Chapter Thirty-Three: Encountering a Female Bandit in Langdang Mountain
The little eunuch's horse is fast, and the group is carrying a wounded soldier, so naturally he can't keep up. Besides, his purpose is north rather than south. It's mainly to confuse people, so he can't go too fast or too far. But that's it.
Not long after walking, I suddenly discovered that the walls of towns along the way were covered with notices for the capture of the imperial convict Pan Youan. His appearance, portrait, clothing, horses, and weapons were all clearly written on the notices. Moreover, there were also notices.
One special note is that although my name is a eunuch, I may sometimes do things that are not eunuchs. This sentence cannot be understood by others. Of course, the young eunuch is like a mirror in his heart: Mr. Wang is leaving some room for his daughter.
, fearing that if he said something too explicit, it would not end well with his daughter in the future. Pan Youan found it ridiculous: He was a dignified court official, the official of the Ministry of War, holding military power, and he still had the customs clearance edict issued by the emperor in his arms, and he went out.
He became a prisoner in just three days! From this, the young eunuch realized how powerful Wang Shugui was. What does it mean to have power over the world and cover the sky with one hand?
The young eunuch estimated that the old thief's sight was already in the south instead of the north, and there must be heavy troops setting up an ambush in the south, so he decided to turn back and turn west to north. Instead of taking the main road, he took the small road, did not enter the town, and chose a small village inn to stay for the night.
On this day, he stayed overnight in a village shop. When he was leaving the next day, the waiter in the shop took his arm and said:
"Sir, please move slowly."
The young eunuch was startled and thought he recognized him, so he said, "What's the matter?"
"Guardian, go forward from here. There is a mountain about ten miles away, called Langdang Mountain. There are fifty or seventy thieves gathered in the mountain. They are robbing homes and houses, which is very serious. I see that guest is alone, so it will be dangerous to go there.
It would be better to stay a few days longer and wait until there are more people gathered before we go together or take a detour. Therefore, if you go to the hospital, please say a few more words and hope that the guest officer will consider it carefully."
Pan You'an sneered and said: "You are the commander-in-chief of the armed forces. To pick out the head of a general among thousands of horses is like picking out an ear from a bag, but you used a few thieves to scare me. Could it be that you want to deceive me into staying a few more days and defrauding me into staying in a hotel for a few more days?"
Can’t make money?”
The waiter shook his head and said: "It's true that his family has a big forest and there are all kinds of birds. He treats his kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. Since you are the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, why did you walk into my wild forest alone? I thought
You are alone, weak and delicate, so I kindly advise you to start bragging and not paying taxes. Forget it, just go and you will suffer a big loss. Don't blame me for not saying hello in advance!"
Pan You'an refused to listen and urged his horse forward. After ten miles of journey, which was only the time of a pack of cigarettes, a high mountain suddenly blocked the way. The mountain was rugged and intertwined, which was extremely dangerous. The mountainsides were covered with towering trees, dense weeds, and azure blue.
Occasionally, one or two goshawks fly by in the sky, and the birds in the silent mountain forest even sound a strange cry.
At this time, Xiao Pan knew that the legend was not false. He did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly urged the horse to pass through the mountain quickly. While he was walking, there was a loud "choking, rang, rang, rang" sound, and then a group of people rushed down.
.The first two people, one rides a jet black mule, the other rides a gray donkey. The mule rider is a big black man, two meters tall and two feet tall (current size), with black head and black face, a beard that almost covers his whole face, and eyes that look like
The copper bell has a face like an evil ghost. It wears a black armor and a black battle robe, and holds two black iron hammers. Judging from the appearance and weight, a rough estimate is that the hammer weighs at least three hundred kilograms. Another rider is riding a tile.
The gray donkey has a sallow face and thin muscles, a gray-headed face, a few yellow beards on the cheeks that seem to be there or not, big and dull eyes, grinning teeth, and a vicious look. He is holding a dog-beating stick in his hand, so don't look down on him.
Although he was weak, he was very energetic. He wore tight clothes and was very neatly dressed. Seeing Pan holding his horse straight and holding his head high, as if he was arrogant, he immediately made great efforts, opened up his high-pitched voice like a bell, and shouted sternly:
"Who is coming?"
"Passing by!" Pan Youan replied lukewarmly.
"Hey, you're singing pop songs in a strong wind, and you're not afraid of flashing your tongue? When others see our brothers, they're already pissed off, but you can still stand and talk?"
"What do you want?" Pan Youan said quietly.
"Hero," said the little man with a yellow beard, "seeing that you are also a smart man, let's tell the truth. Nowadays, there is a shortage of materials in the mountains, and we can't make ends meet. There are many people eating and few making money. Look at the two of us, we are two,
The leaders of the three villages are all respectable characters, but now they don’t even have a decent horse to mount. Well, we won’t embarrass you. We will keep your big horse and it will be used as travel money. You can go with your people and we will go.
How about our mountains?"
"Fuck your mother's bitch!" Pan You'an scolded, "You didn't open the mountains, you didn't plant the trees. I'm just passing by, why should I keep the horses?"
"Okay, I guess you're ruthless! If I don't give you some strength, you really don't know how jealous Lord Ma is. Big brother, you go first, and I'll hold you back."
The black-faced man didn't say anything and raised a three-hundred-jin hammer. Pan You'an shouted:
"Wait a minute!"
"how?"
"The nameless ghost will not die under my gun!"
"My name is Qi Guoyuan, and my brother's name is Li Rugui." The black-faced general shouted.
Pan Youan knew that these two people must be impostors and not very capable. So he laughed and said:
"It turns out that these two are famous generals from the Sui and Tang Dynasties! They must be hundreds of years old, right?"
"Stop nagging, I'll kill you!" The black-faced man hit him with a hammer.
Pan You'an knew the weight of his hammer, so he didn't dare to neglect it. He raised his arms to meet him, and he knew the difference as soon as he hit it. It turned out that this kid used an empty hammer like his ancestors. Pan You'an began to secretly cause trouble, and a gun appeared and disappeared, specializing in
He was wandering down the street for less than ten times, and the black-faced man was sweating in the air. He was shouting:
"The wind is tight, the wind is tight, so ha ha ha ha ha!"
This is Pan Youan saving face for him, otherwise the ten Qi Guoyuans would have become the same face. Li Rugui knew his own ability and did not dare to step forward to help. If he went, he would lose his life in vain. See if his brother can't resist, so he urged me.
Blow the trumpet to announce the flood.
As mentioned before, the little eunuch's gun had a hook on it. He walked three steps down, and Qi Guoyuan's trousers were ruined. As soon as the gun came out, a piece of it was torn off. In an hour or three, in less than half an hour, black
Han was almost naked. Seeing that this was wrong, Li Rugui raised his stick and shouted:
"All the little ones, come on!"
Suddenly a pack of wolves surrounded the tiger, and the red-eyed minions rushed forward with howls and screams. The little eunuch was not in a hurry, pointing east and west, skillfully maneuvering around. The silver spear came out of its hole like a python, like a dragon making waves in the sea.
With a slight wave, all the minions fell down. The black-faced man held his trousers in one hand and a hammer in the other, and he no longer wanted to fight. Li Rugui's fire stick was of no use, so he could only stand on the sidelines.
As a shout. At this moment, Bangzi made a loud "choi lang lang" sound, and a heroic goddess flew down from the jungle on the top of the mountain. Pan You'an raised his eyes and followed the sound, and saw that this female general was so majestic:
Sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, bamboo nose and cherry mouth, face like a peach blossom, sound like a silver bell, neither tall nor short, slim and well-proportioned figure, wearing a hero scarf on his head, wearing a scarlet robe, cold and stern, unable to hide his beauty, not angry but dignified, hands
Holding two swords, the cold light shines, and the heroine appears with a thunderbolt. She is a Rakshasa girl descended from the sky, why did the heroine emerge from the mud?
The little eunuch shook his head and blinked, thinking that there was something wrong with his eyesight. Who was the female general in front of him if it wasn't Wu'er-Sultan?