Chapter 324: Hu San Sees the Emperor Late at Night
Hu San's wife has not come home for a long time, so Old Hu can still keep his composure. What could go wrong if he goes to a friend's house as a guest? The worst he can do is drink a few more drinks and make a fool of himself and send someone back. But the longer he waits, the more he feels that something is wrong, and time passes.
It was almost midnight, and it would be useless to wait any longer until dawn. Hu San took off his clothes and went to bed again, dressed neatly, and went straight to Vice Prime Minister Hua's house in a sedan. Hua Shixiong was drunk a few days ago, so this
He was drinking tea and white fungus soup, eating raw lotus root slices, and chewing garlic cloves to sober up! Hearing that Hu San was visiting, he immediately stood up and ran straight to the door without wearing any shoes. The two people he feared most were the two people who came to him.
, the one who has taken a back seat is Hu San. He is even more afraid of Prime Minister Hu than Pan You'an. Pan You'an is a carefree and informal person, and he has long forgotten the little things. Hu San is different, this person is thoughtful and good at
Calculation, if anyone frowns, he can figure out what you are worried about. This person is too big to dare to offend and can't afford to offend him! Hu San didn't come to the banquet in the morning, and he was secretly glad that there was no more troublesome people.
People, who didn’t expect this person to come to the door in the middle of the night, what kind of thing is it?
Hu San got straight to the point and told the truth: "Lao Hua, I was not here for your treat this morning because I had something to do, so your sister-in-law came to take my place. Logically speaking, this makes sense, but where are you today?"
It took Hua Shixiong a long time to come back to his senses, but he couldn't remember who his sister-in-law was. He went through the women present during the day one by one, and finally he thought of the plump woman who was there.
He had met her once when they were in Liantang Town. Later, Old Hu Sipi never let anyone see his wife again. If it was really her, this would have been bad. But there was no one else, and there was still the gift note and the calligraphy
First-class, unparalleled in the world, why didn't he think of it at the time? Now it seems that this woman must be Mrs. Hu. After all, Hua Shixiong is Hua Shixiong. After thinking about it, he immediately pushed the matter aside.
explain:
"Third brother, you don't know something. After the banquet, I wanted to send my sister-in-law to the palace in person. However, the emperor insisted on inviting my sister-in-law to the palace for a talk. Do you think I can stop this?"
"What, you mean the emperor..." Hu San was surprised.
"Yes, who else but the emperor would dare to alert the Prime Minister's wife in the middle of the night?" Hua Shixiong pretended to be helpless.
"Okay, I'll go to the palace overnight." Hu San didn't ask the emperor how he got to Washington.
"Brother, how about we go together?"
"Forget it, just keep waking up your bar!"
"Third brother, is there any news about eldest brother recently?" Hua Shixiong asked after following the sedan.
"No." Hu San replied coldly.
As a general rule, all the women the emperor wants to favor must be taken care of by the Jingsi Room. The Jingsi Room has a set of specialized institutions. There are more than a dozen strong eunuchs and an equal number of palace ladies. The staff in this department must undergo certain skills training.
and confidentiality education. All concubines named by the emperor to accompany him at night will be bathed, cleaned, brushed teeth and mouth by the staff of the royal service room. After combing and grooming, they will be naked and covered with bedding (the thickness of the bedding will depend on the weather changes).
He was carried to the emperor's couch. As for the next step, it was the emperor's own business. Today's matter happened suddenly and had not been dealt with by the minister's room. The deacons and eunuchs could not do these tasks, so they put the two clothes on
The neatly dressed woman was led directly to the emperor's bedroom.
It has been three years since the emperor came to Beijing at the age of fifteen and ascended the throne. During these three years, it is impossible to count how many important national affairs he has handled, but it can be calculated how many women he has favored. Except for the emperor's occasional outings in recent days.
(Apart from the failed attempt), he spent most of his time in the palace hanging out with his concubines and so on. Among the people who were related to the emperor, there were some who were famous, such as the queen: Shu Fei, Shu Yuan, Shu
Yi, Zhaoyi, Xiuhua, Xiurong, Xiuyi, Jieyu, Ronghua, Chonghua, and an unknown number of beauties and talents below. There are also those who have no status, that is, the emperor is like a person in the harem.
The only mature big cock, whichever woman he falls in love with, that woman will become a daily necessities on his bed that night. Each person has a temper, and each person has a channel. Since ancient times, emperors have not been uniform, and Li Longji is more dedicated.
There are some who are as promiscuous as Yang Guang, and there are also those who are like the current little emperor who just wants to change places. Calculated by this calculation, the emperor favors one woman every night (two times are calculated as one). In three years, there are about a thousand women.
It fell into his hands. Of course, if he continues to be emperor, he is still young, and how many women he can enjoy in his life can only be implemented based on the actual situation. There is no need to make unrealistic estimates.
It sounds like a big joke that a master in love cannot conquer two weak women.
The emperor's only goal now is to get these two women to take off their clothes and go to bed with him, but he can't say it directly, so he can only slowly lead to this topic.
"Are you the emperor?" Before the emperor could speak, the fatter of the two women spoke first.
"I am."
"I don't ask if you are true or false, I ask if you are the true emperor?"
"I am the emperor! How can this be faked?" The emperor said it simply this time, leaving no room for the woman to mess around.
"Is the emperor the greatest official in the world?" Dare to ask such a question in front of the emperor. It seems that the fat woman is definitely not an ordinary woman in the world.
"Of course, the emperor is the Son of Heaven. He is in charge of the world, possesses all four seas, possesses everything, and is omnipotent." The emperor had never been patient enough to do the explanation work in the past.
"Then the emperor can invite other people's wives to sleep in the palace?" The fat woman had a sharp tongue.
"Well..." The emperor pondered for a while, and then said resolutely, "Of course not. The emperor has countless women, and there is no need to eat in the bowl and think about the pot, and compete for other people's leftovers."
"Then why did the Emperor just randomly summon us to accompany the Emperor without asking if we were married?"
"I'm not! I'm not anyone's woman, but I am willing to be the emperor's woman. If, if the emperor is willing..." The girl named Diao Jinzhong finally interrupted. Judging from her words, she was also very
She is an ordinary weak woman.
Fat Xishi looked at the little woman who was so miserable just now and suddenly confidently announced that she wanted to marry the emperor. She couldn't help but smile and said:
"Sister, please excuse me. I have to make my own decisions. It is understandable that I make my own decisions about my own body."
The emperor, who was standing aside, couldn't help but smile dumbly and said: "You two have different opinions, so you can't blame me!"
Wu Xiqin said resolutely: "Your Majesty, everyone has their own ambitions and cannot be forced to do so. My sister is willing to follow the emperor and let her go. But it is really difficult for a commoner woman to obey the emperor's good intentions."
"My dear concubine, since you call yourself a commoner's wife, then tell me which family you are from, why you came to Washington, and how you came to drink with me at the same table? To be honest, if you are telling a lie,
If you commit the crime of deceiving the emperor, you will bring disaster to the nine tribes!"
Wu Xiqin smiled slightly and said: "If the emperor wants to kill him, just kill him. The husband of a civilian woman is a mere incompetent person. If he says something that is insulting to the Holy Spirit, it is okay not to say anything. As for why the civilian woman got into Washington, and
The responsibility for ascending to the throne lies with Washington, not the women of the country. They forcibly invited the women of the country to accompany them for a drink, so how could the women not obey? Besides, at that time, the women of the country only knew that the person sitting there was Zhang Dahu, and did not know that it was the emperor who was coming, so they did not
There is an intention to deceive the king."
Fat Xishi spoke eloquently, unhurriedly, with a pretty face, slightly red, eyes and eyebrows, which made people very lovable. There are many women in the world, but there are very few lovely ones, especially like the ones in front of you.
If this person is held in his arms and slept for one night, this life is enough. Doesn't matter whether she is a commoner's wife or not, what can she do if she is an official wife? After thinking about this, the emperor hurriedly sent an order to honor his wife and make love for the two new lovers.
The concubine will be taken care of as usual and the relevant departments will be notified to register her. I will designate this woman as the queen-to-be tomorrow.
Just after delivering the order, another deacon and eunuch came hurriedly to report:
"I have the Grand Master of this dynasty, the most respected of all officials, the head of the six departments, and the chief assistant. Mr. Hu, Rugui, Hu, Prime Minister, Mr. Hu has urgent official business and wants to meet with the Holy Majesty!"