The little eunuch turned from darkness to light, and simply went about business and raised a flag to avoid being sneaky and worrying. If the golden seal imperial edict was lost again, this trip would be in vain. The next day, he had two small flags made.
On one side it says "Imperial Envoy by Imperial Order" and on the other side it says "To Governor the World". There were not enough manpower, so several capable warriors were transferred from Huang Qiuchan to help form a small team. Huang Qiuchan was worried, so he also led
She gathered some troops, followed the imperial envoy team at a distance, and released a few spies. If there was any trouble at her husband's place, she would immediately report it to her so that she could be responded to.
The little eunuch was an expert at showing off his wealth. The court issued him an official uniform, a red robe, a jade belt, black gauze on his head, and Jinshi shoes. The little eunuch was dressed up by Wang Xiaowu and came out of the shop.
Everyone couldn't help but cheer: What a handsome imperial envoy, the royal family has good eyesight, why did they choose such a beautiful young man with both talent and appearance?
Fat Xishi Delong looked at Shu again, complaining secretly in her heart, regretting that she should not have agreed to Hu Sanlang. Although Hu Sanlang was not bad and had a high official position, compared to the imperial envoy, he was far inferior to her.
Such a handsome man, no matter how many wives he has, even his 18th concubine will recognize him. However, it is raw rice and mature rice, and the words he speaks are like thrown water. People cannot believe him and are not as good as pigs and dogs. Besides,
A fourth-grade official, the highest criminal law official in the court, be content! She swallowed a mouthful of sour water and quietly went into the shop to do some work.
As mentioned before, the young eunuch was not good at riding in a sedan chair, so the two sedans were given to Hu and Wang. He rode alone on his horse and dragon horse. The sedan was behind, and the young eunuch rode in front with a gun. Who knows?
I thought he was working to open the way!
Just as the team was about to set off, suddenly there was a huge crowd in front of them. The young eunuch ordered Zhang Facun to go to find out the news. He came back and said: dozens of people knelt on the ground holding the papers in the air, shouting that they were wronged, and asked the imperial envoy to make the decision for them.
The most irritating thing in the little eunuch's mind on weekdays is the lawsuits filed by these mothers-in-law. After hesitating for a moment, he suddenly remembered that there was a minister from Dali Temple sitting in the sedan behind him! According to the division of labor, this was all his business, Lao Hu, so he asked
:
"Who did they accuse?"
"Zou Xigui, the governor of Huayang Mansion." Zhang Facun replied.
Zhang Facun was awarded an official commission, so he switched from working at night to working in the daytime, and also put on a set of official uniforms. As the saying goes, a horse's makeup depends on its saddle, and a man's makeup depends on his clothes. Suddenly, he seemed like a different person. Xiao Zhang trotted away.
I have been so busy running around, especially today in front of my hometown neighbors and fellow villagers, so I am working extra hard and I am very energetic.
The young eunuch ordered: "Put away all the petitions and hand them over to Mr. Hu. And tell the complainants that this imperial envoy will definitely make the decision for them and redress their grievances. I am an imperial envoy with a high official order, how can I still be afraid of his small mansion?"
Yin can’t do it?”
Zhang Facun came back soon with a large stack of papers in his arms, and stuffed his skull into Hu San's sedan. Hu San had been a county magistrate, and it was his duty to sort out and review the files. He put all these papers into one
Zhang Zhang was folded neatly, then he opened the sedan curtain and read carefully.
The distance from Dakeng Town to Huayang Mansion was less than five miles. The young eunuch Ma Qing and Zhang Fa Cun had quick legs. The bearers were the ones who suffered the most. In order to keep up with the team, they were carrying two senior officials on their shoulders and were sweating profusely as they ran.
, panting like an ox.
Before reaching the gate of the government office, several soldiers in charge came up and shouted:
"What are you doing? This is an important place for the government. Are you allowed to make noise and noise?"
The little eunuch was about to have a fit, but Zhang Facun stopped him and cursed:
"Have you blinded your eyes to see who is coming? This is Mr. Pan You'an, the Imperial Envoy. He is here to inspect you. Why don't you ask your master to open the door of his house and come out to greet him personally?
, don’t want to live anymore?”
Zhang Facun heard his wife read the imperial edict and knew the official position of the imperial envoy, so he followed his master and relied on the power of others, and did not take these hairy people seriously.
"What, what, you are imperial envoys?" the soldier shouted straightly, "Aren't you the ghost envoys sent by the Lord of Hell? You are pretending to be gods and ghosts, you look like it. How can we, the great master, let you little gadgets do whatever you want?
Frightened?"
Zhang Facun still wanted to argue, but the small door on the side of the mansion opened and an official-looking official walked out. When the sergeants saw the official, they all stood up and paid tribute. The official walked over carelessly with his hands behind his back, leisurely and leisurely.
He shook his body and shook his head, with a sour look on his face. The bones in his body did not weigh more than four ounces. He squinted his eyes and looked up and down at the little eunuch riding on the horse for a long time, then opened the sedan curtain and took a look at the two people sitting on the sedan chair.
At the end of the sedan chair, the young official turned his face and asked the young eunuch:
"Which of you is the imperial envoy?"
"Do you think I look like me?" the little eunuch said with a smile.
"Well, a bit." The clerk shook his head and teased, "It looks like a pig with a green onion stuck in its nose. Is there any procedure?"
The little eunuch nuzzled towards Hu San's sedan and said, "It's lying there. I want to see him and ask for it."
"Hehe," the clerk sneered, "the imperial envoy is riding on a horse to clear the way, and the people below are sitting in sedan chairs enjoying themselves, and they can't act. Isn't it obvious? Let me see what kind of fake edict you have concocted.
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The junior official stood there and stretched out his hand to ask for something. Zhang Facun looked at the young eunuch's face, then went to Hu San's place to get the gold seal and the imperial edict and handed it to the junior official. Zhang Facun thought that the junior official would be like him and his wife after reading the imperial edict.
The same thing happened, and he immediately pissed himself off and panicked. Unexpectedly, the young official burst out laughing after seeing this, and asked the young eunuch jokingly:
"Are you Pan You'an?"
"I'm Pan You'an." The flames in the little eunuch's belly were about to reach his throat, and he hurriedly restrained them with force.
"To be honest, I have never met Pan You'an, but I heard about this person when I went to the capital for business. I also heard that Pan You'an was a eunuch." The clerk said seriously.
"Can't eunuchs be imperial envoys?" The young eunuch became interested. He would be interested in whoever made an issue about his eunuch issues.
"I didn't say that. It's up to the emperor to decide who will be the imperial envoy. Since I know that Pan You'an is an eunuch, then we will follow the eunuch's regulations. My friend, do you understand what I mean?"
The little eunuch shook his head and glanced at the clerk.
The clerk reprimanded: "Don't roll your eyes at me. I am representing the magistrate and cannot be selfish. Now I have a plan, that is, you take off your pants in front of these people. If you are really a eunuch, your imperial envoy will have a problem."
Eighty percent of it is real. Then we will send someone to put the gold seal in the furnace to refine it. Real gold is not afraid of fire! If it cannot be burned, of course it is a real gold seal, and you are 100% a real imperial envoy.
.I will ask the master to order the whole house to kneel down and line up on both sides to welcome you into the house. Isn’t this a high condition?"
The little eunuch just wanted to kill this ignorant little official, but now he suddenly changed his mind. He chuckled and said:
"It's simple. Just hold this gun for me and I'll take off my pants right away for you to check."
Not knowing what was going on, the young official stretched his neck and took two steps forward, reaching out to catch the young eunuch's magic gun.
The little eunuch took the opportunity to pass the spear, and the tip of the spear flew like flying to the clerk's chest. The clerk did not expect such a move, and he was immediately in a hurry. He said it was too late, but it was faster. What kind of skill did the little eunuch have? He had already teased him.
He picked up his robe. The young eunuch was also worried about stabbing him to death, so he deflected the tip of the spear and passed between his ribs. The spear hooked the officer's belt, and with a "chock" sound, the officer's belt broke.
The clerk was a man of letters, and had always believed that "a gentleman talks but does not use his hands." After being teased by the little eunuch, his trousers had already fallen to his legs and wrists. When he hurriedly bent over to lift his trousers, he asked the little eunuch to hook his crotch.
With more force, the gun seemed to have a hand, and a pair of trousers was taken off by him. When the clerk shouted for trousers, the little eunuch flicked it, and the trousers of the clerk fell off.
It was hung on the gate building of the prefecture.
Those who tease others are teased by others. The bare-butt clerk covered his lower body with his hands, his face was full of embarrassment, and he yelled at the young eunuch:
"It's so unbecoming, so unbecoming! It's a blasphemy against elegance and angers the saints. Your family won't be able to produce literary stars from generation to generation!"