Chapter 28: The Little Eunuch's Inner Palace Competition
Pan Youan returned to his mansion and was about to go to his bed to sleep when he was grabbed by four colorful girls and said with a smile:
"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother has told you that you are not allowed to go to bed without taking a bath."
The little eunuch had no choice but to put on a bath towel and go into the bathroom with the four maids. The eunuchs had boiled the water in advance, and the water temperature was just right, neither cold nor hot. The little eunuch took a bath naked by himself, but the four maids let him know.
The girl saw everything clearly. Pan Youan was afraid of suffering a loss, so he said:
"No, no, I took off my clothes alone, but you were all well-dressed, so you got the advantage. You took off your clothes and entered the pool, and no one said anything."
Ya'er said: "Your Majesty, we are all yours anyway, so you can do whatever you want. But the bathtub is too small, so we can't accommodate five of us at one time. Otherwise, let Zi'er Yan'er go down and accompany you for a while.
Hong'er and I will replace them later."
Pan Youan said: "That's fine, but you two can't be idle. You have to take off your clothes and rub my back and shoulders for me."
Xiaoer smiled and said, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this is natural."
Although the four colorful people are newly recruited palace maids, they have received special training before entering the palace. However, they are all women from private families. They have heard about romantic affairs but have no personal experience. In front of them, the Queen Mother said to them,
They were told repeatedly that they would be the young prince Pan's people in this life, and he could do whatever he wanted. If he disobeyed, one person would beheaded and the whole family would be implicated. One thing that was particularly important was that the young prince was a eunuch in name.
If word of that thing spreads, it will be a death penalty! Although the four girls are just beginning to bloom, they are similar in age to the young eunuchs, only one or two years older at most. But when they enter the forbidden area of the palace, how can they not know that the king's magic is powerful?
Do you dare to joke with your life? When they first entered the palace, they heard that eunuchs were all poor lottery pickers. As for why their master, the little eunuch, had one more thing than all the eunuchs, he was not called Little Eunuch Pan.
My young prince, I don’t know the more profound details of this, and there is no way to inquire about it.
The little eunuch spent half the night toiling with the queen. Although the four girls were in full bloom, he had completely lost the interest in being a child. After a hasty rinse, he let the maids wait on him and went to bed to rest.
Xiaoer asked: "Your Majesty, which one of us would like to accompany you to bed tonight?"
There was no reply for a long time, and when I asked again, the little eunuch was already snoring softly from his pillow.
After the court dispersed the next morning, the young eunuch was about to return to the palace when he turned around and saw Prime Minister Wang's sedan following him. He figured out the clues after thinking about it for a while. It must have happened last night. Wang Shimei announced that her father had entered the palace.
You need to explain some specific precautions face to face. No need to guess, this matter will only be beneficial to him and not harmful.
The little eunuch was so happy that he got off the sedan and wandered into the royal back garden alone. He was thinking: The old Prime Minister Wang Shugui is really a hateful person. He almost didn't cause the Queen Mother to lose her life, and he even had an affair.
Bang, what a big crime this is, but now he is still showing off his power in the court. Of course, he is blocked by the Queen in this regard, and Wang Shugui may not cause trouble for him for the time being. But the power of the old Wangtou is too great, and the whole court
Almost all civil and military personnel are his, and something will happen sooner or later. Although the eunuch has the Shangfang dagger given by the emperor, the waist knife is too short, and his abilities are limited and cannot play any big role. If he is not prepared for danger in times of peace, he should make plans in advance.
, over time, you will become the prey of others.
Sure enough, Prime Minister Wang's sedan was carried directly to the gate of the East Palace and dropped off.
Queen Wang saw her father kneeling on the ground and said impatiently:
"Dad, please get up quickly. My daughter has something important to tell you!"
"Why are you so panicked?" Prime Minister Wang asked, touching his knees.
"That little eunuch Pan Youan is a fake."
"Okay, my dear, you have done a great job. If you kill this traitor, won't you be afraid that your father will accomplish a great thing?"
"Can't kill him!"
"Why?"
"He and his daughter are already, already..." Queen Wang said with a blush.
"Oh, you are so confused! Why are you sleeping with a fake eunuch?" Wang Shugui said through gritted teeth.
"Who does daddy want me to sleep with? With that useless stupid emperor?"
Wang Shugui hesitated for a long time before sighing and saying: "Now there is only one plan."
Wang Shimei urged: "What's the plan? Dad, tell me quickly!"
"Tell him to make you pregnant with a fake dragon. After it is done, I will immediately incite the ministers in the court to persuade the young emperor to make this son the prince. I can't be the emperor. If my grandson becomes the emperor, he can be regarded as belonging to our old Wang family.
There is smoke rising from the ancestral graves."
Wang Shimei said with a smile: "What's so difficult about this? It's just a eunuch. If I tell him to go east, he will go east, if I tell him to go west, he will go west. I made an agreement last night that he will obey my call at any time! After a long time, he will go east.
Are you afraid that you won’t be able to conceive a dragon seed?”
Wang Shugui nodded thoughtfully and said: "That's very good, that's very good!"
While the young eunuch was hesitating, suddenly four eunuchs, Zhang, Wang, Ma, and Li, came to report: Many red invitations had been sent to the palace, and he was asked to go back and read them in person. The cover of the invitations said: Anyone who casually opens them and reads them will be punished by beheading.
Sin. Colorful Colorful didn't dare to make the decision, so she specially asked them to ask the prince to go back and deal with it. The little eunuch hurried back to the house, opened all the posts and took a look, and he burst into laughter instantly: Concubine Yun of Yuanyang Palace invited him to go there in the evening
Chatting in the palace; Concubine Ai of Changle Palace invited him to have a banquet in the palace in the afternoon; Concubine Hui of Ziyan Palace asked him to clean up her waist and legs because of discomfort; Concubine Ying of Qiushui Palace had suffered from insomnia recently and asked him to stay with him for a day or two. Other than that,
In addition, there were several other hospitals including the Sixth Hospital. The little eunuch concluded that the news must have spread somewhere, and these slutty women couldn't hold back their anger and started provoking fun with him. He cried and laughed for a while and was at a loss what to do: It doesn't matter if he goes, it doesn't matter if he doesn't go,
How could he cope with more than a dozen women and dozens of machetes by himself? Although he was also a prince in name, he was just a head eunuch at best. In terms of status, he was the master and he was the servant. The master invited him with good intentions. How could a slave dare to do this?
Of course, to take a step back, if all these letters were sent to the Queen Mother in one piece and let the Queen Mother deal with them, maybe all the conflicts would be extinguished. However, this kind of thing can only be dealt with for good.
Strong, he can only push the boat along with the current, but not cut it off with a knife. According to the general rules, anyone who has received his "benefits" will stop and show his voice. Anyone who can't eat the grapes will complain, curse his father and mother, and maybe continue to do so.
Spreading gossip and spreading rumors would ruin his career. The little eunuch thought so, and immediately started grinding ink and laying out paper, and he replied one by one. It was just some adjustments in time. Fortunately, it was news
He is still confined within a limited area, with only a dozen or so people at most. If one day the city is stormy, and all three thousand beauties come to his door to talk about this and that, he doesn't know how to deal with it then?
The little eunuch began to regret that he had not listened to Wu'er Sultan's words and stayed in the desert. Even if he was a son-in-law, it was better than being a fake eunuch here to be driven around.