Chapter 351: Dali Temple Trial of Imperial Criminals
The fact that the two prime ministers Hu and Hua held a wine banquet to interrogate the imperial prisoners soon reached the emperor. Long Yan was extremely unhappy when he heard about it, and cursed in his heart: These two guys are very courageous! I have treated such a harmonious person
The task was given to these two old boys, but I didn’t expect that they were being naughty and actually started forming a clique for personal gain. If this continues, if they collude, they might still be able to oust me from the dragon position? No, this kind of momentum must be achieved
How could they turn things around and change the world? I never thought whose world this was!
When the little emperor was thinking about it and was running out of ideas, he suddenly remembered that the letter sent by his father-in-law mentioned a man named Huang Wenjia. He suddenly became happy and said to himself: Old ginger is still hot!
They are his old generals surnamed Pan. This one is reminiscing about old friendships, and the other is afraid of offending the former commander-in-chief. They are all looking forward and backward, timid, and do not take the holy orders to heart. Just like the two prime ministers, they were in the trial hall.
Setting up a hot pot, serving a banquet, changing cups, calling brothers and sisters, and chatting over wine are unheard of in ancient and modern times. What kind of etiquette is this? There is simply no law. If a new supervisor is not appointed, how can this case be tried?
?Based on this alone, the two prime ministers can be dismissed from their posts and brought to justice, handed over to Dali Temple for strict interrogation, and punished with serious crimes. Of course, the main problem at the moment is to deal with Pan You'an, the big beetle in the court. We will talk about the rest later. Anyway, it is to eat
If you take advantage of officialdom and let private camels go, you can't let go of any of the guys who pretend to be public servants for personal gain, and you're going to turn the world upside down and pay it back?
When Huang Wenjia first heard the news that the emperor was going to summon him in person, his first action was to fall unconscious for half an hour, and then he entered an intense period of rescue work. Since no one on the scene was a professional,
Most of them were substitutes or temporary assignments, so the rescue work took many detours and made many jokes, such as pinching the middle of the person to the navel, and pinching the temples to the Baihui point on the top of the head. There are also
You should drink some sour soup to clear away the fire. Some people simply poured half a pound of mature vinegar into Lao Huang's mouth, etc. Fortunately, Lao Huang is not very old, even if he has already left the legal system.
Years, at least still in the prime of life, right? This age group is generally not within the scope of the Lord of Hell's special attention, so after a little treatment, Old Huang came back to life. After Huang Wenjia was rescued by everyone, his first sentence was:
"Really or not?"
No one dared to tell the truth, nor did they dare to tell lies. If they said it was true, they were afraid that Lao Huang would pass out and die again. If they said it was false, it would be fine. This was tampering with the sacred order. Not to mention decapitation, it would also bring down the nine tribes.
He followed the game of moving his head. He only said vaguely "Uh-huh", which made Lao Huang wonder for a long time. He kept muttering: "I obviously heard the emperor..."
The conversation was still the same as before, with the emperor lying on the ground and kowtowing, and the emperor called him flat several times. In order to show his respect for the emperor, Huang just lay on the ground and refused, saying:
"Wei Chen dare not."
The emperor said again: "I love you for your health."
Huang Wenjia refused and said, "I really don't dare."
The emperor was furious and thought about how his father-in-law got such an incompetent person who couldn't understand human speech. He accidentally said: "Fuck me!" After saying this, he regretted it. After all, he was really fucked.
Damn it, he didn't explain clearly on this word, because the pronunciation of the two words is the same, but one has one sound and the other has a second sound. He couldn't explain further, lest this country bumpkin laugh.
The emperor comforted himself and finally suppressed his anger. As soon as he pursed his lips, two eunuchs came over and forcibly pulled Huang Wenjia up from the ground. One eunuch whispered:
"Brother, if the emperor asks you to sit down, just sit down. If the emperor asks you to lie down, then crawl up. Otherwise, you will be disobeying the emperor's decree. Do you know if there is a click?"
Huang Wenjia stood up in shock. From the corner of his eyes, he glanced sideways at the seat where the emperor indicated for him to sit, and managed to get his butt up to it. He didn't dare to sit too hard, and the emperor saw the way he was enjoying it.
Indecent, is there any etiquette between a monarch and his ministers?
After that, he didn't listen to a word the emperor said. On the one hand, he was excited, and on the other hand, there was something wrong with his ears. The combination of the two made him temporarily deaf.
As for how he became the chief minister of Dali Temple, that was only known after we came to him according to the imperial edict issued by the emperor. He behaved extremely abnormally in front of the emperor that day. Fortunately, the emperor did not mean to blame him. Everyone said
The prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, but the emperor cannot hold two boats in his belly? Can a saint compete with the common people? In the eyes of the emperor, he is just a little insect, but in his eyes, the emperor is like a mountain.
One sea and one sky!
The emperor finally figured it out. You can’t be stupid but capable. People like Prime Minister Hu and Deputy Prime Minister Hua are capable, but it’s hard to say who will work for whom. The queen decided to follow the advice of her father-in-law.
Do it, boldly use your own people.
Following the holy order, Huang Wenjia was promoted to the chief minister of Dali Temple. It turned out that the old man Wu Shiduo, because he was a little older (forty-eight years old), persuaded him to return to his hometown with salary to provide for his retirement.
You should speak according to the step you have reached. Now that Lao Huang has reached this position, his tone of voice, the way he looks at people, the way he walks, etc. are all completely different. The emperor's kindness is so great that Lao Huang naturally understands it.
The emperor did not explain the purpose of sending him to be in charge of Dali Temple. The meaning is very clear. The biggest and most important priority at the moment is to make Pan die peacefully again! Why is King Xiaoyao not King Xiaoyao? Bullshit, he is free, but the emperor can't.
No longer happy. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, how can a country have two masters? There is only one king, and that is today. There can be no other kings, not even the free king!
When Huang Wenjia took office, he tidied up hastily, immediately cleared out the Eight Immortals table, hot pot, pots, bowls and other household items, and announced that the court would be held that day.
Under the careful care of the two prime minister brothers, Pan Youan gained no less than seven kilograms and eight taels of weight (a conservative estimate). His little face was red and white, and he regained his youthfulness. The treatment in the prison cell was naturally incomparable.
At the banquet in the main hall of Dali Temple, Pan Youan has been wondering these days why he has not seen the two brothers trying the case. He has been waiting so hard to take this opportunity to improve his life! He thought about it, but Pan Youan has not yet realized an idea.
There was a shout over there, "Bring the prisoner Pan Youan to court!" Pan felt happy: he finally had a full stomach. I don't know which brother is on duty today to preside over the trial. Who cares who he is, let's eat him first.
.Now is no better than in the past. After eating this meal, I don’t know what to eat next. In addition, the two brothers ate delicacies from the mountains and seas, but they ate pig food and dog food in the prison. One was in the sky and the other was in the earth. Although the beggar and the emperor were both human beings,
False, but can this be the same?
Weird, why is it different from usual? Many people gathered in front of the Dali Temple to watch the excitement. When they saw the prison car approaching, people moved to both sides, and then there were chattering voices:
"This is the head eunuch who lost his hair back then! Look at how majestic he was back then, and look at the gray-headed and bear-like appearance now. Isn't his majesty no longer shaken?"
"No matter how many people he killed back then, he still had merit without fault. This time he only killed one and became an imperial criminal. Things are very different from time!"
"You don't understand. This time it's the emperor's brother-in-law who is killed. Of course it violates the laws of heaven!"
"So what about the Emperor's brother-in-law? At that time, this person named Pan didn't even pay attention to the Emperor!"
There were children who threw stones, bricks and other debris at the prison car, and women who spat at him and rolled their eyes.
As Pan Youan listened and thought, he couldn't help but feel chills in his heart. He shuddered and thought to himself: At this moment and at that moment, the phoenix is really inferior to the chicken!
There were also different voices coming:
"Brother, you can't talk like that. Marshal Pan did a lot of good things back then!"
"What a good thing? Why didn't I know?"
"Creating territories, rehabilitating kings, wiping out Japanese pirates, clearing up civil strife, and eradicating corrupt officials. How many good things has he done?"
"That's true! It is said that General Pan is also a real man. He does not seek fame or gain. After he became famous, he took his wife and children to the fields to find a place to rest."
"A man who has reached this stage should be said to be an expert. For some reason, he killed the emperor's brother-in-law again. This time he has caused a lot of trouble. Can the emperor spare him?"
"Your Majesty hasn't had a chance to find trouble with him yet. How can you let him go if you catch him this time? Haven't you heard that the enemy's country is defeated and his ministers are killed? Your Majesty is stupid, letting a big tiger go back to the mountain?"
"Can the Emperor kill Marshal Pan? I heard that he carries a gold medal for immunity from death awarded by the late Emperor!"
"Marshuai Pan might just kill someone else, but he killed the emperor's brother-in-law! The emperor's wife muttered something beside the pillow, so Marshal Pan had no choice but to admit defeat."
After hearing this, Pan You'an felt a little relieved. After all, there are still people who uphold justice. A few years later, people remembered that Pan You'an didn't grit his teeth and called him a traitor, a dog, and a eunuch. Thank God. Then thinking about it, Xiao Pan couldn't help but murmur in his heart: Two prime ministers
Brother, what happened today? You put a broken prison car at the gate of Dali Temple, attracting so many people to point and comment. Pan You'an has never been afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid of others gossiping. Especially him, despite being kept safe for many reasons
He had lost his body, but after all, he had a eunuch hat on his head. Everyone knew that he was a eunuch, so he couldn't explain it to everyone! So he thought that even if the emperor issued an order, he would be escorted to the Wuchao Gate immediately. At three o'clock at noon,
Once the moment comes, all he needs to do is cut him open. Don't let him be embarrassed in front of so many people. This is what he fears most in his life!
In addition, there is another unusual thing. According to the usual rules, before entering the main hall, the shackles, shackles and other loose parts on his body must be removed first. But today, why did he violate the rules? He went directly into the main hall without taking off anything. Enter the door.
Before, someone shouted at the top of their lungs: