The little eunuch pretended to be secretive. He wanted to drink tea for a while, eat Yexiao for a while, and pretended to look up and admire the calligraphy and paintings on the wall of the new house with his hands behind his back. He also pointed out to the lady: This is the original work of Tang Bohu, and that one is Wang Xizhi's handiwork, either talking about the quality of the furniture, the decoration of the new house, pointing to the sky and drawing stars, and talking about it in a garish way. He just didn't go to bed, and he didn't have the eagerness of the groom at all.
The young lady's heart sank, her face was troubled, and she advised softly: "My lord, it's getting late, go to bed and get some rest!"
The young eunuch grinned and said, "Why are you so anxious, madam? Are you afraid that you won't be able to eat the meat?"
"No, I want you to go to bed now!" the lady said deliberately coquettishly.
"I know that my wife is always worried about me, and she is afraid that I am a fake. Well, it is better to be respectful than to obey your orders. I am coming up, so please be careful!"
After that, the little eunuch began to take off his clothes one by one. He took off his coat first, then took off his coat, put on his shoes and wiped his socks. He touched here and looked there, looking absent-minded. This process alone took up almost half of the time. hours.
The young lady was so anxious that although she didn't dare to look directly at her fiery eyes, she kept peeping out of the corner of her eye. The little eunuch ended up with a small pantyhose covered with half a foot of blue cloth. The red candlelight was dim and shadowy. The groom was dodging and hiding, but she had nothing to do. See clearly.
As soon as the little eunuch got into bed, Shangguan Xue stretched out her hand as fast as a spark of fire. But the groom asked knowingly:
"Madam, what are you looking for?"
"What am I looking for? What do you think I am looking for? If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. If I marry a eunuch by mistake, my life will be over!" the young lady said with a smile.
"You are right, I am really a eunuch." Pan You'an said seriously.
"What, what, what did you say?" Shangguan Xue Yigulu rolled over from the bed and got up.
"Why are you panicking?" The little eunuch smiled mischievously and said, "Just listen to what I have to say!"
The young lady refused and said in a stern voice: "You have made it clear. How can I not be anxious when marrying a eunuch in bed?"
"I am a eunuch, but I am different from other eunuchs."
"What's the difference?" the lady asked urgently.
"I have one more thing than other eunuchs."
"what?"
"It's what you want. If you don't believe me, just touch it here." The little eunuch grabbed the young lady's little hand and guided it to his crotch.
As soon as the young lady touched the thing, she hurriedly struggled to release it as if it was burning. Then she put her hand back there carefully and gently stroked the cute little rabbit. Her eyes suddenly filled with tears. .Her heart finally settled into reality, and the emperor finally opened his eyes and allowed her to marry a man with complete equipment.
"Are you relieved now?" the little eunuch made a face and asked with a smile.
The lady nodded with tears in her eyes and said with a smile: "Guanren, you are so kind! So you are not a eunuch?"
The little eunuch couldn't help but jump up onto the young lady's body. With ease, his precious spear entered the young lady's body step by step. He said:
"I'm not lying to you, I'm actually a eunuch."
The young lady groaned and said incoherently: "I don't care if you are a eunuch or not! As long as you have... oh... that."
Just at this moment, suddenly there was a loud shout in the courtyard, and the lanterns and torches illuminated the window panes brightly. The firelight flickered like daylight. Someone knocked on the door, and the person who spoke was Shangguan Xue's maid:
"Miss, a large group of officers and soldiers are here, saying they want to capture the criminal eunuch."
"Damn it, I came at the wrong time. It would have been a little later." The little eunuch slowed down his movements and cursed in a loud voice.
Shangguan Xue put her hands on her husband's chest and said with a smile: "Forget it, officer. You make me distracted and frightened. What can I do? Why don't you wait for a while and come back after I send them away."
The little eunuch stopped him and said, "Aren't they here to arrest the eunuch? I'll go out and let them arrest me."
"Dare!" the young lady said while getting dressed, "Whoever dares to touch a hair of my husband, I will take his head off!"
"I won't do it if you ask me to hide under the quilt and be a coward! Who am I afraid of?" the little eunuch said bravely.
"Sir, please be confused for a while. I'll be right back. Be obedient and lie down on the bed for me. Don't move. I will let you come forward when it's time for you to come forward." After that, the young lady hurried away.
The leader of the troops was Feng Jingang again.
Lao Feng followed the Prime Minister's instructions and mixed some personal selfish thoughts, so he worked extra hard in the capture operation. This operation is related to his bright future, wealth and life. If he succeeds, he will be brilliant, if he fails, he will suffer. Not to mention small things.
The eunuch would not let him go, and even Wang Shugui couldn't get through it. After being promoted by Prime Minister Wang and appointed as the deputy commander-in-chief of the Capture and Supervision Bureau, he decided to fight to the death with the eunuch and fight to the death.
A man and a woman. Every time, he knew the little eunuch's whereabouts almost completely, but he was always half a step too late. The reward amount on the general document poster has risen to one thousand taels of gold, and the person who provided clues has five hundred taels. Help
Eight hundred taels for those who capture the prisoner, and one thousand taels for those who capture or kill the young eunuch from his horse.
There are pros and cons to offering huge rewards. Those who are willing to do so even pretend to be eunuchs and send their wives to the government, claiming that this is the eunuch they want. If you don't believe it, you can take off your pants and check. It must have been cleansed. During this period, there are still people
Many two-tailed sons, people with reproductive problems, and even individual stone girls were sent...
Lao Feng pushed all these complicated things to the bookworm Wen Shichang and the idiot Lion Head, while he dressed lightly and followed closely behind the little eunuch, not afraid of him flying into the sky.
Eight of the nine unsuccessful guests (one of whom had a mental problem due to excessive sadness) jointly reported to the government office that the young eunuch had just escaped into Shuanglong Village and was married to Shangguan Xue, the daughter of the village owner, on the same day.
The prefect didn't believe it, and slapped each of the messengers eight times in the ear. He said that they were jealous and jealous. They did not correctly deal with the fact that they had lost the election and examined their personal reasons. Instead, they retaliated, blamed others, and made things out of thin air.
What he can do: Isn't it the same as a horse laying eggs and a donkey crowing if the eunuch can visit the church and get married?
The eight unlucky reporters, who did not get a reward of one or two taels, and were almost charged with false accusations, impersonating official funds, causing trouble over nothing, etc., ran away one by one. As soon as they left the Yamen Gate, they bumped into Feng Jingang.
's small team.
Although Feng Jingang knew the identity of the little eunuch, because he had seen the young eunuch peeing on a horse, he was very worried about this. Therefore, he not only always doubted the true identity of the little eunuch, but he had already concluded that the little eunuch must be a fake.
. Let’s not talk about the half kilogram of butt meat. Firstly, he is too embarrassed to talk about it. Secondly, injuries on the battlefield are unavoidable and cannot be cared about. Now he acts impartially and it is his duty to capture the eunuch. As soon as he heard that the young eunuch wanted to pay a visit, he used to
All the strange things struck him, and he laughed and said: The toad has become a sperm. Since he can pee, why can't he seduce women? Without further ado, Feng Gangang borrowed some men and horses from the prefect, made a few mouthfuls of rice, and went there all night.