When I got off the bus, there were already well-trained staff waiting here. Even if I saw a huge and ferocious tiger, I was not afraid.
Because Greece is a vacation destination, and a large number of wealthy people come here, the business received by this high-end pet club is all kinds of strange:
For example, it is normal to receive an order to give a cheetah a bath. Middle Eastern rich people love cheetahs the most.
Another example is cleaning the teeth of a crocodile pet.
Trimming the hair of a Russian billionaire’s brown bear pet…
Of course, these staff members were all wearing protective gear. When they saw the original Ou Sihan walking down the carriage with lazy steps (he was still hungover), he must have been panicking in his heart!
Because the largest tiger is the Siberian tiger, the male is three meters long and weighs 350 kilograms. This guy Ou Sihan is fat and strong, with a body length of more than four meters and a weight of half a ton. The pressure is really not too strong!
Fortunately, the goat also knew exactly what these people were thinking, so he walked over and said to Ou Sihan like he was teasing a child:
"Zero! (the temporary name given to him), sit down."
Lao Ou immediately obeyed.
Then the goat continued:
"say hello."
Lao Ou then nodded to these staff members.
The staff members were immediately amazed, and some started to pick up cameras.
Then Lao Ou became a little impatient and walked directly to the nearest staff member without waiting for the goat to give instructions.
This person can stand at the front. He must be the bravest and most experienced. He is the kind who dares to put his hand into the crocodile's mouth to pick out its teeth. Therefore, he barely resisted running away, but his legs could not help but tremble.
Unexpectedly, the ferocious tiger in front of him slowly walked over and actually raised its paw. He was stunned for a moment until the goat reminded:
"Mr.zer0 would like to shake your hand."
The guy was immediately flattered and took out his hands to shake it.
Next, Ou Sihan was very energetic and dignified and shook hands with every employee present. Of course, the female employee at the back immediately took the time to take a photo and prepare to post it on WeChat.
After the project was completed, everyone breathed a sigh of relief:
Since this big tiger is very sensible and understands that a full meal is worse than a full meal, what is the difference between it and a cat?
If it's no different from a cat, I've taken care of more cats in my life than you have ever seen.
At this time, another customer parked next to the parking lot and was amazed when he saw this scene and looked very yearning.
And Lao Ou actually seemed to enjoy this feeling at this time, because even in his human form, he had never had the experience of being awed and followed by humans, let alone his original form.
Of course, if Fang Linyan were here, he could accurately tell that Ou Sihan was suffering from star syndrome.
That is to enjoy the feeling of being sought after and extremely willing to be worshiped by others, and you can pay any price for it: including but not limited to crazy dieting, surgery, hidden marriage, spending a lot of money on beauty, etc.
Therefore, Lao Ou, who was extremely vain, actually took the initiative to go over and shake hands with the male host, and then quietly took a photo with the excited and screaming hostess.
Finally, Lao Ou also patted the head of the trembling Russian Caucasian dog that was lying limply on the ground next to him------Tell him to calm down and don't be afraid, Tiger Daddy, I have eaten a lot today-------
-Finally, Shi Shiran swayed and dragged his huge body away gracefully and calmly!
The hostess of the house watched with nostalgia and envy as Lao Ou walked away. Suddenly, he smelled a foul smell in his nose. It turned out that his beloved pet even pooped and peed out. There was a strong sense of contrast and disgust.
flooded my mind.
To be honest, in fact, the purebred Caucasian dog he raised is already very domineering. It weighs 80 kilograms and is 86 centimeters tall. Even when walking on the street, he is really a giant. He usually messes with him.
There were many looks of amazement or envy.
But I’m afraid of comparison shopping. If you look at other people’s pets, compare them in terms of size, IQ, and appearance. They’re all amazing!!!
Ours is just a silly dog that eats a lot and poops a lot!
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Leaving aside the couple, the staff was already very attentive and led the way with the goat. The goat waved his hand and said lazily:
"I'll just go to the lounge and wait."
The staff were suddenly in a daze. Although this giant tiger seemed very sensible, what if the owner was not here and his bestiality became stronger? And they also knew very well that this kind of trained beast would only listen to the words of the breeder.
ah.
(Because the goat said on the phone that Ou Sihan was a tiger trained by the circus, the staff mistook him for a breeder.)
Although the staff did not say it directly, the goat also noticed their concerns and said simply:
"Mr. Zero is very smart. As long as others don't have any ill intentions toward him, then he will definitely not be a threat. Moreover, he can understand human speech. You can just treat him as a human customer. Don't worry."
The staff member walked towards Ou Sihan dubiously, and then said softly:
"Mr. Zero, can we take a shower now?"
Ou Sihan was impatient for a long time. He nodded hurriedly and raised his paw to wave. The people present immediately saw this body language, which meant leading the way.
Seeing this scene, the rest of the people felt relieved. When they started taking a bath, they were amazed because the tiger could turn over automatically and point to the itchy place with its paws and ask for more rubs.
This scene quickly spread with the pictures and videos that someone posted in the work group, so all the technicians who were not on the clock came to besiege them.
It's just that this tired and sweaty female staff member is a little strange, because she points to her crotch a lot of time and times?
Based on her many years of clinical experience, she concluded that this big cat was bitten by a tick on its 0o. So she could only call two more female colleagues to help with a careful inspection, and they lay on the ground and put their faces close to examine it in detail.
...
Ou Sihan was enjoying himself here, and the goat was chatting enthusiastically with his supermodel here. Suddenly he thought of something:
"By the way, I also have a pet that likes to eat lychees. I'll give it ten pounds."
The staff next to me was a little stunned:
"gentlemen......"
The goat is a little impatient:
"There's something wrong with your service here. With a charge of tens of thousands of euros, why don't you even give me some lychees? Forget it, just put it on the bill, right?"
The staff member smiled bitterly and said:
"Sir, that's not the case. You only brought Mr. Zero. Where is the other pet?"
The goat suddenly became excited! Damn it! After parking the car, I was really just taking care of Ou Sihan from beginning to end. After all, a huge tiger appeared in this downtown area. No matter how caring the pet shop employees were, they must be comforted.
....
So I forgot about Lao Lu behind. The key was to make a three-part agreement with them, telling them not to talk or act rashly after they reveal their original identities...
Then I started chatting with the little model!
"Oh no!" The goat suddenly jumped up and rushed towards the modified Range Rover.
Soon, he saw Lu Li on the back seat. Of course, this guy was now in the form of a male deer, but the deer's face was longer than that of a donkey, and his eyes were full of resentment.
The goat apologized hurriedly and frantically, and then specially arranged for several girls to bathe his other pet: the big buck. Seeing these beautiful girls rushing over, Lao Lu finally turned from anger to joy.
However, good flowers don't always bloom, and good things don't always come. The place where Lao Lu happened to be taken to be scrubbed was right next door to Ou Sihan.
When he witnessed Ou Sihan receiving an extremely warm welcome, and even the girls cleaning him were absent-minded and kept looking over, strong jealousy suddenly surged into his heart, making him suddenly feel that even lychees were not very good.
have eaten......
"Are these people in the God Realm blind? No one appreciates my old deer's smooth fur, handsome antlers, tall and powerful body, and graceful hoof shells? That stupid tiger has
What's good, be careful when the animalistic nature comes out and I swallow you one by one!"
Fortunately, the east is not bright and the west is bright. When entering the last two steps of washing, cutting and blow-drying, several little girls from the client’s family saw Lu Li. They were timid and still had a natural fear of big tigers, so their interest began.
Focused on Lu Li.
This greatly enhanced Lu Li's sense of superiority and self-esteem, so he began to transform into a horse and a nursery aunt in the second half of the game, playing with a group of children and having a great time.
The goat was a little sluggish at this time. He had booked the largest private room last night. Of course, it also had a full set of top-notch washing, cutting and blowing, but these two guys seemed to be having fun here and couldn't stop:
One is keen on shaking hands with adult humans and taking pictures, occasionally acting cute, and the other is the king of children...
The key is that both of them seem to have found the value of life!!
"Liars, they are all liars..."
At this time, the effect of the medicine has taken effect, and the angry goat said with tears: "When you were chatting, didn't you all say that you are a waste of money?! So that's how you are?"
After hearing about what happened to the goat, Fang Linyan almost laughed out of tears and said go ahead and do your work.
I can take the other two members of Chechiguo SHE to have fun and have fun, challenge their weaknesses, and seriously accept the test of evil capitalism.
The goat breathed a sigh of relief, someone finally took over the hot potato.
However, after everyone went to play together, Lao Lu and Lao Ou became enthusiastic about being sought after by humans.
The Holy Land of the Goddess is almost a country within a country. Accompanied by the deaconess of the church, the two big monsters can freely walk around the Divine Grace Square even if they show their prototypes.
Obviously, a tiger that likes to shake hands with people, but the key is not to hurt people, and a big deer that is willing to let children ride (key is free) are also very popular.
As for women, in Lao Ou’s words, when can’t we have fun?
After they found the value of their human (demon) life, they no longer had to worry about Fang Linyan and the goats. He could only call them after eating. During the rest of the time, Fang Linyan would go to the statue of the goddess almost every half a day or so.
Check out the artifact there.
This thing is now placed in the left palm of the statue and contained in a wooden box. For believers, they are devout and will not look directly at the holy face, so they can hardly notice such a change.
For Fang Linyan, it can be seen that there is a layer of light mist around the artifact. This should be the gas of chaos mentioned by the goddess. Watching it become less and less, Fang Linyan's mood began to become abnormal.
Excited.
As the day to enter space again gets closer, Fang Linyan becomes more and more nervous. After all, if his guess is correct, the next world will also be an extremely severe test! Whether he has the help of the artifact will directly determine his fate.
Success or failure, even life and death.
Fortunately, the goddess's credibility is very good. Just when the countdown was eight hours before entering the space, this brand-new artifact finally revealed its new veil!
Name: The Forge has not yet named it
Quality: artifact
Introduction: This is an artifact with the mysterious power of time. Although the forger's technique is still very rough, he just piled various precious materials related to time together, barely making it reach the combined value.
The effect is good, but its refining idea is still quite novel.
Therefore, if given time and certain stringent conditions are met, this artifact still has huge room for further improvement.
Of course, everyone who is planning to own this artifact must be warned that time is the most expensive thing for every life. The price of trying to drive this artifact and control time is also time! The power of using this artifact
If it can, its remaining survival time in this world will be rapidly reduced.
Passive ability: Sands of Time, this artifact will generate a grain of Sand of Time every hour, and can save up to 3/3 grains of Sand of Time.
Each time the sand of time is used, three months of life are consumed.
It allows the holder to have the ability to confuse time in a short period of time (within three to five minutes). This ability is currently immune to key enemies. (Including not limited to BOSS-level creatures, space warriors higher than you, etc.)
Active ability: Eight Wine Glasses blasts out terrifying flames of time, freezing the target in time for 4-10 seconds, making it difficult for the target to move, attack, or even use any props. In this state, only those with your permission can
Or only attacks with the ability to cross planes can cause damage to it.
Not only that, at this time the target is defaulted to 0 defense when attacked, and any damage is real damage to it as long as it takes effect.
If the enemy's attack already has a true damage effect, it will be directly doubled.
All related effects of this artifact are regular. Unless the target has a clear description such as "can restrain time-based spell effects", otherwise, it will definitely take effect.
Every time the eight wine glasses are used, two years of life will be consumed.
Active ability:???The artifact is not fully completed and has not been activated.
Active ability:???The artifact is not fully completed and has not been activated.