Chapter 89 He's not as good as a companion robot?!
Early the next morning, Yax and the cub took a private spaceship to the Crown Star.
As soon as the group of people walked out of the passage, a group of serious-looking soldiers in white uniforms blocked Yax's way, "Major General Yax, Marshal, please come over."
Yax lowered his head and looked at the little cub in his arms. The little cub's golden and blue eyes looked at him blankly.
He said, "I have something to do now. I will tell the Marshal and come back later."
The leading soldier remained motionless, blocking Yax's way, and said in a cold tone: "Major General Yax, please come with us."
Yax looked at him with eyes as blue as the sky. His gaze was as cold as polar ice. A chill ran down the soldier's spine. He, who had not experienced much war, was almost frightened to tears by that look: "Major General, please don't embarrass us."
,In addition to Your Majesty the Marshal, several other veteran generals are also waiting for you."
Yax clicked his tongue, a bunch of old guys.
"Let's go," his thin lips parted slightly.
Leon asked: "Major General, where are you going?"
"Military building," Yax stepped out and walked out.
The soldiers who were sent over almost cried. The method taught by the Marshal was really useful. If they pretended to be pitiful in front of Major General Yax, he would not embarrass them.
A group of people boarded the aircraft in great force. Yax, Leon, Shi Xi and Snacks sat in the same aircraft.
Andre and others and soldiers in white uniforms drove other aircraft to clear the way in front and behind to protect them.
The little cub raised his head and looked at the two white aircraft in front of him, then turned to look at Yax with a voice full of worry: "Dad, do they want to bully you?"
Leon, who was flying the aircraft, secretly thought: I don’t know what filter the little cub used when looking at the major general. Didn’t he see the other person and the major general was almost frightened to tears?
When Yax heard what the little cub said, he smiled and touched the little cub's head, "They can't bully me."
Shi Xi's face bulged, her little fists clenched, as if she was worried that her father would be bullied, so she told him her experience yesterday: "Dad, if they are mean to you, be mean back. You are more mean than them.
They won’t dare to bully you.”
The corner of Yax's mouth raised a little, with a look of endearment on his brows: "Why are you so fierce? Can you teach me?"
"Just like how I dealt with those three bad guys yesterday, when they scold you, you just scold you back, such as 'His grandma's' and 'Break your legs'. Not only do you have to scold but also beat them. Breaking your legs is the most effective."
The cub said with an innocent and cute expression.
Snack Chicken nodded in agreement like pecking rice: "Yes, Xixi is really handsome."
When the little cub heard his praise, he raised his chin and said, "I think so too."
Xiaofeijiu Wuwu:......
Yax:……
Parents have mixed feelings.
Leon in the front row observed a few seconds of silence for his companions on the Wind Chime Starship.
"Xixi," Yax thought for a moment and decided to tell her: "The words you just said are not very good. They are all dirty words. Try to say them less in the future."
Shi Xi's big eyes blinked a few times, and she subconsciously looked at Wu Wu who was standing aside. The latter also nodded: "Yes, Xi Xi, you should say as little as possible."
The little cub wilted, its furry ears hanging limply on its head, and its voice was weak: "That's it."
Can't we deal with bad guys like this?
Seeing the little cub that looked like flowers that had been beaten by frost, Yax and Wuwu were a little panicked: Why did he/it say something too harsh?
Yax was caught off guard by his daughter, "I'm not criticizing you, I just think this is not good. You are still young, so try to have as little exposure to these things as possible."
"Yes, yes," Wuwu's round body rubbed the little cub's face, "You are still young."
"But uncle and aunt keep talking like that," Shi Xi thought of something and looked up at Yax's golden and blue eyes with confusion, "If it's something bad, why do they keep saying it?"
Snacks echoed: "Yes, they keep saying it."
After a pause, he added: "And yesterday's villain was obviously afraid of Xixi after hearing what Xixi said."
Wuwu flapped his wings: "Idiot, Xixi broke their legs, of course they will be scared."
It flew back to the little cub's head and raised its head: "Swearing words will only arouse the enemy's anger. Why scold them? It is to make them lose their minds and become impulsive, so that we can have the opportunity to find their flaws.
Do you understand?"
Shi Xi and Xiao Xiao showed expressions of sudden realization: "Oh, that's it."
"Xixi, do you still remember the gestures you often used to anger Daqiang and the others on the garbage planet?" Wuwu asked the little cub.
The little cub nodded, stretched out his little fist, and raised his middle finger.
Snacks is puzzled: "What does this mean?"
Shi Xi tilted his head: "I don't really understand either."
What Wuwu taught her is very effective in angering the powerful and others.
Teacher Wu Wu puffed up his chest and said, "I think giving the middle finger means: Go and eat."
Snacks and Shi Xi looked like they had learned something new.
Yax:……
I finally know why my daughter is crooked, and here is the real reason.
Wuwu continued: "However, those swear words and this gesture can only be used according to the situation. For example, if the other party is more powerful than you, several times more powerful, then if you use swear words to curse him and anger him, then you will be finished. What else can you do?
Ordinary people will also think you are rude. For your safety and politeness, you need to distinguish between occasions. In short, you don’t need to say dirty words casually, and you don’t need to use this gesture casually, you know?”
The two little guys nodded in unison: "I know."
Yax: Why is a companion robot better at teaching children than he is?
He suffered some inexplicable blows and felt very troubled at the same time. If he continued like this, his status in the heart of the little cub would not be comparable to that of Wu Wu. As a father, he had to work harder.
Leon thought Wuwu was quite awesome. Without a girlfriend, he began to think that when he has children in the future, he would also buy a companion robot for his children.
Shi Xi turned around and saw Yax on the side, and found that his blue eyes were a bit melancholy. She pulled his hand: "Dad, what's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing." Of course, Yax couldn't tell her. He was secretly competing with a companion robot in his heart. He touched her head and his eyes fell on the snow-colored, plump little fat chirp. "Wait a minute, daddy is busy.
If you want to do it, you go to the mall with Andre and the others. Both you and Xiao Miao need to buy an optical brain bracelet, and then give Wuwu a new body."
"Huh? Wu Wu's body is fine~" The little cub was puzzled.
"There's nothing wrong with its body, it's just that its functions are too small," Yax told her.
Wu Wu's current body is just a companion robot, with functions such as positioning, video recording, singing, reading, chatting, communication functions, alarm functions, defense mode, and attack mode.
After the abduction incident, Yax believed that Wuwu needed to change into a more useful body.