The little eunuch talks nicely, but he is unarmed. Who can he hit with only two fists? It is also the fault of Prime Minister Zhang. He only talks for a long time without taking action, and wastes a great opportunity. Otherwise, ten little eunuchs will also be chopped into minced meat.
It can be seen that the scholar rebellion has not been successful for three years, the literati cannot achieve great things, and they have to rely on the rough guys to fight. The old prime minister is still hesitating, which young man should appear? The boss is good at martial arts, but his hands and feet are not good, and the second son has a bad temper.
Rou, the third child has a bad temper... Besides, if you want to die, you still have to live. It would be easier to die, but what would the King of Dai Viet say if he asked? At this moment, there was another commotion at the back of the team, and someone flashed his drake voice.
call:
"Get out of the way, I'm sent by the Queen to read out the Queen's decree here!"
Everyone made a way, and in an instant three people, one horse and weapons squeezed in. The little eunuch was overjoyed when he saw it. It turned out to be Zhang Baobao, Wang Hengheng and an unrelated person, leading his big white horse and carrying a steel gun on his shoulder.
The sword entered the scene. The little eunuch was like a fish in water. He couldn't help but stepped forward in a few steps, held the gun and sword and flew on his horse.
Eunuch Yu in the palace saw this scene and shouted loudly: "Oh, old prime minister, why are you fighting here? The flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognizes each other. This is the princess of our dynasty, Nguyen Thi Mui.
Husband-in-law, the prince-in-law is here, how can you fight? It’s over, it’s over, it’s over soon!”
The old prime minister pondered for a moment and said sternly: "Eunuch, my dynasty has a rule that prohibits the harem from intervening in the affairs of the dynasty. The palace ignores the affairs of the dynasty. Please go away quickly. You don't have to worry about the affairs here!"
Eunuch Yu chuckled and shouted in the same drake voice: "Old Prime Minister, you can naturally ignore the affairs of the court and the inner palace. The prince-in-law of Dai Viet Kingdom is here. Can the empress not care about her son-in-law?"
"What kind of bullshit prince-in-law? It's not certain whether it's true or false!" the prime minister argued.
"No matter how long a camel's neck is, it can't eat the grass on the other side of the mountain. It's not like our family doesn't know your abilities, Prime Minister Zhang, but you shouldn't be in charge of King Dayue's family affairs!" Eunuch Yu rolled his eyes unconvinced.
"Come on, get this hermaphrodite out of here!"
While they were talking, several men came up, started pulling and pulling, and threw Eunuch Yu out of the house. Eunuch Yu got up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, and walked away cursing.
After the old prime minister drove away the talkative Eunuch Yu, he turned to the young eunuch and said:
"Man, it's your turn!"
The young eunuch was riding on his tall horse, not to mention his air, and he felt much more at ease. At least he could find a few people to support him before he died. When Zhang Gaoshou asked him, he said:
"Are you telling me to choose a way to die?"
"Pan, you were once considered a figure and dominated half of China. It's a pity that generals died without a name, and ships capsized in the gutter. Having said that, I didn't want you to die, it was all your fault.
I asked for it. I am the host and you are the guest. The guest does as he pleases. Who wants you to come all the way to a ghost place like ours? Tell me, if I meet your last condition, do you want a whole corpse?
Or do you want to dismember the corpse?"
The little eunuch laughed and said: "What does a whole corpse or a half corpse have to do with a dead person? After all, it's just the same person who dies. It doesn't matter if he's dead and fed to the dogs."
"Okay, be happy! As a man, I regard death as home. I promise you that after your death, you will be buried generously and treated well. You can enjoy the rank of minister. As for the prince-in-law, let it go as soon as he says so, so as not to make Lao Wang and his family unhappy when he thinks about it."
The little eunuch suddenly thought: The person he was talking to was not the chief minister of the government. He was clearly a street gangster who succeeded in his villainy. No matter how talented the country was, it was impossible to employ such a bastard! The little eunuch couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily:
"Old man, let your men do it! It's best to come up with a few at a time. Killing me one by one is not enough!"
Although the young eunuch is experienced and well-informed, he is still much younger than the wily old fox Zhang Gaoshou. Seeing that the young eunuch fell into the trap, Old Zhang suddenly felt secretly happy. He knew very well that this Pan Youan was no different from Xiaoke, and he was not just in vain.
He is not an ordinary person. Moreover, he has already planned that the arrival of Pan must be related to the court's wanted order for him. This boy has fallen out of favor in the Northern Dynasty, and he just wants to run some errands with his father-in-law.
The King of Dayue is old and stupid, and with the help of his surname Pan, their son-in-law and his family will be like a fish in water, even more powerful than a tiger, and they will be a perfect match. What good fruit will the Zhang family and his son eat? The decision is made, and Prime Minister Zhang decides
This prince-in-law could not be allowed to enter the palace and meet his father-in-law. Also, he had just been undecided about which of his sons should be sent to fight. After the young eunuch mentioned it, it suddenly became clear: one was not sure, and the other two were not sure.
There is insurance, three against one, 100% victory is guaranteed, and if you touch your penis in your crotch, you are sure of it.
It is said that Lao Zhang's three sons are not just for food. Zhang Guangnan, the eldest of the Ministry of War, was directly inherited from Guanghanzi, the ancestor of Lingnan, and he was dazzled by two gold-plated hammers. Zhang Guangyue, the second of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, was a close disciple of the Great Master of the Jade Buddha Temple.
The sword danced like a flower. Zhang Guanghai, the third official of the Ministry of Punishment, was a self-taught master. He was good at using two swords, cutting off noses, cutting off ears, gouging out eyes, and just looking for odd jobs. The three of them all had the courage that a thousand men would not deserve. Earlier they also
I heard that Princess Que's Mei was very good at martial arts, and I wanted to compete with her several times. However, firstly, men did not fight with women, secondly, the opportunity was not available, and thirdly, I was afraid of being beaten by a wolf, so I was never able to do so.
Seeing that the time was ripe, the old prime minister turned around and said hello, saying:
"Brothers who fight tigers, let's go together, this time it's up to you three brothers!"
The three of them responded: "Don't worry, dad, we will make sure this guy dies without a burial place!"
After that, everyone showed their weapons and the three of them came out together.
The three of them have surnames, and the three horses have names. The eldest rides a red horse, named Red Monkey, the second rides a black horse, named Guodihui, and the third rides a yellow horse, named Weasel. The names are so vulgar.
Although they are a bit vulgar, the horses are famous horses, and they were all purchased from Xihou with a lot of money.
The little eunuch smiled slightly and said: "Three generals, please state your names!"
Zhang Guangnan responded: "If I tell you our names, I won't scare you half to death! I am the eldest son of Mr. Zhang, the chief auxiliary of the Dai Viet Kingdom. My name is Zhang Guangnan. I have been awarded the rank of second-grade official and am in charge of the Ministry of War."
Zhang Guangyue said: "I am Zhang Guangyue, the second eldest son, with a second-rank official title. I am the Minister of the Ministry of Personnel."
Zhang Guanghai said: "Sitting in rows to eat fruits, it's my turn. My third son, Zhang Guanghai, is not a big official, but I am also a minister, in charge of criminal law. Your place is called Dali Temple, and ours is called Buli Temple.
.Do you understand, kid?”
"Damn it," the little eunuch scolded, "there is no one left in the country of Dai Viet, so your family is responsible for everything. With three sons and three ministers, and three more, six ministers, no one else will have a share!"
"Boy, do you dare to tell me your name?" The three people shouted in unison.
"Okay, let me scare you guys too. I am in charge of the Ministry of War before the Emperor of the Northern Dynasty, and I have the title of Grand Marshal of the Army. My surname is Pan You'an."
The three of them laughed and said: "You are talking about the past, but you are bullshit now. We have the official document of your arrest, do you want to take it out and read it?"
The little eunuch was slightly startled and replied: "This matter has nothing to do with the royal family, because my court showed the same evil appearance as yours, and it was he who deceived the emperor and harmed me. When I see the emperor in the future, I will be able to cleanse myself."
But the injustice is not in vain.”
"You still have to face the saint, let's go to the next life!" After the three of them said it, the Lun family came up.