Chapter 312: The imperial concubine goes out of the palace to see her uncle
As soon as Hua Shixiong fell to the ground, his followers rushed forward like rabbits, hugging and hugging him, shaking and shaking, crying and screaming, they were deader than their parents.
He was also anxious and angry many times over. The master was a nerd, his legs were a little slow, and he arrived a step late. After all, he was a cultured person, several years older, and well-informed. When he saw this, he shouted urgently:
"Quickly pinch Renzhong!"
"Yes, yes, pinch people, pinch people."
"Where is Renzhong?" Someone asked, panicking and not knowing the way.
Everyone looked at each other, and finally their eyes fell on the face of the initiator, Master, who shouted:
"You are really stupid to say that you are stupid. Come and ask me about such a simple thing. Renzhongrenzhong, as the name suggests, is the middle part of a person. Just look for the belly button and start. I guarantee it!"
Everyone suddenly realized it, and then they started to help the prime minister take off his pants and find someone to catch him.
Diao Shicai was rubbing his hands anxiously at the side, thinking: Things have just gone wrong again, why is my life so miserable?
When Zou An'an saw this situation, he also complained secretly, regretting that he should not have given the two pieces of gold to the doorman just now, otherwise he would have run away now, who would still be here waiting to be a dutiful son to the old man?
Collect the corpse?
When the master turned around, he saw Zou An'an and Diao Shicai, and immediately shouted:
"Come here, tie up these two boys and keep them under strict guard. If the prime minister has any bad intentions, ask them first."
Zou An An regretted not running away just now. He glanced at Diao Shicai and scolded:
"Your daughter is a monster. Why did she scare the prime minister to death?"
Diao Shicai retorted: "Why are you talking like this? I don't know what my daughter is. Maybe the prime minister saw my daughter and her heartbeat was a little too fast. I understand this disease. In fact, it is not a disease. In the local dialect, it is called
I'm crazy, it's fine if I keep it, it will be fine in a while."
What Lao Diao said was reassuring, but in fact he meant it to his daughter in the sedan chair. His dog knew it well, and he was afraid that this girl would be like rain, no matter how high or low, and run out to cause trouble.
Lao Zou lost his gold and was tied up again. He was angry and muttered in a low voice: "You still have a tachycardia? Your girl is not the Seventh Fairy!"
I don't know which bodyguard's hand was a little heavy and scratched Hua Shixiong's itchy spot. Hua Shixiong woke up and couldn't help but laughed and cursed:
"What the hell are you doing? I haven't entered the bridal chamber yet, why are you taking off my pants?"
The owner in the sedan is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Although he has no eyes to see everything outside, he can still hear it. At first, Diao Lingling patiently sat in the sedan to listen to the excitement. What if the old man (middle-aged man) died?
She went back home and asked her father to find a bigger official than him the next day. But her father's crazy words finally made her lose her patience. As soon as the curtain of Diao Lingling's sedan chair was lifted, she walked out of the sedan and said:
He shouted in an unclean manner:
"Diao Shicai, you are really nothing. You have been making trouble for a long time and you asked me to marry a lunatic? I am not going to accompany you. If you want to marry me, I will leave!"
Diao Lingling regarded the capital as their fruit county. It was only two steps away from a bigger place. When she left in anger, she lost herself.
The master was in a hurry and ordered everyone to help the master go home. Because he did not explain clearly, the two men who were tied up were also escorted back to the Prime Minister's Mansion by two guys. Diao Lingling saw the back of his father being taken away.
He had a weird temperament and even pretended not to see anything when he saw it, and went in the opposite direction.
Hua Shixiong was fine. He sat on the Grand Master's chair and took a drink of water to calm down. He was fine. Only then did he remember what had just happened and asked urgently:
"Where are the people?"
"He's tied to a pillar at the door of the mansion!" The two waiters who received the gold quickly interjected, "We personally escorted him back. He's tied very firmly and can't run away."
They were the ones who brought this person in, so of course they had no shirking responsibility. They felt guilty for having brought the prime minister into this state, and they also wanted to make up for their mistakes by making some new achievements.
"What a bastard, why do you have to tie up my guest? If you don't want to live, go and let him go and bring someone to see me." Hua Shixiong roared.
After a while, the two waiters brought Zou An'an and Diao Shicai into the hall of the Prime Minister's Mansion. When they saw the Prime Minister, they kowtowed again. Hua Shixiong shook his hand and said:
"Forget it, forget it, let's not come here and show off to you. Go and bring the sedan in. I'll arrange the marriage right now."
When the two of them arrived at the gate and took a look, they were immediately dumbfounded. The sedan was empty.
In the Prime Minister's Mansion, the Prime Minister is getting married. Isn't this a trivial matter? However, the time is too short and the Prime Minister is impatient and does whatever he says, which makes it difficult for the people working below. Some things are too late to buy now, and some things are useless if you don't have them.
What should we do? Someone gave me some advice. Two days ago, Wang Erye's house next door married a woman, and everything was already ready. You might as well borrow it to save trouble and money. Marrying a girl is not the same as marrying a widow.
The same thing, but things are the same, they are all happy events, not funerals. Even if the prime minister knows about it in the future, he will not blame him. Who made him rush to the bridal chamber? The master is also at his wits end. What can I do if it doesn't work?
Immediately follow the instructions and go to Mr. Wang's house to borrow some clothes.
Hua Shixiong regretted having said this. What he regretted was not that he had chosen the wrong bride, but that he did not have enough time to inform his relatives and friends, so the gift money was a huge loss. Previously, he had accumulated more than 100,000 silver in hand, so he could use it as a housewarming gift.
He had collected 120,000, and was still 80,000 short of the 300,000. It is embarrassing to say that he had only managed such a small sum when he was the Dazai (deputy) of the dynasty. At that time, Zou Xigui, the prefect of Huayang,
After catching so much, is there any comparison between Zou Xigui and him, who pulled a camel and pulled a chicken?
Several maids were tugging at each other and dressing up Hua Xiang when they suddenly heard someone report outside the door:
"Come on, come on!"
"Who is coming?" Lao Huazi asked knowingly.
"Master Prime Minister, your niece, no no no, Concubine Ning is here and waiting outside the second door!"
"Hey, why is she here to join in the fun?"
Having said that, his niece is not an ordinary person now. In the past, she kowtowed to him, but now it was reversed. It was his turn to kowtow. Lao Huazi asked people to change their court clothes and walked out of the second door calmly.
Seeing the phoenix chariot, he smiled and said:
"Hong'er, no, Concubine Ning, please get off the sedan quickly and wait for me to kowtow to you."
Ning Hong was helped out of the sedan door by the palace maid and replied with a smile: "Uncle, why do you have to be so polite? Just kowtow, let's go inside and talk."
When they arrived at the study, the uncle and niece sat down, the maid gently served tea, and then quietly left.
Hua Shixiong said: "Girl, if you have something to say, please tell me."
Ning Hong said coquettishly: "Uncle, why are you so impatient? I came here to talk to you on the emperor's order. You don't dare to disobey the order and be disrespectful! The two palace maids who just came with me were the ones who were given by me personally.
You can keep the ones you choose. If you wish, they will be my aunts in the future."
"That's it?" Hua Shixiong didn't care.
"Of course not." Ning Hong lay on Hua Shixiong's shoulder, lowered her voice and repeated what the emperor said to her.
When Hua Shixiong heard this, his expression immediately changed.
Ning Hong smiled and said: "Uncle, why are you panicking? You are still a person who has done great things, but you are so impatient? You have to weigh the matter and decide whether it will succeed or not. But don't blame your niece for not telling you. When the time comes, you
But one person is inferior to ten thousand people!"
Only then did Hua Shixiong realize that this girl Ning in front of her was no longer what she used to be. She was eloquent and good at reasoning. She was now the emperor's favorite!
Hua Shixiong pondered for a moment and hesitated:
"This is a heavy matter. Your Majesty, please go back and report to the Emperor. He will allow me to think about it for three days, and then I will go to the palace to meet the Emperor. The rules in the palace are very strict. Hong'er, please go back now. My uncle will not keep you."
"Why does uncle urge me to leave?"
"Uncle is holding a wedding tonight."
"I've just brought you two maids and my uncle is about to hold a wedding. Why are you so impatient?"
"No, no, this girl was introduced by my friend and is waiting outside the house!"
"No wonder, when the family members saw my sedan, they started gesticulating and talking about the props. Once I gave my name, my appearance immediately changed."
"Go, go! I can't entertain you here, and it won't be easy for you to be treated by the Emperor if I'm too slow to do so."
"Okay, uncle, I'm going. As soon as I enter the palace, I will inform the emperor immediately. Maybe the emperor has a generous gift for you!"
"Go ahead, don't disturb the emperor if it's a small matter."
When Ning Hong left the house, she warned: "Uncle, don't dare forget what I said!"