Let’s talk about the root of Bixia Palace. Bixia Palace was not a palace originally, nor was it within the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards. It was originally just a garden. According to the convention, there is one imperial concubine below the queen, and the imperial concubine
There are two people, four concubines, and six concubines, a total of 14 people living in the six east and west palaces. The queen lives in the middle palace, followed by the east and west palaces. There are also queens who live in the east palace, such as the empress dowager in the two palaces in the Qing Dynasty, and the east is the main palace.
, Xi is the assistant, and Cixi is logically the second-in-command. Below the concubines, there are nobles, who are always there, and the number of promises, etc. is uncertain. The so-called three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines are all determined according to each dynasty and each generation.
There are no certain legal provisions. The emperor refers to his wives as concubines. Who dares to argue with him? Just imagine that the emperor has forgotten his wife. It is not someone who is here to scare people and deceive people. I don’t know that there are Fendai San.
Qianhu? What is the use of three thousand pink dais? If you meet some short-lived emperor, I am afraid that you will worship heaven and earth every day, and you will not be able to be a bridegroom every night! Let’s not talk about history for the time being, just where does Tong Biyu from Bixia Palace come from?
Tong Biyu was originally the daughter of a certain border guard. General Tong and his wife, children, and a large family were stationed in the desert of ice and snow all year round. In this way, the Queen Mother at that time was still worried, fearing that he might be involved in something outside.
An act of disobedience. Later, he found out that Lao Tong had a daughter who had not left the palace, so he devised a plan. He married the girl randomly and gave her the name of a concubine, without asking whether she was ugly or handsome, tall or short, black or white, fat or thin, etc.
She became the daughter-in-law of her family. When Tong Biyu first arrived, due to the influence of the plateau climate, although her facial features were neat, her face was not flattering. There were two red clouds flying on her cheeks and her skin was rough and rough. She went to worship the emperor.
When they got married, he glanced at his new concubine and turned away in disgust. From then on, Tong Biyu became a meat bun and beat up dogs. From then on, Tong Biyu became the infatuated mistress of Chan Lang Gui every night. She has been around all year round.
Living in the Bixia Garden with several palace maids for months and months, being a widow was not like being a widow, and I could only look after my husband. A lot of resentment and anger accumulated in my stomach. Fortunately, the old prince died in his thirties.
Her death gave her the opportunity to change her fortunes. After repeated discussions, repeated deliberations, and careful inspections, the ministers finally selected her son to sit in the temple.
Bixia Garden was a palace built specifically for Concubine Tong when she came here. The house is not big, but the location is good. The building is three stories high, and it is next to the royal garden. The water is gurgling, and there are often birds singing and the fragrance of flowers blowing towards you. It can be regarded as a place to rest.
The best place to cultivate the spirit. However, the girl from the Tong family has just turned 28, and is still a long way from being able to reach her natural age. In addition, she grew up in the frontier fortress and likes to hunt, ride horses, and run wild on the grasslands. Suddenly, things change one day.
Due to the environment, her own man sleeps with other women in his arms every night, hearing her sounds but not seeing them. She can't even compare with a deaf ear. How can she endure such loneliness? But the royal rules are strict, and the walls are high and the palace is heavily guarded.
Shen Yan, is it possible that a little girl like her can change her robes and go out to roam the streets?
Of course, she was not the only one in the court and harem. From time to time, concubines from other palaces would come to her to talk and talk. Usually there were Concubine Zhang, Concubine Li, Concubine Li and another one.
The empress named Concubine Li, Concubine Zhang talked little and the concubine was clumsy in speech. Only Concubine Li was the most quick-tongued, outspoken and knowledgeable, which often made her laugh out loud and made her forget her troubles.
One day, the two sisters were sitting in front of each other chatting. Empress Li suddenly asked:
"Sister, how many times has the emperor favored you?"
Concubine Tong's face suddenly covered with red clouds, and she could not speak for a long time. Although she had been married for a long time, she was still a girl! If she told the truth, she would be ashamed to speak; if she made a hypothesis, she would not be able to speak for a while.
Empress Li thought she was shy, so she said: "What are you afraid of? You and I have both been here before, so why are we embarrassed? If you don't tell me, our emperor has favored me seven or eight times! The most unforgettable one is Da
On the wedding day, the emperor caused me so much pain that I even bled half a glass of wine!"
Concubine Tong didn't know whether it was because of shyness or something else, but she hurriedly turned her face away.
Empress Li didn't know what Concubine Tong was thinking, so she pulled her over and asked: "Sister, I have told you, what about you?"
"...How many times has it happened!" Concubine Tong muttered.
"Isn't it done now? After all, the matter of men and women is just that. If you ask me, don't marry anyone in the next life, not the royal family. What's the difference between having a man and not having a man? Sometimes when I get anxious, I want to pull out the carrot and insert it.
Come in!" Empress Li said, suddenly remembering something, and said, "Sister, let me tell you a story about inserting a carrot!"
Without waiting for Concubine Tong to say anything, and regardless of whether she wanted to or not, Concubine Li changed the subject and began to tell her story of "inserting carrots":
"It's about a girl who was already in her hair and not yet married. The girl couldn't sleep at night, thinking about that thing every day. But she had no choice but to pray to the Stove God and said: 'I want that thing, and I hope that the Stove God will grant it to me.
'. One day later, when I was praying again, I suddenly saw a paper package on the altar for Master Zao. The girl opened it excitedly and saw that it was a round and long fleshy vertebrae. The girl couldn't help but hurriedly hurried in broad daylight.
She took off her clothes, pulled back the quilt, and inserted her flesh vertebrae into her body. She immediately felt extremely comfortable. After several attempts, when she was fully enjoying herself, she couldn't help but scream loudly. The girl's sister-in-law passed by the door and heard that the voice was wrong. Normally, one person at a time
How could a girl make such a sound? My sister-in-law opened the window paper and looked inside, but saw no sign of a man. After a while, she saw the girl sneakingly taking something out of the quilt and using it carefully.
The paper was wrapped and placed on the stove. The next day, my sister-in-law took the thing on the stove and it looked very tempting. She went back to the room and tried it for herself. It was indeed extraordinary. My sister-in-law got up and dressed.
She reprimanded in her heart: "This dead girl is thinking about this before she gets married. How can it be shameful to spread the word?" In anger, my sister-in-law cut the meat vertebrae into thin slices, put them on the pot and roasted them until they were brown.
Crush it into powder and keep it in the same place. Not long after, the girl got married and invited many guests to have a drink. The master searched for the pepper powder and suddenly saw the paper bag on the stove. He opened it and smelled it, and found that the smell was not bad.
, put it into the pot to make condiments. After the guests had eaten the banquet, they felt itchy buttocks and ran out with excuses. The girl’s father came back from seeing off the guests. When he entered the door, he saw that the guests had disappeared in the blink of an eye. He hurriedly went out to look for them.
, suddenly looked up and saw a group of people squatting in the radish field at home. Each man and woman had a big radish stuck in their buttocks. My father was angry and thought that the master must have done something, so he turned back home and opened the cupboard.
When I looked at the door, I saw that the master was taking off his pants and lying on the chopping board, with a horse spoon stuck in his buttocks, and he was shaking it with one hand!..."
After Liniang said this, she laughed first. Concubine Tong covered her mouth, but her eyes were filled with tears.