Tianshan Xue, Yin Tianxue, and Xue Lihong were young and good at martial arts. After the war, they could not stay at home and had never been to the coastal areas. They looked hot and begged their husbands to take them to Haicheng, where they would have a good place.
Go shopping and buy some good things to take back to the capital. The little eunuch excused himself and said:
"You three put on your makeup and go ahead. If you tell me anything new, I will definitely go with you that day."
The three of them had no choice but to know their husband's temper. They sighed and made faces, and had no choice but to prepare to go away.
Tianshanxue and Yin Tianxue did not need major plastic surgery. Xueli's red hair was too eye-catching, so they had to wear a scarf and dye their eyebrows black with an ink pen. The three of them dressed up as village girls and carried some money in their baskets.
Following him, he waddled into the city and into the bustling urban area.
Village girls are village girls. Such beautiful fairy girls appeared at the same time. Where has anyone seen them in the remote areas of Haicheng? They attracted a lot of onlookers as soon as they appeared. At first, they just turned around to take a look, but gradually more and more people were surprised.
, everyone followed to watch the fun, and it was so addictive that a lot of people gathered in an instant, and a small "team" was quickly formed.
There was a young man from a poor family in the city whose surname was Niu, and he was called Niu Baoguo. Because he was Xing Er, everyone knew him well, or he had watched Water Margin too much, so he was given the title "Niu Er". This Niu Er is better than the other Niu Er, with the same name and good moral character.
It's just the same, I'm afraid it's better than the old! However, the rogue is only limited to robbing the skin, eating and drinking to take advantage of it, there is no big achievement, how many drops of blood can a grasshopper crush to death?
Wherever there is excitement and beauty, there is the scene of Niu Er and Niu Er. Niu Er lives in the city. He was sleeping in the house that day. He suddenly heard the hustle and bustle in the street. He opened the window paper and took a look outside: Hey, San Xiangu's
Fangrong came right into his eyes. Although the fairy girl was good-looking, she was dressed like a country girl. After thinking about it for a while, Niu Er felt that the opportunity was too good to miss. He took a look at the opportunity and flirted with it first. Maybe he could get some advantages, at least not
There will be big losses, so I will open the market with these three pretty ladies today.
Niu Er's clothes were simple. He put on a torn sweatshirt in twos and twos, found an old hemp rope to tie his belt, pulled on his straw sandals and broke out of the door.
Niu Er separated to look at the popular crowd, running wildly and shouting:
"You three ladies, please stay!"
Tianshan Xue et al. looked back and saw that he was an extremely ugly man. His face was covered with stains. He had not washed his face for several days. His nose was exposed on his head. His mouth was crooked. He was wearing a tattered sweatshirt and a pair of trousers on his upper body.
Her shoulders were still exposed. Her walking posture was swaying here and there, and she looked like she was not on the right track. The three women wanted to ignore him, but they didn't want him to underestimate him, so they stood still, struck a pose, and said coldly.
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"What's going to happen to the strong man?" It was Yin Tianxue who spoke, and her northern dialect was more authentic.
"Where does the lady come from? Which fairy mountain cave is she from? Why are her eyes so sharp?" Niu Er said with a playful smile.
"What mountains and caves are in your way? Do we, sisters, have to ask for your permission before we go to the city to buy something?" It was Yin Tianxue who still spoke.
"That's not necessary!" Niu Er said with a smile, "Since three fairies are visiting my small town, Mr. Niu wanted to do his best to be a landlord, but he is short of money. What should I do?"
"Then stop farting, my aunt is not free, so I won't accompany you!"
"Such a beautiful girl, why do you speak so rudely? Aren't you afraid of losing your identity?" Niu Er said provocatively, "If I didn't think that you are foreigners, I would have sent you to the government for questioning!"
"Oh, this is quite new." Tianshan Xue couldn't help but interjected and asked, "When we go to the city to have a look, we will send it to the government. Could it be that this government is run by your family?"
"The government is not run by my family, but the governor, General Wang Youfu, and we are brothers who kowtow. Do you know who you are talking to this time?" Niu Er said, patting his chest without shame.
"Didn't the man named Wang get arrested the day before yesterday for treason?" Xue Lihong said. As mentioned before, she also speaks Chinese well.
"Hey, you guys are quite well-informed!" Niu Er didn't panic when he was exposed, and changed his words, "We ordinary people don't care about official affairs, and you don't look like locals. Since you are guests from afar, I
I don’t want to embarrass you anymore. How about we find a place where you three can have a cup of tea with me?”
Tian Shanxue has a strong temperament, and she secretly speculates in her heart that this couple is afraid that they will die today.
Yin Tianxue had a good heart and did not want to kill indiscriminately in the market, so she suppressed her bad breath and advised:
"Hero, we meet by chance. We are strangers. We have no enmity or enmity. Why don't we go half way on each side of the road?"
"So what if I don't leave? You three bitches can bite my balls off!" Niu Er said with a smile on his neck.
Just as Tian Shanxue was about to step forward, Yin Tianxue pulled her from the side. Yin Xueer took out a piece of silver weighing ten ounces from the basket, threw it to Niu Er, and said:
"Strong man, this little girl is new here and doesn't know the rules of the precious land. You can go buy a bowl of wine to drink!"
Niu Er took the silver, weighed it, looked at the quality carefully, and said happily:
"What are you afraid of when you have such a big piece of silver? Let's go, girls, I'm going to treat you to the Fuchunjiang Restaurant today. What do you think you want to eat? If there's not enough, I'll give it to you."
"We still have something to do, you can go on your own!" one of the three girls said.
"Hey, are you really shameless? You didn't ask for Uncle Niu's name, but you bribed him with just ten taels of silver? Choose one of you and accompany Uncle Niu to my cabin for a while.
Then I’ll let you go.” Niu Er said with a downcast face.
"Pa!" There was a loud sound, and Niu Er suddenly felt dizzy. He didn't even see which of the three fairies this slap was the masterpiece of.
Hundreds of people had gathered around to watch the excitement. A few brave men wanted to help, but they were no match for Niu Er. Seeing that one of the three immortal girls hit Niu Er, everyone cheered loudly.
Niu Er covered his face with his hands and shouted: "Good fight! If you have the guts, don't leave."
After that, Niu Er separated from the crowd, went to a butcher shop, grabbed a meat chopping knife, held it in his hand, and rushed into the middle of the circle again. Before Niu Er could lift the knife, Yin Tianxue raised his foot and knocked the knife lightly.
Flying three feet away, he was kicked by Xueli again when he landed. The knife flew straight to Niu Er's head with a "clop" sound. When the knife head landed, Niu Er's scarf was wrapped in a tuft.
Hair floating in the air.
The bystanders cheered again, and then people knew that Niu Er had met the master.
If Niu Er knew the current situation, knelt down, kowtowed, and said a kind word, he might still be able to survive. However, this person was used to being the king and hegemony. He relied on his own skills to think that Niu Er was too big to deal with him.
The three women were more than enough, it was just a careless mistake just now. Niu Er picked up the steel knife for killing pigs from the ground, held the knife in his hand, and rushed at him with red eyes. If the three women did not fight back at this time, they would be killed.
They looked down upon each other. They glanced at each other and quickly ducked to the side. Niu Erli pounced in the air, staggered a few steps, turned around and fought again. Tianshan Xue let out a soft cry and said:
"Sisters, please step back and wait until I kill this guy to speak!"