Chapter 90 The Breeze Shop Meets a Beautiful Xi Shi
The proprietress of Qingfeng Store has a beautiful face and is nicknamed "Fat Xishi". She is good-looking and has a clever mouth. She is a very cute woman.
Three handsome men came to her shop at once, and they all came together, so she couldn't sleep well all night.
The three little eunuchs had just put on their clothes. Fat Xishi could see them through the crack of the door. Hot water was also brought. Spicy soap for washing the face, salt water for brushing the teeth, and clean hot towels were all handed to their hands. And there were big mouthfuls of them.
Brother, you shouted so affectionately that you felt like you were at home. However, you just lost your life-threatening things. Except for the little eunuch and the landlady who were still flirting and flirting, the other two brothers were just like no one else.
Like an eggplant beaten by frost, it has lost all its former spirit and style. Especially someone like Hu San, who drooled when he saw a beautiful woman, but this time he was actually indifferent.
The little eunuch thought that good things cannot be monopolized by one person. Not only did the three Hu brothers save his life, but they have also been loyal to him ever since. If this Xi Tzu girl is not married yet, he will simply spend some money to persuade her to follow Lao Hu.
Wang Xiaowu is an authentic eunuch, so he will not raise any objections. His brother Hu Sangui is the chief minister of Dali Temple and the head of the highest-level law enforcement department in the country. If this fat Xishi can marry him, it will be a lifetime blessing.
Having made up his mind, he got close to the proprietress. The proprietress was well-informed and noticed that these three people looked good-looking, and was also concerned about how much money they had in their pockets. While serving tea, she inquired about their origins.
"Brother, what kind of business are you doing?" Fat Xishi asked the little eunuch.
"What kind of business do you think we do?" the little eunuch deliberately teased.
"A businessman is not like a businessman, and a scholar is not like a scholar. If you say the official bar, it's not that pompous, but if you call the young master bar, it's very friendly, so it's hard to guess." The landlady said, twirling her fingers.
"If you can't guess, don't guess. I'll scare you if I tell you. We are not ordinary officials!" The little eunuch wanted to take the opportunity to increase his prestige.
"Shame, the official seal gives the tiger the power, take out your official seal and let the little girl open her eyes." It's not that Fat Xishi doesn't believe it, she also wants to get acquainted with these pretty guys, what are they doing, don't run into them
Counterfeit.
The little eunuch was stunned, his face turned red, and he opened his mouth to explain. Hu San interrupted:
"Sister, our eldest brother is not to blame for this. I accidentally lost the official seal." Hu San was thinking the same thing. He had already lost it, so why should he keep it a secret?
"I lost my official seal. How big a deal is this? You are still smiling?" Fat Xishi turned his surprised eyes to the little eunuch.
The little eunuch still looked indifferent and asked, "Can you cry?"
The landlady suddenly clapped her hands and said, "By the way, this brother of mine is a great man. He doesn't panic when things happen and can keep his composure. Brothers, how big of an official are you? How do you compare to the county magistrate?"
"The county magistrate is my grandson?" the young eunuch said disdainfully.
"Bragging, bragging, believe it or not!" the landlady shook her head like a salesman, and her sneer contained a hint of envy, "I have never had a bigger official in this store than the county magistrate."
The little eunuch said: "Madam boss, we are hungry. Please serve us breakfast quickly. How about you share the table with us?"
"One table at a time." Fat Xishi said quickly, "Sister knows that you are from the north, so she specially prepared some northern snacks, including fried dough sticks, soy milk, and fried eggs. How about it?"
"You treat us like brothers. How old are you?" the little eunuch said after taking a sip of soy milk.
"I'm nineteen years old, how about you?" Fat Xishi served the three of them food gracefully.
"Our youngest is already twenty, so you have been taking advantage of it for a long time." said the little eunuch.
"What's cheap is not cheap. If you are an official family, I have to call you all masters! Forget it, I think this way, no matter how big or small, until the official seal is found, you are all my brothers. Is this okay?" The little boss lady Speak boldly.
The little eunuch was also sharp-tongued, but he could not get any advantage from the little boss lady. He wanted to introduce his second brother Hu San to this beautiful girl, but he could never find an excuse. People are different from each other. Animals, male and female, can have sex as long as they meet under appropriate conditions. Humans cannot, there is still a process, and the process can be shortened or extended according to each person's situation. The little eunuch wanted to say several times: "Mrs. Boss, Marry my brother, he is a high official in the court, you can ask the emperor to grant him a second-class wife, and you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life, which is better than opening a small shop here." But he still could not speak, he I felt that those words were too shallow, too tacky, and would make people laugh if I didn't do it. But one good thing is that the appearance of Fat Xishi relieved their worries about losing the golden seal of the imperial edict. When everyone talked, they seemed to take such an important matter seriously. Forgot.
"Do you all have a family?" This time it was Fat Xishi who came to the door.
"What do you think?" The little eunuch handed over the words without losing the opportunity. He winked at Hu San and the other two and said with a smile, "To this day, we two brothers are still singles!"
"What about you?" The landlady pointed her finger at him.
"I can't do it. I have countless wives." The little eunuch blocked the door.
"Can you afford to support me?"
"My great official!"
"Where is he?" Fat Xishi turned to Wang Xiaowu again.
"Neither can he. He is not suitable for finding a wife."
When the little eunuch said this, Wang Xiaowu's face turned red.
"There's only one left that no one wants." The landlady looked at Hu San and teased.
"This brother of mine needs talents and literary talents. Don't dare to underestimate him. The boss lady has a good girl at hand, please find one for her."
"Okay, I've made a note of this." Fat Xishi said quickly, changing the topic and said, "Look for your things first, and then we'll talk about the blind date after we find them."
Hu San shook his head expressionlessly. His thoughts were always on the golden seal and the imperial edict, and his heart was not as big as that of the young eunuch.
After talking and finishing the meal, the landlady asked the waiter to put away the dishes. Fat Xishi asked the waiter to make another pot of tea, and the four of them drank tea and chatted. The little eunuch asked:
"Madam boss, how many famous bandits are there in your place?"
Fat Xishi smiled and said: "How can you be famous? They are just a few thieves."
"There has to be a name, right?" The little eunuch tried to play hard to get.
"The only things I know about are Curly Monkey, Sai Shiqian, Ghost in the Night, Zhang Facun, etc."
"Wait a minute," the little eunuch said calmly, "Madam boss, can you find these people?"
At this moment, the younger brother hurriedly entered the room, took a look at the young eunuch and the others, then hurriedly moved away, shouting in a panic:
"The shopkeeper, there is a man kneeling at the door very early in the morning, with a sad face, saying that he wants to see the imperial envoy."
Fat Xishi suddenly jumped up from the chair and shouted in panic:
"What, what? There is an imperial envoy living in our shop? Are you talking in your sleep in broad daylight?"