could my body and bones be able to withstand such a torment?
He couldn't help but cough loudly. The court hall was so big that the echo was like an empty valley, which made the ears of all the civil and military officials itchy. The officials didn't care, but they were afraid that the emperor would become angry and display his power. Who would have thought that he would raise his head to the dragon throne?
Look, the little emperor may have eaten a few extra beans the night before, or he may not be very interested in what is happening in front of him, but he is still sitting in a seat with his eyes closed to rest his mind! Prime Minister Wang opened his big mouth and coughed loudly, isn't it?
His tongue was blocked, and he was about to cough up two ounces of meat. Several important ministers couldn't bear it and hurried over. At this time, they couldn't care about Chao Gang, Chao Ji, Chao Feng Chao Yi, and they helped him beat his chest and help him.
Rubbing his back. It took a long time for Old Man Wang to calm down and waved his hands for several colleagues to return to work. He then raised his head and said to the little emperor:
"Long live my emperor, I believe that Pan You'an committed a serious crime of deceiving the emperor and harming the country, and he should be beaten to death with a stick. However, there is still a bunch of messy accounts that have not been settled clearly, so he will be imprisoned on death row first, and he will be convicted after being interrogated in Dali Temple."
The little emperor just took a nap and listened to the old Prime Minister's ramblings for a long time. As soon as he opened his eyes, he heard the Prime Minister saying that he wanted to capture Pan You'an. He wondered if he had heard something wrong, shook his head and asked again:
"Old Ai Qing, what you meant is that the celebration banquet can't be held?"
"The celebration banquet is a celebration banquet. What I want to do is to arrest Pan Youan first and send him to death row."
"Why are you catching him? He came all the way back, and I still want him to sleep with me tonight!"
"Sleeping is a small matter, but the national security is a big deal. The emperor has a queen, concubines, and countless maids accompanying him in his palace. What's the point of sleeping with a little eunuch in his arms?"
"I have to sleep with him!" the little emperor shouted stubbornly. "When the queen was here, he slept with her every day. Now that the queen is not in the palace, it is my turn. Besides, some people say that he has no children.
Penis, some people say he has a small penis, tonight I will personally verify his identity to see if he has a small penis?"
"No!" Prime Minister Wang said sternly, "The emperor should put state affairs first and not act like a child. Pan You'an is a major criminal in the court. If he is allowed to go unpunished, it will be a crime and disrespect to the people of the country and the country.
Responsibility. Your Majesty, please issue an order quickly to capture the guilty Pan Youan and imprison him first."
The little emperor looked at Prime Minister Wang's face, hesitated for a while, and then said: "Since Lao Aiqing insists on arresting me, let's arrest him! After struggling for a long time, I am also hungry, and I am still waiting for a meal to celebrate my victory.
There's a banquet!" After that, the little emperor said to the little eunuch embarrassedly, "Brother, don't blame me for this, I will go to the death row to see you in a few days!"