"Are you talking?" Seeing that he remained silent for a long time, Miss Xue Tao urged, "You should have an answer whether what I said is right or not."
The little eunuch smiled bitterly and said, "Girl, I really have nothing to say."
"What's wrong, did I make you angry?"
"How can you be angry when you are drinking and chatting with a beautiful woman?"
"You should have something to say about whether we are a couple or a long-term couple. We are in the flesh business. What are you embarrassed about? You always give me a boring gourd like this. What do you want me to think?"
The little eunuch said seriously: "Girl, let me tell you the truth. I won't hide it from you. I am indeed an out-and-out palace eunuch. Believe it or not?"
"Are you a eunuch?" The wine glass Xue Tao picked up fell to the ground.
"Are you scared?" The little eunuch had a wicked smile on his face.
"Why do eunuchs visit brothels?" Xue Tao didn't sneer, but was puzzled.
"Have you not seen the notices all over the street offering rewards for my arrest?" The little eunuch suppressed the smile on his face.
"I haven't seen it, but someone has." Xue Tao said, "It is said that there is an eunuch in the court who is absconding in fear of crime. Anyone who reports the information to the officials will receive one thousand taels of gold."
"My head is only worth that little money? Some places say it is ten thousand taels. It must be your local officials who are corrupt!" the little eunuch said with a smile.
"I don't care about that!" Miss Xue changed the subject and asked, "Are you the eunuch they are looking for?"
"Yes!" The little eunuch nodded and said affirmatively.
"Then let's go! Take your money, I don't want a eunuch!" Xue Tao stood up, his face serious, and the trace of tenderness he had just revealed was gone.
"Didn't you say that you don't care about the old, the young, the lame, the deaf, the mute, or even the ugly?" the little eunuch shouted.
"I'm a man!"
"I'm a man too!"
"You don't have a man's..., in short, you are not a man!"
"Are you afraid of getting into a lawsuit or are you afraid that I don't have the functions of a man?"
"It is His Majesty's business to arrest you. What does it have to do with us common people? You are not a man. What use do I need from you as a man?" Miss Xue's voice was stern, leaving no room for bargaining.
"What if I'm fake?" the little eunuch said with a cheeky smile.
"You mean you are a fake man?" Miss Xue was puzzled.
"I mean I'm a fake eunuch."
"How is that possible?" Xue Tao didn't believe it. He pursed his lips and sneered, "There is fraud in the palace, and the whole country is still in chaos?"
This time it was broken, and the little eunuch secretly complained to himself. He had just made a good start, but he let himself go back. Just now, he went to bed while the heat was still hot. What kind of eunuch joke were he kidding? However, the little eunuch thought carefully and thought about it.
It's best to make your words clear first, otherwise the girl named Xue will turn her back on him and claim that he lied to her, and she won't be able to explain clearly at that time.
The little eunuch said with a serious face: "Miss Xue Tao, if we were only married for one night, I wouldn't have to talk to you so much. The court is now divided into two families, the emperor's family and the prime minister's family. Naturally, I will be assigned to the emperor's family.
On the other hand, the emperor's power is only limited to the court. Looking around the country, Prime Minister Wang used the name of the emperor and dismissed many people who were loyal to the royal family. Now he only needs to change the name of the dynasty to rule the world. The reason why this is not the case
The reason is that I still have 80,000 troops at the border, and I still have 20,000 troops in the capital. After killing me, the emperor and the queen mother will be helpless inside and outside, and they will undoubtedly die. The country will change its flag, and it will only be a matter of time before the country changes its title.
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"What's the use of this to me?" Miss Xue Tao said coldly, "It's nothing more than showing off that you are a high official in the court. I don't care about it. I'm not interested in it. The common people just want to live in peace and quiet at home.
Who among them is the king?"
"I'm about to talk about the issues you care about." The little eunuch picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp, and said with a red face, "You are right, if you don't care about the people's affairs, the people will naturally be too lazy to care. I mean, I
I, when I was selected into the palace, someone did something for me for their own purposes. Of course it was she who saved me, and I must repay her for this. This is retaliation, kindness is kindness and hatred.
Enmity and grievance are clear. People treat me like a mother, so can’t I be a decent son? Well, let’s not go that far. When it comes to the current problem, it is our business. "
"Oh, tell me quickly, I'm so anxious!" Xue Tao shouted.
"The person I just talked about did not treat me as a eunuch. I am still a complete man, that's all." The little eunuch ended his tirade.
"So you are a fake eunuch?" Xue Tao exclaimed.
"Yes." the little eunuch replied.
"What about the stirrups?"
"When I left the palace, the Queen Mother had a pair of gold stirrups made for me. She gave a pair to a woman on the road ahead, and the remaining pair. Magistrate Hu gave me ten thousand taels of silver in exchange for the first five thousand taels.
, bring the remaining five thousand taels tomorrow and count them as my betrothal gift to you!"
"You have spent all your money and there is no travel expenses." The girl refused.
"Don't worry about this, I will find a way."
"I have saved a thousand taels of private money here. You can use it on the road."
"I don't want it, I have money."
"When will you come to marry me?"
"Five years later."
"Oh my God, five years? Then you have to stay here longer and let me spend a few days with you."
"We can't waste another day. We'll leave tomorrow. After everything is settled, I'll be sure to pick you up and take you home."
"Is that the home where the house caught fire?"
"You also know this? No, I can't tell where my home should be."
"Okay, marry the chicken and follow the chicken. Wherever you go, I will follow you there."
"It's great, I found a good wife again! Now that we've finished talking, what should we do next?" the little eunuch asked with a smile.
"You still have to ask me? You are a man, it's up to you." The girl lowered her head shyly.
The little eunuch returned to his true self, walked over and picked up Xue Tao from his waist, threw him onto the bed, and stripped off Xue Tao's clothes in just a few strokes, just like he did when he took off Wu'er Sultan's leather coat.