It was still early, and the little eunuch wanted to turn on the lamp to sleep, but Silk'er refused and said, "Cousin, don't blow out the lamp in a hurry. Let's keep the lamp on and talk for a while."
The little eunuch said: "That's okay."
"Cousin, what's your name?" Pan Jinlian asked.
"My name is Pan You'an."
"So we have the same surname?"
"Didn't you hear that my cousin broke the bones and connected the tendons?" the young eunuch said perfunctorily.
"I heard from my mother that it seems that we are not from the same family. My mother said that my grandpa bought my uncle with money." After all, girls from the countryside have less knowledge and say what they should and shouldn't say.
"Really? Why didn't I know?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be confused, but in fact he already knew it.
"Cousin, I have something to ask of you. I wonder if you will agree to it or not?" Silk'er seemed to have something to hide. When she said this, she covered half of her face with the corner of her quilt.
"How can I agree if you don't say anything?" The little eunuch always felt uncomfortable sleeping next to a woman.
"You're not a man anyway, so I'm not afraid of your jokes."
"Yes, since you know that I am not a man, what are you still afraid of?" The little eunuch said this, but he was thinking about other things.
"Cousin, I'm getting married soon." Silk'er said.
"Okay, that's a good thing! I'll give you a piece of silver tomorrow and you can use it for your dowry."
"Cousin, I don't want your money. You've already given them a lot of money in the evening. How can I have the nerve to ask for it again? It's not easy to get your money. What I'm talking about is another matter."
"Tell me what it is and see if I can help you?" the little eunuch said lightly.
"My one is broken. I'm afraid that others will recognize it. Please give me some advice." After finishing speaking, Silk'er's face flushed with embarrassment and she quickly covered her face with the quilt.
The little eunuch wanted to ask who caused the trouble, but he couldn't speak, so he used the topic to say: "It's very simple."
"You still say it's simple, and everyone is worried to death." Silk'er said in the quilt.
The little eunuch said methodically: "Prepare two identical white sheets, one with a blood stain on it, and the other clean. The night before, you took out the clean sheet and spread it on the bed in front of the groom, and the other one is clean."
Then put it in a convenient place. After the operation, the man will usually fall asleep immediately, so you take the opportunity to change the sheets. It's as simple as that, do you think it's okay?"
After listening attentively, Silk'er suddenly opened the quilt and sat up, saying happily: "Brother, you are really good! Where did you get such a good idea from a grown man!"
The little eunuch smiled and said: "You just said that I am not a man, and now you call me a big man?"
Silk'er said shyly: "Brother, can you show me your place and see how it was cut by those people?"
"Si'er, it's okay if you don't want to look at it!" the young eunuch stopped him.
"I'll just take a look." Silk'er said stubbornly.
"You will regret it after seeing it. It will definitely scare you half to death." The little eunuch threatened Xie.
"It's not a tiger, how can it still eat me?" Silk'er insisted on looking.
"I won't eat it, but I might bite you." The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be mysterious.
Silk'er smiled and said, "Just bite it, I wonder how big its mouth is?"
The little eunuch was a little embarrassed and said, "Good sister, don't look at it. I'll let you touch it!"
Silk'er refused to give in, and said with a smile: "What's the point of touching? What can you do with bare skin and stretched crotch? If you don't touch, just look!"
The little eunuch hesitated for a moment, then slowly opened the quilt.
Seeing his unwillingness, Silk'er said, "What's so special about a shabby eunuch? I don't believe that the emperor can see it but I can't?" She pulled open the little eunuch's underwear and was stunned.
cried:
"Oh my god, I turned out to be a fake eunuch!"
In the room over there, my aunt and the man she later married were not sleeping either.
The sudden appearance of the little eunuch brought different and unusual feelings to everyone in the family. Especially the old woman was really surprised at first: What is this little eunuch doing when he comes back? Why should he retire?
He is still a bit young. It doesn’t look like he’s going home to visit relatives. Could it be that he sold off his property? It’s impossible. It seems that he has no shortage of money to spend. He dropped a lot of gold and silver as soon as he walked in. So what did he do here?
The old lady thought about it for half an afternoon but couldn't figure it out.
The man drank some wine and his eyes were a little sleepy. He wanted to get on the bed early. Just as he was about to take off his clothes, he suddenly remembered something and said:
"I went out to buy meat and wine during the day, and I heard people making noises saying that Anzi seemed to have escaped from the palace, and that anyone who reported it to the official could get a large reward."
"Is this really happening?" my aunt asked in surprise.
"It's all said, but I can't say whether it's true or not. No one has ever seen the official documents. How can ordinary people know such details?" the man muttered.
"No wonder!" my aunt said to herself.
"How about we go to the county government office early tomorrow morning and inquire about it?" the man asked.
"Fuck you! The county government took him away. What good does it do to you and me?" the wife scolded.
"Didn't you say there was a reward?"
"Do you believe what the officials say? When the officials come, they will arrest the people first and take away the things. We will lose both our personal and financial resources." The old woman has always been a knowledgeable person.
"What do you mean?" Men always listen to their wives.
"How much money do you think he brought?" my aunt asked in a low voice.
"I don't care about young and old." The man walked to the door, looked out through the crack in the door, turned around and said, "I saw that both stirrups were made of gold, and maybe the saddle was also made of silver. The horse
I couldn't see clearly inside the robe, so I weighed it and found it was quite heavy."
"Okay, then you just do what I want!" Auntie said confidently.
"What should I do?" The man was puzzled.
"Come here." The woman waved her hand.
The man stretched out his ears, and the woman explained something like this.
"No, no, wouldn't that involve Si'er too?" The man shook his head and said.
"I'm your biological mother and I'm willing to let it go. Why can't you let it go? You can't catch a wolf if you don't let it go. Fortunately, you are still a man! Don't think I don't know about you and Silk'er. I just won't tell you. Silk'er
Sooner or later, she won't be able to get married, how can she live with you for the rest of her life? With this lot of gold and silver, what will we have for the rest of our lives? You're a brainless person!"
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, can't I just listen to you?" the man whined softly.
"You go to bed first and rest for a while to regain your energy. We'll do it in the middle of the night!"
The man nodded and said, "Okay, I'll risk it too!"