At this time, the street was filled with people watching the fun. Hu San deliberately raised his voice and reprimanded: "I don't mean to embarrass you. It is not easy for you to open a small restaurant and get up early and go to bed late to support your family. But back then,
I have said a lot of good things to you, and a pot of wine and two dishes will not cost you much. If I lie to you to eat and drink, what am I fighting for? I have no power to tie a chicken, and there is no one behind me. Business people say
What makes you money is harmony. Can a domineering person like you make a fortune?"
The shopkeeper kept saying "yes" and knocked his head so hard that the floor made a thud.
"You took off my clothes and I almost lost my life, do you know that? Otherwise I wouldn't have come to you for such a trivial matter!"
"Yes, yes, yes." The store owner's tongue finally came around this time.
"What is it? Do you know anything about it? I still have big things to do. If you let me die in such an unknown way, do you know how much it will delay things? Well, I don't have the same experience as you.
If you don't lift a finger from you, you'll slap yourself ten times, and if you promise not to do evil things again or take off other people's clothes, we'll be fine with you."
The waiter in the store brought a chair and put it respectfully under Hu San's butt.
Before Hu San could finish what he said, the shopkeeper immediately started slapping his own face, twenty or thirty times at once. Hu San yelled to stop several times, but he didn't stop. Hu San stood up and kicked him.
He kicked and said:
"Forget it, brother, save some energy. I'm here to pay the bill today. I'm going to teach you a few words about my duty as a human being. I won't tell you anymore. Calculate how much it is and pay it to me, so as not to say that I relied on you for your money."
"
"If you don't dare, even if you are a villain, you have to respect the adults." The shopkeeper said with his head bent.
"Who wants you to be filial? It's natural to ask for money while eating. That's what you said. If you had been polite to me that day, I would be happy and reward you with a few words to hang on the wall, which would be enough for your kid to eat and drink for a lifetime. Come on,
Please accept the money and bring me my clothes. I have something to do and I have to leave."
After Hu San's sedan chair had gone a long way, the shopkeeper got up from the ground. With a red face, he picked up the five pennies thrown on the ground, muttered something, and then entered the shop awkwardly.
Ordinary people marry their wives to have children and live at home, but marriage in the emperor's family is definitely not the case.
Although the silly queen is incompetent, she has married many wives. In addition to the queen and the imperial concubine, she also consecrated several concubines, Zhaoyi, Jieyu, Xiuyi, Xiurong, Ronghua, Chonghua, etc., not counting
Beauty, there are no less than a hundred people who come to worship her. The foolish emperor regards worshiping heaven and earth as a disgusting thing. Every day, he will cry and beg his mother to shorten and reduce many unnecessary etiquette as much as possible.
The son does not like women and does not need women. However, for the sake of procedure, face and the system in the palace, the mother still sends one after another beautiful women into his bridal chamber. The son who does not live up to expectations is always there
After praying to heaven and earth, he always sneaks out quietly, or hides in the doghouse, cuddles with his beloved dogs and sleeps for a night. The groom ran away, but the maids made an explosion that shocked the whole palace.
Sex news: The bride is going to commit suicide!
Of course, those who knew the inside story would secretly laugh at the emperor's uselessness. Those who didn't know the details thought it was the woman who didn't know what had happened to the emperor.
The Empress Dowager first thought of her imperial sister, Concubine Li, who had been staying in the palace, to come forward and help her solve this problem.
Concubine Li went and came back. She shook her head and said to Tong Biyu, "Sister Huang, I'm afraid the problem is more serious than you and I imagined."
Tong Biyu said: "What's going on with my sister?"
Concubine Li said: "That girl didn't speak, she just cried."
"Then we can't let her die in the palace!" said the Queen Mother.
"Where else can she die if she doesn't die in the palace? No matter what, we have to wait until she is dead before she can be carried out. It is an old rule left over from many lifetimes. A living princess cannot leave the palace." Li Fei replied.
"If it doesn't work, let Xiao Anzi try." The Empress Dowager used her trump card.
"This thing and that thing are not the same thing." Li Fei's ghost spirit couldn't figure out what the Queen Mother meant.
"Xiao Anzi has many options, what kind of things can stump him?" Tong Biyu believed in her trump card.
"This is what we have to do now." Li Fei spread her hands, suddenly remembered something, and said, "Sister, I am not telling you, you are too indulgent towards that little devil, you are not afraid that one day he will also plot your empire.
?"
"That will happen in the future." Empress Tong said with a wry smile, "I held the bright moon with my heart, but the bright moon shone on the ditch instead, so what can I do? Sister, think about it, we are stupid, widowed, single and weak.
Who do you want me to rely on? There are quite a few ministers in the court, and they are all supported and promoted by the royal family. Which one should I choose? Xiao Anzi entered the palace when he was ten years old, and I have always treated him as my own son.
"Isn't it because he has someone to rely on in the future? If he continues to have ulterior motives, it will be difficult for him to be a good person in this world?"
Li Fei sipped her tea, sighed softly, and said: "That's right. Xiao'anzi people are quite shrewd, and they are loyal to you mother and son. I won't say it anymore. I am an outsider. If I talk too much, you will accuse me of talking too much.
Tongue, to drive a wedge between your mother and son."
"Sister, what are you talking about?" Empress Tong said slightly, "The relationship between you and me lasted more than a day, and we don't know each other's fault. Why are you cheating with me? I'm desperate, so I put all my bets on it."
All of us are being held captive on this little kid. If he rebels in the future, we, mother and son, will have no choice but to kill him at the mercy of our necks."
Concubine Li advised: "If that's the case, why didn't you make plans earlier?"
Empress Tong smiled and said: "As smart as my sister is, she will inevitably be confused for a while. Don't you think, if Xiao Anzi hadn't turned the tide, someone else would have been talking to you here today."
Concubine Li was surprised and said: "Is it that serious? You mother and son are in charge of the world and have overwhelming power. Who is not afraid of death and dares to pluck the hair from the tiger's mouth?"
Empress Tong waved her hand and said: "Sister has lived in the palace for a long time and knows very little about the world outside. What I don't know is that although I am the Queen Mother and my son is also a noble, it does not mean that I can kill whoever I want.
Let you be the Queen Mother for a few days and you will understand everything."
Li Fei stood up and said: "Oh my god, I don't want to be the Queen Mother. Sister, even if I don't say anything today, you know that I have such a bad mouth, and it is not blocked or blocked. Don't take it to your heart. Go away."
Already."
Empress Tong sent Concubine Li outside the gate, and after watching her sedan disappear, she turned back. She sent a grown man to deal with the bride's death-seeking matter. It was not that she had no concerns, but there were thousands of people in the palace.
People, except for the eunuchs, all of whom were women, who could she expect? Empress Tong thought for a moment, and finally asked someone to invite the young eunuch.