Chapter 262: Downhill Tiger Encountered by Pack of Wolves
It’s a long story. This big family in Wugui Town is none other than Di Shiji, the manager of the harem of the former emperor. The old emperor won the trust of the old emperor all his life. Due to the function, not a single woman in the palace got the gold.
A lot of money was taken away. When my husband announced that he would return home that year, there were more than a hundred horse-drawn carriages, ox-carts, and donkey-carts lined up. There were no women in the cars, no books on the Four Treasures of the Study, and of course there were no pots and pans.
Pots and pans and other worthless sundries. Monks don’t like money. The more the better. What else can we have besides money? Servants and bodyguards naturally don’t ride in cars. Except for donkeys and horses, they mostly walk, so the cars are full of things.
something valuable.
After the old eunuch returned home, he also married several wives in a decent manner. However, it was thundering and there was no rain, which delayed these beautiful ladies like flowers. To be honest, these ladies of his were neither wives nor concubines. At most, they were just purchasers.
The ones who come here are girls. He doesn't use it himself, and he doesn't let others get involved, because they are his wives by title, so they must not be allowed to fool around with the male servants. The second is cuckolding, which will ruin his reputation and spread the word.
It’s a joke, so if there are any hints of this, such as flirting, secret glances, etc., the punishment is usually whipping. According to the family law, the lighter punishment will be beaten to death and buried alive!
The life experiences of Di Shiji and Pan You'an have many similarities. He was also an orphan when he was a child, but the difference is that he tore up the imperial list and became an eunuch himself. Therefore, the villagers never knew about his disgraceful history and thought that he was an orphan.
He is not a very authentic man!
Naturally, the old man did not come across the ancient strange incident of someone having sex while purging his body. His things were naturally gone before he entered the palace. After the old man retired to seclusion, he adopted his aunt's youngest son as his own.
The son of a locust (what is the difference between seniority and seniority? It is a vulgar custom of ordinary people, not ordinary nobles! Isn’t it said that money can make ghosts go around).
Nowadays, the Di family has no hope of having a son. Even though there are thousands of acres of fertile land (for women), it is foolish to fail to grow decent crops. My husband is still in his nineties and is still alive, and his godson (also called cousin) has already given birth.
He left only one son, whom the common people called Di Yanei.
The third generation of rich people, Di Yanei, relied on his own wealth to go abroad. He had plenty of money, not to mention his whole life, even his grandson's grandson could never use it up. His grandfather (supposedly his uncle) was very obedient to him.
Baishun is extremely pampered. Therefore, this little yamen does not only do good things in Turtle Town, but also does everything else, especially the bad things he does. The routine projects are so complicated that I will not go into detail here.
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Wugui Zhendi Prince's Mansion (it was originally called Di Gong's Mansion. The old prince was taboo about the word "gong", so it was changed to its current name. Besides, the sky is high and the emperor is far away. What kind of king is not a king? When the old prince passed away, the little emperor
Silly, who in the court has time to take care of this matter? If he is allowed to be king, it will be an empty title at best, unlike those like the Eighth Prince, who will rebel from time to time.) Located in the east of the town, it was originally a village, occupying
The land is more than forty acres, the courtyard is tall and solid, and there are countless soldiers, fierce dogs, etc. in the courtyard. The safety factor is very high. Except for experts like Zhang Facun and Huang Ren, ordinary thieves dare not covet the property of the Di family.
and women's.
The little eunuch acted as usual, but his mistake was that he underestimated Di Yameni, thinking he was just an ordinary playboy!
When Di Yanei saw that his Wu Bian's head had been tapped, he was still crying and laughing. He was an expert and knew that he had met an opponent. Di Yanei didn't say anything, turned around and left. In less than half an hour,
Then the Wanhua Tower was completely surrounded.
The little eunuch was a person who had seen the world, so he didn't take it seriously at first. He thought what could a few local gangsters do to him? So he asked the store owner to continue serving wine and food. After calling for a long time, no one agreed. Suddenly, the store owner rushed in.
, with a face as yellow as paper, he said angrily:
"Grandpa Guest Officer, this is terrible. You have caused a huge disaster. Di Yameni led a large group of troops to surround the Wanhua Building in the street, saying that if you don't go out to challenge, they will set fire to the building!"
The young eunuch looked at Zhang and Wang and smiled at each other, and said, "Brother, prepare your horses. Let's go out and take a detour to get some food."
Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng are not like Zhang Facun, Huang Ren and others. They have not been with the commander for a short time, and they are still restrained in front of the young eunuch, so they dare not speak out to persuade them. Besides, these two reckless men are clueless.
I also want to stretch my fists and legs, thinking that in such a small place, a toad has become a spirit. How long is my penis? Do you still want to have sex?
Before the three young eunuchs left the hospital, they heard the roar of people on the street, as if there were thousands of horses and thousands of troops. The three of them were all born in the fire and water, so naturally they would not be intimidated by such a small formation. Wait until they get out of the
As soon as his head emerged from the gate, and the little eunuch was about to mount his horse, he saw countless soldiers swarming up and knocking the little eunuch off his horse. The three masters and servants were headless and tied up with ropes and ropes.
Solid. Let a few of them yell like butchering pigs: You guys are so fucking unreasonable, relying on the power of numbers, how can you fight like this?
A man with a rainbow beard came over, aimed at the little eunuch and kicked him hard on the butt. He glared and cursed:
"What's the point? Water has no permanent form, and soldiers have no permanent power. You don't even understand this little bit of truth, and you still come out to hang out in the world?"
Yes, as the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, how could the little eunuch not understand such a simple and simple truth? It’s not that he didn’t understand, but he didn’t want to do anything when the matter was about to happen, so he let this rough man teach him a lesson. It’s true that the general died in the unknown
Below, the boat capsized in a small river ditch.
The three young eunuchs were imprisoned in the water prison. They were all from the north. They didn't usually deal with water much. But now they are fine. They soak in the water all day long and bathe for free. The problem is that the water is not fresh, dirty and smelly.
If you take a sip without paying attention, the feeling will be worse than drinking smelly water. It is pitch dark in the water prison, not to mention lighting equipment, there is not even a small window. The water is as deep as the chest, and it is impossible to sleep. Zhang Baobao and Wang
Hengheng discussed it and said:
"Commander, we will take turns carrying you. You can sleep on our backs for a while!"
The little eunuch scolded: "How long has it been since you are still handsome? I am half a year older than you two. From now on, you can call me eldest brother. As for sleeping, I don't want to. The key now is that I am hungry."
As soon as the stomach was mentioned, a chain reaction occurred, and the stomachs of the three people made a thunderous rumble at the same time. There was no day or night in the dark prison, and they did not know how long they had been locked up here. According to the degree of famine in their stomachs,
It must have been a day or two! The little eunuch analyzed: They didn't offend Di Yanei's group very much. At most, they just had some minor frictions because of face-related matters. After a while, when they calm down, they might
Will let them go.
However, I don’t know how long it had passed, but there was no news from the outside. The little eunuch and the others were hungry and very unbearable. The little eunuch smiled bitterly and said:
"Brothers, in order to survive, take a sip!"
Seeing the commander saying this, he was not afraid of death, but he was afraid of drinking dirty water? Baobao and Hengheng lowered their heads and each took a big sip: What kind of water is that? It is sour, smelly, astringent, spicy, and unspeakably bitter.
The young eunuch has enjoyed rare splendor and wealth in the palace, and now it’s time to taste the ups and downs of the human world. Life is fleeting, unpredictable, and ever-changing. Tonight there will be flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and tomorrow the execution will be beheading. Good fortune and misfortune are unpredictable.
Who can predict the situation, good or bad luck?
Let’s not talk about the little eunuch suffering in the water prison, but just talk about the family of Di Shiji.
After Di Yameni took the little eunuch, he went hunting in the mountains the next day and stayed there for three or four days. On the way back, someone (that is, Wu Bian, who was the first to be tapped by the little eunuch) saw someone arresting the little eunuch on the street.
In the official document, Wu Bian immediately pointed out the image of the young eunuch to Di Yanei and said:
"Master, look, this is not the criminal we captured the day before yesterday?"
Only then did Di Yanei realize that they had caught a big fish by mistake!
"Grandpa, grandpa (according to local custom, grandpa is called father-in-law. Due to well-known reasons, Lao Di changed this title), my ancestors, guess who we caught that day?" Di Yanei said angrily.
I ran into the house and shouted to my husband.
"Who?" The old eunuch was resting in a recliner while several wives and maids rubbed his shoulders and back with a leisurely look. Seeing his grandson's demeanor, he opened one eye disdainfully and asked.
"Imperial prisoner! Imperial prisoner, we just saw his wanted notice on the street! The imperial list said he is still a eunuch!"
"Hmm___What did you say? Who is the eunuch?" The old eunuch was troubled, and his eyes widened.
"I said that person was a eunuch." The young man thought that the old man's ears were malfunctioning, so he had to repeat it again.
"Eunuch, eunuch, eunuch..." the old man muttered to himself with his eyes narrowed.
"Grandpa, why are you so interested in eunuchs all of a sudden?" The grandson didn't know about that part of his history, so he wanted to ask the question.
"It wasn't me..." The old eunuch didn't want to talk about that disgraceful experience, so he quickly closed his eyes again and said fiercely, "Kill him, kill him, leave no one alive!"
"Grandpa, you don't want to receive the reward. There is only one hundred thousand taels of silver!" Xiao Chu'er said in confusion.
"You know nothing! How much money did you spend? Is it worth it for a few small bucks?" The old man has good language skills and speaks eloquently.
"It's grandpa, grandpa is." Xiaoyanei seemed to be incoherent.
Grandpa's words are imperial edicts, which must always be obeyed. Whether you understand or not, you must execute them first. The small Yamen did not dare to neglect, and immediately sent a few good martial arts and capable generals to order them to do this. After a while, the few who went there
A man came to report in a hurry and said:
"It's not good, sir, those Yankees dug a hole and escaped somehow!"