When the emperor heard that Hu Rugui was going to meet the emperor in the middle of the night, he was really angry. He secretly scolded: "This Hu San, I just took in the second concubine, and the marriage has not been consummated yet. Why did he come to the harem to stir up trouble after hearing some rumors? This
Isn't it obvious that he is relying on some bullshit power in his hands to ignore him at all? If things continue like this, he will soon become Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, and this kid will naturally become Wei Wenwen
Cao Pi and Cao Ziheng are gone."
The emperor was furious and Long Yan was displeased, but he did not dare to invite Prime Minister Hu into the palace without declaring an edict. His hair had not even grown yet! The emperor muttered a few words in a low voice and muttered:
"Announce, hurry up, hurry up and announce that the Prime Minister has entered the palace!"
As soon as Hu San entered the emperor's chamber, he kowtowed to the ground. The emperor pretended to lower his rank to greet him, and shouted:
"Brother-in-law didn't say hello in advance when he came, so I could prepare a few snacks so that we two could have a few drinks! Who are you and me, and are you kowtowing to each other? That's right
Just stop letting outsiders see it!"
The seniority between the emperor and Hu San, as well as Hu San's prestige in the court, is a little higher than that of Xiangfu, but a little lower than that of Xiangxiong. You can call him whatever you want, and Hu San doesn't care too much about the title!
When the emperor said "no need", Hu San's head was already kowtowed. Lao Hu was completely angry with the emperor. It was just that he had no ability. He was not very upright in his mind and wanted to seize power and take care of things. He always thought about something wrong in the court.
Let others speak, he alone has the final say. Who is he? If not Brother Pan and the brothers, who can take the throne? He forgets the well digger and demolishes the bridge when crossing the river. It seems that sooner or later this foolish king will win.
Change people. However, changing the owner of the court is different from changing the ministers in the six departments. It doesn't take that much to remove a prime minister. Although Hu San has the power to make and remove people, he may not make a fuss if he wants to move the person in front of him.
Earthquakes will also cause hail. The emperor, the emperor, God doesn't say anything, is the emperor so easy to move? Maybe he himself will be in danger. Hey, this can be regarded as a hemp pole beating a wolf with fear! Hu San thought
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The emperor spoke first and said: "Brother, please tell me if there are any important state affairs in the middle of the night!"
Hu Sandao: "It's not a big deal!"
He really couldn't tell the truth truthfully, and he didn't dare to directly ask the emperor for his wife back.
"In that case, Hu Aiqing, please come back! I have two beloved concubines today. I want to favor you, so I won't accompany you." The emperor is the emperor after all, so there is no need to mince words.
Sweat was almost dripping from Hu San's face. It related to his family. To others, it was a trivial matter, but to him it was a big deal. Even if he didn't dare to say it, he had to say:
"Your Majesty, please wait!"
"Is there anything else?" The emperor was a little impatient.
"My wife went to Washington today to drink, but she hasn't returned yet." Hu San still wanted to save his wife.
"Your wife also went, why didn't I see you?" The emperor said anxiously, changing "I" to "I".
"Your Majesty, according to Prime Minister Hua, my wife may have drunk too much and accidentally entered the palace to chat with someone." Hu San saved face for the Emperor.
"Old Hu, if you say that, I can't help you. The harem is so big, and who your wife is looking for has no name or surname. What do you think I can do?" The emperor made a second mistake and used "I" again.
The emperor added, "Brother Hu, you can rest assured that the palace is safe. How about you go back first? If you don't come home early tomorrow morning, I will send people to search door to door. I am not afraid that she will not be found. As long as she is still in the palace."
middle."
Hu San has never felt such cowardice in his life! He followed the little eunuch brother to eliminate the rebel king, expand the territory, and eradicate the Japanese pirates. How majestic was that? Why is he so timid in the hands of a little kid today? Even his own wife
He was about to become someone else's bag, but he didn't dare to say it openly. Hu San wanted to smack himself when he thought about this. When the matter came to a close, he had to say it, so he risked it and said:
"Your Majesty, I heard that my wife entered the palace together with the Emperor. My wife is about 22 or 23 years old. She has a slight southern accent. She is tall and bulky. She is a fat woman."
Didn’t this come to the harem to issue a missing person notice? The Emperor patiently listened to Hu San’s words. Just as he was about to say a few sarcastic remarks, he suddenly realized that the person who just called herself a “civilian woman” was the Prime Minister’s wife? The Emperor is so
The surprise was no small matter. Even if the emperor owned the world, he could not covet the prime minister's wife! If these words were passed down, wouldn't it make people laugh? The emperor was about to pass the imperial edict to postpone the two beloved concubines before they were sent to the bed, when the deacon suddenly heard
The eunuch sang in a high-pitched voice:
"Your Majesty, the two empresses have finished washing and grooming themselves, and are now waiting for orders outside the palace."
This time, it was time for the emperor to sweat beads on his head. He glanced sideways at Hu San, like a cat that had stolen its food, and lowered his voice and preached:
"Go, go, carry it down!"
"Lift, carry it down? Your Majesty, what does 'down' specifically refer to?" The deacon and eunuch were smarter this time, and vowed to ask clearly. Otherwise, if the ladies lift it to the wrong place, it will be a matter of losing their heads.
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"You can carry it if you are told. What do I care about?" The emperor once again used the wrong title.
The deacons and eunuchs did not dare to cause trouble, so they walked backwards out of the palace door, waving their hands, signaling to the eunuchs carrying the people to rest where they were for the time being, waiting for their departure.
According to the rules of the palace, all the concubines (concubines) named by the emperor himself (also called flop cards) will be carried to the imperial couch by four eunuchs on a stretcher after bathing and tidying up. The emperor will then decide the next step of the work.
When the emperor is operating, there are usually two maids and two eunuchs serving in front of the emperor. The maids and eunuchs can neither be too far forward nor too close. They can neither stare at the emperor nor look elsewhere. As for how to control the scale, it depends on the emperor's comfort and discomfort.
Make it a standard to feel embarrassed!
There are many examples of stretchers being carried to the imperial court and then back again. The reason is that the emperor suddenly changed his mind or the wrong person was carried. However, there are almost no examples of external reasons that caused the emperor to change his mind, let alone within the palace.
The emperor can't speak well here, how can he mobilize thousands of horses and troops?
Today's events are a bit special, probably something that has never happened since ancient times: Prime Minister Hu has to wait to get his wife back, and the emperor's fat meat has to be spit out and given to others.
After the stretcher was carried out, neither the emperor nor Hu San took the initiative to speak, they were just in a stalemate, as if there were two wax figures sitting in the emperor's bedroom.
Fat Xishi was lying on the stretcher and was thinking about how to get through this. She guessed that her husband must have arrived in the inner palace. She didn't know how Hu San negotiated with the emperor, but she knew that her husband had great power.
, so big that even the emperor would be frightened after hearing about it. If her husband could not come to the palace to rescue her on time, she would risk everything and go back to the palace. The emperor was shameless, so what kind of face could she care about?