In the bathroom, there was a sound of running water.
Then Ning Yan cursed in a low voice:
"Are you stupid? Why are you down there?"
Mr. Ye said:
"Yeah, let's go."
The sound of water flow stopped, and two people came out of the bathroom furtively, one of them carrying a water balloon the size of a bowl.
Mr. Ye grabbed a whole box of condoms, and with a weird smile on his face, he led Professor Ning to the third floor in the dark and opened the door to Su Mu's room.
In a short time, eight water balloons larger than watermelons were lined up in a row on the balcony outside the window of Su Mu's room.
The time has arrived at twelve twenty.
In the darkness, a car approached from far away.
It was a taxi taken by Su Mu.
Su Mu got out of the car before he reached the door of the villa. He was afraid of waking up the two sleeping people. If one of them failed, he would have to kneel on the keyboard.
According to his way of playing, the S and B keys on the keyboard could not help but jump below his knees.
It is impossible to open the door. It will never be possible.
Climbing the wall is the safest way to play.
Fortunately, I always keep an eye out every time I go out, and the window will be opened quietly.
Su Mu triumphantly walked to the wall with the window in his room, waved his hands, and then lightly jumped against the wall. His hands seemed to be magnetic, and they were firmly clasped on the smooth wall.
of a Spider-Man.
The entire weight of his body rested on his ten fingers, and only a few of his fingers were pressed into the tiny cracks in the tiles.
Like a gecko, it slowly and silently rose up from the smooth wall.
It's unimaginable how powerful the strength in his fingers is.
Even the world's top rock climbers can never do this.
Su Mu hummed happily in his heart. In the silent night, the singer's voice was still so pure and charming.
"I want to climb up step by step, and fly forward on the blades at the highest point. The tears and sweat shed by the little sky, one day I will have my own sky, I want...what do I rely on...!"
"
When the singer Su was feeling proud, there was a roar above his head and something fell down.
When Su Mu looked up, he was shocked.
peat!!
What's this?
Why is there still a faint... strawberry smell?
He is worthy of being the former leader and top master of the Dragon Reverse.
At the critical moment, he put one hand against the wall and used the other hand to block the thing falling from his head.
It's better not to block it.
The huge water balloon burst directly.
Wow!!
It was like a big basin of water was poured directly on his head, and it was poured solidly on his head.
Su Mu understood it instantly.
My day.
Being calculated.
What the hell is this?
not good!
Another huge water balloon fell on his head.
This time, it's pineapple flavor.
What the hell...!
Ye Wanqiu, you have gone too far.
Actually playing with condoms?
Um?
Again?
Su Mu was scared to death.
One after another, water balloons were thrown at him as if they were free of money.
If he lets go now, he will fall directly. If he doesn't let go, there will be no way to avoid it.
Snapped!
Snapped!
Snapped!
Some of the water balloons hit the ground, and some fell to the ground. Su Mu finally couldn't hold the wall with his hand and fell down.
The light in the room was turned on, and Mr. Ye stuck her head out of the window, holding a big water ball in her hand. She suppressed a smile and shouted down with a cold face:
"Who did you drink with tonight?"
Su Mu had a tough talk, how could he surrender so easily:
"What are you drinking? Do you know how hard I work every day for you to win that project? Mr. Ye, why do you think that in your eyes, I am a person who drinks and drinks every day?"
Ye Wanqiu sneered and took out his mobile phone and threw it down from the third floor.
Su Mu quickly reached out and picked it up, and when he picked it up, his nose was almost crooked.
Zhu Ruirui sent a message to Mr. Ye.
"Sister Ye, let me borrow it from my brother-in-law for tonight."
What the hell...!
What an injustice.
"Little Ye Zi, listen to my explanation, this is what happened."
Mr. Ye said in a cold voice:
"Come up and explain slowly. I have plenty of time to listen to your explanation."
Su Mu climbed up again like a drowned rat and jumped into the house. Su Mu was dumbfounded.
Two water balloons as big as watermelons were placed side by side, with the keyboard that Mr. Ye bought specially for him last time on them.
Ning Yan suppressed her pretty face and didn't dare to laugh, nor did she dare to look at Su Mu. She just folded her hands on her chest, leaned against the door, and lowered her head to look at the two big water balls.
Mr. Ye, however, sat on Su Mu's bed with all his might, looking like an old Buddha, and said coldly:
"I don't want you to kneel down the first time. Stand up and press the S key with your left foot and the B key with your right foot. As long as you don't break the ball when you stand up, I will apologize to you. Go up. What are you waiting for?"
Su Mu chuckled, hunched his neck and kept winking at Ning Yan, but Ning Yan didn't look at him at all, but her face became increasingly red.
Obviously, her peripheral vision had been falling on Su Mu.
Su Mu is so angry.
His grandma's.
Damn woman, don't force me, this is a joke.
When I first practiced Qigong, my bare feet were stepping on embroidery needles under the 100-meter waterfall.
That's it?
Pediatrics.
He snorted, took off his shoes, came to the keyboard, and jumped slightly.
The thumbs of both feet stepped on the sb key exactly.
A ballerina would never be able to stand upright on her toes like him.
The two water balls were trembling up and down together. Su Mu stood proudly on the keyboard and looked at Mr. Ye provocatively.
Mr. Ye was dumbfounded.
Ning Yan was also stunned.
She came over in great surprise, walked around Su Mu several times, and asked in shock:
"how did you do that?"
Su Mu said proudly:
"So easy, drizzle... oops...!"
Before he finished speaking, Mr. Ye kicked a water polo hard.
The water ball burst and water flowed all over the ground.
Su Mu fell to the ground, and Ning Yan screamed and wet her feet.
However, Mr. Ye gritted his teeth and stared at Su Mu, turned around and walked away angrily.
Professor Ning glanced at Su Mu and said helplessly:
"Did you mess up?"
Su Mu looked up to the sky and sighed, then gritted his teeth:
"Professor Ning, please tell your conscience, who is playing with whom? You keep putting a condom on my head, and I can't even hide away. I want to remind you that the condom is in the wrong place, and you want to accuse me of playing a hooligan. I
It’s also very despairing.”
Ning Yan was stunned, her face turned red for a moment, she spat at Su Mu fiercely, turned around and ran away.
Su Mu is so depressed.
Grandma drops.
The ancients did not deceive me, but it is difficult to raise a villain and a woman.
Where did this go?
You've just confirmed your relationship, and there's still a long way to go before getting married. Why are you so fierce?
If we really live together in the future, wouldn't we be like monkeys crossing the Flame Mountain?
However, it seems that I am not quite right either.
At least, you should report it in advance.
Are you a bit too scumbag?
A scumbag is a scumbag, and his heart is not spent.
I take every one of them seriously.
On the other hand, Xiao Yezi's methods are becoming more and more varied.
Where did you learn such a crazy move like water smashing down from this suit?
And this kneeling keyboard.
He actually knew how to use local materials and add two water balloons to his divergent associations.