It's ridiculous to think about the eunuch entering the brothel shop. This is an anecdote through the ages. The young eunuch himself feels that it is unbelievable. It not only ruins the eunuch's reputation and breaks the eunuch's rules, but also to a certain extent, it also damages the royal family.
of blasphemy.
Due to his own reasons, it was inconvenient for Lao Hu to show up on such an occasion, so he sent the people below to lead the young eunuch to go through the formalities. The old bustard always recognized money but not people. Since he was a friend of the county magistrate, he also betrayed
Here come a few big bags of white money. The upper limit is over, five thousand taels and ten taels more. In addition to the net worth, I also have tea money, fruit money, and wine money. The old man’s face cannot be ignored, and with this huge amount
How could the old bitch not be excited about the pile of money? She personally brought the young eunuch into the room, made tea, poured water, served washed dried and fresh fruits, and begged the young eunuch to wait for a while. The girl named Xue Tao
Due to some trivial matters, I came here from time to time. He also said that when Miss Xue Tao saw the young master's character, she must be in love with a man and a woman, and have a good night. After saying that, the old madam went on her own, and before closing the door, she rushed to the young eunuch to accompany her.
Made a face.
The little eunuch was sitting on Miss Xue Tao's bed. Waves of strange fragrance hit his nostrils and refreshed his mind. He couldn't help but feel itchy and began to think wildly. The little eunuch's heart was beating so hard that he patiently raised his eyes to observe the furnishings of the room: the room.
The most eye-catching thing in the room is a big bed, the bedding is not very gorgeous, followed by a round table and dressing table, and at most two small stools. The wall facing the bed is the window, on both sides are the side walls, and on one wall are
Calligraphy, there are calligraphy and paintings on one wall.
The calligraphy and painting seemed to depict a drunken imperial concubine, and Yang Yuhuan was painted vividly and vividly. I saw the fat lady sitting alone on a small stone table, her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were blurry from drunkenness, and she was leaning on a stone stool with one hand.
The other hand seems to be untying or has already untied the collar, and it seems to have only untied one or two pairs of buttons. In short, the jade hand is drawn in the wrong place, and it happens to be covering the corner.
The two bulging little rabbits that were just about to open up were caught in the breasts, which seemed to be invisible, leaving people with endless reveries and deep regrets.
The little eunuch was not satisfied with what he saw, so he simply turned his head to read the calligraphy. The little eunuch had also read many posts about the four masters of ancient calligraphy: Yan (Zhenqing), Liu (Gongquan), Wang (Xizhi), and Zhao (Mengfu).
, Su, Huang, Mi, Cai, etc., the four masters of calligraphy in the Song Dynasty, have all written in cursive for many times. Only with the calligraphy in front of him, he really couldn't tell which sect it came from, and naturally he wouldn't recognize He Jun's handwriting.
It can be seen that the writing force of this work is strong and the meticulous brushwork is experienced. It must have been passed down by an expert. What is written on the copybook is:
Visiting Xue Tao at dusk
Qiluo is covered with dew, wide sleeves are covered with smoke, and a lock of black silk is playing in front of the forehead. The curtain is half-covered, and the book is half-rolled. It is suspected that the person is not sleeping in the spring night. Green wine and beauty. Ask the visitor where he is? West Long Minchuan. To visit Pingzong ancient well
, intending to impart poetry and teachings, without any intention of greed. Yan Yuanbai has just left, and the ink is not dry yet.
The small well is leaning on the railing, with a little bit of snow remaining, and the cold moon is crescent. The plum shadows are on the bamboos and the water is gurgling. The red lips are not opened and the eyebrows are smiling, and the graceful steps are soft, whispering among the flowers. Everything happens naturally. Don't climb high branches. There is still Qiong Wenhua in Qingyi Red Building.
Chapter, look at it calmly. Poetry is precious and true feelings are there, and mountains and rivers are all destined.
(Xue Tao, a female poet in the Tang Dynasty and a famous singing prostitute. She had a close friendship with Yuan Zhen, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty who worshiped as an official and supervised the censor. Today, there is Xue Tao's Well and the white marble statue of the poet in Wangjiang Park in Chengdu for visitors to admire -
----Author's note)
The little eunuch couldn't help laughing after seeing it. This Xue Tao is definitely not the other Xue Tao. The eunuch is a fake and Xue Tao is also a fake. It's even. When the little eunuch was sighing, the door opened and a woman came in. Her eyes were as bright as autumn water.
Her cheeks resemble a full moon, and a pure white jade hairpin crosses her dark cloud-like bun. She wears a tight-fitting black waistcoat over her plain dress, and a scarlet cape. The attire is elegant and elegant.
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The woman first said a blessing, then she lightly opened her red lips, slightly exposed her white teeth, and said in a sweet voice:
"Young master, you have been waiting for a long time!"
The little eunuch couldn't help but be shocked: Is there such a stunning beauty in the brothel? If she is chosen to be a royal empress, she will not be inferior to Wang Shimei in the slightest.
"I am Pan You'an." The little eunuch introduced himself and said, "A guest from Beijing has heard about the talented woman for a long time and came here specially to visit her."
"Young master, you are too praised. What kind of talented woman am I? I am just pretending to be Xue Tao, wandering around in the world, just making a living."
"A bowl of rice costs five thousand taels of silver. Doesn't this girl have a big appetite?" the young eunuch teased with a smile.
Xue Tao covered his mouth and smiled, and said eloquently: "I am called Jiang Ziya fishing with a straight hook. Only those who are willing will take the bait. If I beg on the street, how much money can you reward me? Since ancient times, there are many people who have made money and become famous by selling looks.
Among myself, Li Shishi, Du Shiniang, Yutangchun, Dong Xiaowan, Liang Hongyu, Li Xiangjun, Chen Yuanyuan, the courtesan lady, etc., which one does not win the applause of thousands of people?" (Author's note: This is just a parallelism, and finally the people of the Qing Dynasty are mentioned.
, the story does not necessarily take place in the Qing Dynasty, readers please do not misunderstand)
The little eunuch suddenly blushed and was at a loss for words. He had experienced many beautiful women in his hands, but this one named Xue Tao made him completely embarrassed with just a few words. A saint can't laugh, can't a bitch also? He even
He began to feel a little puzzled. It was not that he had heard of the ancient famous prostitutes reported by Miss Xue Tao, but he was not in the industry. He didn't know. How could he, a minister with great power in the court, find time to study the knowledge of brothels?
Seeing that the young eunuch was silent, Xue Tao hurriedly said:
"After talking for a long time, I still let the young master stand, which is really inappropriate. Young Master, please sit down quickly and I will pour you some tea."
When the little eunuch looked at Xue Tao again, he was like Chang'e in the Moon Palace or the fairy in the clouds, just beyond his reach. He took a sip of the fragrant tea that Xue Tao had given him and was speechless:
"How old is the girl?"
Xue Tao smiled again and said: "Age is not important. Back then, Xue Tao was already in her forties. Didn't she still meet Yuan Zhen, a talented man who was eleven years younger than her?
Like thunder and lightning touching the earth, melting into the sea of love at the same time?"
The young eunuch was not unfamiliar with this. There was a rumor in the palace about "The Romance of the West Chamber", and he had occasionally read it a few times. He just couldn't figure out whether the great talent Yuan Zhen was infatuated or unfeeling. He could write the eternal masterpieces like Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying.
, not only made Zhang Sheng abandon Yingying, but he also openly forgot about Xue Tao, who had a deep love for him, looked at each other's door, vowed not to see anyone again, and finally died of loneliness and sorrow. Since ancient times, Xue Tao has been a misfortune.
How can it be an exception? The little eunuch thought about it and interjected:
"In the end, didn't the supervisory censor Yuan Zhen betray Xue Tao?"
"What the young master said is absolutely true," Miss Xue Tao nodded and said with a slight smile: "There has never been true love or truth in brothels. They just get what they want. After a night of love, you no longer know who your lover is. Just like the young master, you can go out tonight
You bought me five thousand taels, but if you were asked to spend another thousand taels tomorrow to reconnect with old times, you would not agree."
The little eunuch said without hesitation: "That's not necessarily true. The girl underestimated Pan."
Xue Tao looked around and said with an apologetic smile: "You only care about the two of us, and you are neglecting the young master. I will call for some food and wine. How about we eat and talk?"
The young eunuch also wanted to use wine to strengthen his courage, so he said: "This is the best."