The twilight is vast, the night is shrouded, the night is hazy, the cold night is dense, the stars are bright, and the bright moonlight shines on the earth.
"Boss, you have the power to change your body shape. Why didn't you give it to me before? It made me lose my momentum in front of others." Nalan Hu said, lying on the window sill of the bedroom in his human form, looking at the sky outside the window.
"Tch, do you want it from me? I don't think so!" Nalanjie said to Nalanhu while wearing black clothes.
"Damn it, boss, you didn't even say so!" Nalan Hu directly transformed his clothes into black clothes with the power of beast energy and said to Nalan Jie, "Boss, can't you have your magic fighting spirit transformed clothes?
?Do you need to wear clothes?"
"You don't understand this. This is called experiencing the life of ordinary people! Okay, let's go!" Nalanjie patted Nalanhu, who transformed into a two-meter-tall fierce man, and said.
"Boss, you have become so thin, with a height of 1.8 meters and a body of a dead tree. Isn't it a bit unsightly?" Nalan Hu turned around and looked at the transformed Nalan Jie and said.
"You kid, we're not going to a beauty pageant. What if we transform into something so easy to do? What if we are seen by a beautiful woman and she has a crush on us? You can't say that you are the man in black!"
"That's right, boss, whose house should we go to first?" Nalan Hu said.
"The Sima family." After Nalanjie said that, two black shadows jumped out of Nalanjie's bedroom, and not even Nalan Haotian noticed them.
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Inside the Sima Mansion, outside the bedroom of the Sima family patriarch
"Brother, how did the moaning sound come from here?" A black figure with a strong body said hoarsely.
"How do I know? I'll know if I go in and take a look." A thin black figure also said hoarsely.
"That's right." The sturdy figure rushed in after saying, "Don't move to rob." The thin figure also rushed in.
"Ah! Help!" A woman's voice came from the bed.
The former figure suddenly stopped moving, and the latter figure walked forward in confusion and took a look: a man and a woman were lying naked on the bed. The man on the bed hurriedly pulled the quilt over the woman's naked body and asked loudly: "
What do you do?"
No matter how stupid they were, they knew it was not the right time. The thin figure said: "I'm sorry, you two continue, we will come back later." After saying that, he pulled the sturdy figure behind and ran to the Eight Immortals table in the bedroom.
Sitting down on the bench, I made myself a cup of tea and kept praising: Good tea.
The tough man took the tea from the thin man and asked: "Old, no, brother, were you there just now..."
"You are here, I asked you to come back later, come back later, come so early, they are carrying on the family line, it is not good for us to come in. Isn't it appropriate for children to understand?" After saying this, the thin man turned to the two who were still in shock on the bed.
The person said: "Go on, you two. I'm sorry to bother you. Just pretend we don't exist. Go on, go on."
The tough guy also said: "That's right, it's our fault, you continue."
What should we do if we ask you to cause trouble and you are just sitting here? Sima Yan put on a pair of pajamas and said, "Who are you? What are you doing here?"
The thin man said: "Since you don't continue, it's time to take care of our affairs. Have you heard of Nalanjie? I am... the killer he paid for. He said you took him.
If you want me to get the money back, Nalanjie and I will split it 50-50."
The tough man interrupted: "Brother, stop talking. You have finished all the lines. Don't forget that I am also the protagonist. Who, for Sima Yan, that boy named Nalanjie asked me to give
What do you want to say? I forgot, what’s the next line for Big Brother?”
"Tch, let you say you have forgotten..."
"Yes, it's the one that says, 'If you don't offend me, I won't offend you.'" the tough man continued.
"Shit, it's obviously 'I won't offend anyone unless they offend me'" said the thin man.
"That's right. Didn't I just use synonyms?"
Sima Yan was stunned for a moment. Aren't these two fools afraid that I would call someone?
The thin man also saw Sima Yan's confusion and explained: "Don't be confused, we are all god-level people, and the magic signal you sent did not go out at all. Don't get excited. Let's just leave it like this. I
Why do I have to explain so much to you? Second brother, take him away and go to the next house."
"Yes, brother." The tough man knocked out the woman on the bed, pulled off Sima Yan's space ring, and threw Sima Yan into a corner of his space ring. The two of them disappeared directly from Sima Yan's bedroom.
The two of them went on to commit several so-called robberies. However, they also learned to be smart. Before entering other people's bedrooms, they would check it with their spiritual senses. If that happened again, they would wait outside until they were done.
Go in.
"Boss, this is the last one, right?" the tough man said.
"Yeah." The thin man simply replied.
"But this guy is so energetic. It's been three hours and he's still doing it. It seems I have to grow up quickly and find a female bright tiger so that I can continue the family line." said the sturdy man.
"It will take decades to cut it off for you."
"Boss, can you just let me grow taller in your space ring?"
"no way."
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"Boss, it's almost dawn. This guy has been doing this for six hours. What the hell is this?" After saying this, the tough man kicked the door open and grabbed the man inside.
The thin man was stunned for a moment, said nothing, and disappeared directly from where he was, appearing in the busy city.
After a while, a tough man also flew over, "Boss, I can't teleport, I have to fly here by myself. Next time, you must teleport with me."
"Well, let them go, skin them all, and knock them unconscious."
"Oh." The sturdy man moved quickly and finished the work of fifteen people in a short time.
"Let's go home and listen to the news." The thin man and the sturdy man disappeared and appeared in Nalanjie's bedroom.