Chapter 60 The Perfect Combination of Poison and Honey - Jiang Yulang
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Of course, if you don’t fall in love again, you won’t fall in love again, and business still needs to be done. “You’re not worth your life if you’re charming.” Xiao Mimi is not here to talk about love.
Although romance is her main occupation, after getting the family letter and confirming the existence of the underground palace through various means, Xiao Mimi completely changed her job to get the chance to get the gold captain.
But the day after Xiao Mimi made all preparations and marched majestically towards Mount Emei, the news of the underground treasure house spread throughout the world, like a bolt from the blue, sending her from heaven to hell!
However, after thinking again and again, Xiao Mimi still took the road. With her martial arts and power, she naturally could not compete with the major sects. Under the huge temptation, those sweethearts could not count on her.
However, Xiao Mimi firmly believes that the secret map of the underground palace mechanism in her hand is a unique advantage. It depends on the present day to get the magical power!
Unexpectedly, just when Xiao Mimi was halfway there, an even more shocking news came out. The owner of the treasure house was an old god with high moral standing and selfless dedication. He would give away all the magic weapons and magical secrets in the treasure house to the destined people...
Xiao Mimi fainted at that time. After she regained consciousness, she cursed her for half an hour. She was so angry that she had more crow's feet!
However, after much thought, Xiao Mimi still continued on the road. She was lucky that the most precious treasure was not given away by the damn old god. Moreover, with more people in the treasure house, it would be more suitable to fish in troubled waters. Maybe it was a blessing in disguise.
What a blessing~~
During this period, she met someone by chance, a very important child, a child who in her opinion could be used as a talisman to prepare an escape route.
At this moment, the child was humming and digging in the ground. While Xiao Mimi was squeezing the child labor with peace of mind, she watched Jiang Xiaoyu and his entourage leave noisily and breathed a sigh of relief.
If it weren't for the fear of Black Spider's Qinggong, Xiao Mimi would have attacked and killed people just now. She was only one step away from successfully entering the treasure house. She would never allow accidents to happen. Fortunately, a group of brats left quickly without delaying her important event.
"Empress, I've found it! I've found it!!" After several cups of tea, Xiao Mimi, who was always alert to the movement in all directions, suddenly heard a voice that made her ecstatic. She rushed over and looked at the opening mechanism under the soil.
, trembling all over.
The hero who found the mechanism was an ordinary, thin little boy, seven or eight years old, with only pretty features. He was far inferior to Jiang Xiaoyu, Hua Wuque, Tie Xinlan and other handsome men and beauties. He was panting at this time.
Angry and blushing, he looked at Xiao Mimi's swollen breasts and said: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
"Do you want to kiss me?" Xiao Mimi bent down and let the boy peck her on the cheek. She smiled charmingly on the surface, but in her heart she was completely disdainful. "How old is this little pervert to think about women all day long? I don't care.
Here you go, can you be tough? Huh, if it weren’t for the good old man Jiangnan Daxia, you would have been a dead man when you caught me looking through the secret map of the agency!"
There is a good old man named Jiangnan Hero. Who is Jiangnan Hero? The former schoolboy named Jiang Qin is now the world's greatest hypocrite named Jiang Biehe. He has only one son - a man who is even more sinister and vicious than his father.
Jiang Yulang!
Treating Jiang Yulang as a talisman, haha... Such behavior can no longer be described as killing two people!
Of course, Xiao Mimi didn't know the nature of this kid who had been obsessed with her all the way. She was so sweet and said that she was as kind and beautiful as Guanyin, and that she would stay young forever. Although she looked down on Jiang Yulang in her heart, she would stay young forever.
It is indeed a woman's Achilles' heel, especially for an old woman like her who is about to move on and still pretends to be young. Every time this is said from the mouth of a seven or eight-year-old child, Xiao Mimi can't help but feel proud...
Back to the subject, after giving Jiang Yulang some insignificant sweetness, Xiao Mimi turned the mechanism step by step according to the instructions on the secret map of the mechanism. After a while, the sound of the secret passage opening sounded. She suppressed her excitement and got into the passage with Jiang Yulang.
Then he blocked the entrance and let Jiang Yulang clear the way. He followed him and walked step by step.
It is about a treasure house that contains endless wealth, magical weapons and peerless secrets. How can Xiao Mimi share it with others? She brought Jiang Yulang with her. Jiang Yulang's identity as the Jiangnan hero is a guarantee of retreat, in case he takes the treasure and escapes.
When he came back, he met people from the martial arts world, so he used Jiang Yulang as a shield. Even Taoist Master Shenxi must be afraid of the reputation of Jiang Biehe; secondly, it was to explore the road!
Xiao Mimi was seriously ill with suspicion. She didn't know the art of traps, but she was afraid that the traps on the trap map would go wrong or fail, which would cost her her life. That's why she let Jiang Yulang lead the way. He thought that if there were any traps, Jiang Yulang would be the first to step on them, so he wouldn't be hurt.
to myself...
However, if Xiao Mimi knew how Gao Xu, Lian Xing, and Su Ying came in, she would understand that with the designer's knowledge of the mechanism, there would be no mistakes or malfunctions at all. If there was a mistake, she would even find a hundred people to do it.
Opening a road is still a dead end!
After a long road, he came to the door at the end without any danger. Jiang Yulang pulled the door handle hard, holding in his face until he turned red, but he seemed to be completely unable to pull it. Not only was Xiao Mimi not surprised when he saw it, but there was also something in his eyes.
A flash of pride passed through.
After all, Jiang Yulang has an old man who is very powerful now, and his family's secret knowledge is also extraordinary. Although he is still young and a pervert, Xiao Mimi still gave him Yin Gong Powder for the sake of caution, and he had no internal strength.
An ordinary child can dig a hole with a shovel, but cannot pull a heavy stone door.
"Move aside!" Xiao Mimi waved her hand like a queen, stepped forward, held the handle, and used her inner strength to pull it. According to the secret map of the mechanism, behind the door is the core of the underground palace. In order to accommodate people,
No mechanism has been set up, which means that there is no need to worry about mechanism traps next. Instead, we need to deal with the old god who killed a thousand swords. Not to mention his stupid behavior, even if it is several other people who are also among the top ten evil people.
Xiao Mimi also had absolute confidence to kill him whether he calculated it mentally or not!
Are the martial arts backgrounds of Du Sha, Tu Jiaojiao, Haha'er and others complicated? Complex! But compared with Xiao Mimi, they are nothing compared to Xiao Mimi. She has 700 lovers and learns from almost every one of them.
One and a half moves. When it comes to the number of martial arts moves, it is simply astonishing!
It's a pity that a few moves are enough for really powerful moves. What's the use of learning hundreds or even thousands of rubbish moves? Xiao Mimi is the best example of greedy for more but not good. In this life, she will have a difficult life...
…
Of course, having said that, there are many advantages to having many moves. At least it allows Xiao Mimi to fight to the death with other villains. She may not be the winner in the end, so Xiao Mimi's confidence is not unfounded.
However, at the next moment, when the stone door opened slightly, Xiao Mimi's attention was involuntarily focused on the situation behind the door. Jiang Yulang, who had been blushing and thinking about bad things, suddenly raised his head, his eyes blooming like an eagle.
The terrifying light suddenly burst out!
In an instant, Xiao Mimi's ten important acupoints including Feishu, Xinshu, Dushu, Xioshu, and Ganshu were tapped all over. Not only did she freeze, she couldn't even speak a word.
There was an expression of horror and disbelief between his eyebrows!
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Yulang's short arms wrapped around Xiao Mimi's relatively slender waist, dragged her behind the door, reached the corner, and skillfully took out a short blade with a cold light from Xiao Mimi's arms.
Cut off the tendons of his hands and hamstrings of his feet one by one!
"Uh huh..." During this period, Xiao Mimi twitched and struggled like a dying fish, with blood splattering everywhere on the walls, but Jiang Yulang waved the short blade with one hand and clamped her hard with the other.
Finally, when he saw that she couldn't suppress her muffled moan, he simply inserted the short blade into her mouth and stirred her to death!
The groaning sound suddenly stopped.
"Old goblin, don't you like to suck men? I'll let you suck me again! I've had enough of your selling out these days!" In just a few breaths, Xiao Mimi changed from one of the top ten villains in the world to one of the most powerful villains in the world.
It turned into a puddle of mud that was unbearable to see. Only then did Jiang Yulang straighten up with satisfaction. First he spit on her face, then he rushed to the secret map of the agency that fell to the ground, picked it up, and dusted it off.
I dusted off the non-existent dust and started reading with great enthusiasm.
Xiao Mimi's gaze traced Jiang Yulang's figure. If glances could kill, Jiang Yulang would have been cut into pieces. If anger could burn, the underground palace would probably be turned into a cave of fire. It's a pity that she couldn't even lift a little finger.
Unable to move, he could only watch Jiang Yulang carefully put the secret map of the mechanism into his sleeve and return step by step.
"You must be very strange now, very strange, extremely strange. I take Yin Gong Powder on time every day. Why is my power still there? Why can I still tap your acupuncture points?" Jiang Yulang looked down at Xiao Mimi's scruffy face.
, laughed softly, and Xiao Mimi couldn't help but show an inquiring look, and then uttered five words, "I won't tell you!"
"But if I kill you with one knife, wouldn't it be too advantageous for you? So I want to tell you another secret..." Jiang Yulang seemed to want to vent all the resentment he had been having these days and played a cruel trick on Xiao Mimi.
After a while, he actually walked to the top of her head and took off his pants in one fell swoop!
Xiao Mimi originally thought that the vicious Jiang Yulang was going to shit and pee on her head as an insult. Unexpectedly, when she looked up slightly, her eyes suddenly froze, and there was extreme disbelief in her eyes, especially when Jiang Yulang still had great skills.
Unbelievable!!
Immediately, Xiao Mimi's eyes turned white, shook slightly, and then stopped moving!!!
"Die alive? Yes, yes, this is a good way to die..." Jiang Yulang leaned over to explore, chuckled, and then stabbed his chest and internal organs several times with a short blade, thinking to himself.
Even if Mimi learned a trick like the Turtle Breathing Technique to fake death from a certain lover, it was of no use before she stood up leisurely and turned around.
However, in this turn, Jiang Yulang, who had dealt with Xiao Mimi three times, also froze, because at some point, a girl in white stood quietly behind him, watching this scene without saying a word,
It seems like I have been watching it for a long, long time.
"Impossible, impossible!" This time it was Jiang Yulang who was in disbelief. Although he focused on Xiao Mimi, he was not concentrating on it. Instead, he looked around from time to time. The distance between this place and the entrance to the underground palace was
It was also dozens of feet away, so it should not disturb anyone in the palace. How did this girl get there?
"Sister, sister, you are so beautiful, like a fairy!" With all kinds of thoughts running through his mind, Jiang Yulang blushed again, lowered his head again, and instantly returned to a harmless state, facing the intruder.
Praising.
To be precise, it's not a compliment, because this girl who is only a few years older than him really has an indescribable temperament and grace. She is like a fairy wearing colorful and feathery clothes, illuminating the dark and empty underground passage like a fairyland.
Generally, his eyes couldn't help but be fascinated, and he walked over slowly.
The girl in white made no expression or action, and just stared at Jiang Yulang. Jiang Yulang was shocked and confused. Xiao Mimi's body was still on the ground. Anyone who saw it couldn't help but become wary, so Jiang Yulang didn't expect the girl to be fooled.
But he had lost the first move, so he had no choice but to give it a try!
In this move, he got slightly closer to the girl, and his body suddenly rose up. He kicked out with both feet in succession, hitting the chest and kicking the lower body. It was accurate and cruel. For a seven or eight-year-old child, it was already...
Quite rare!
But Jiang Yulang was facing Su Ying. The trap master who had long been able to break through all the traps and traps in the underground palace was able to arrive as soon as possible. He had mastered the Ming Yu Gong to close to the fifth level at the age of twelve.
A defiant little loli whose strength exceeds that of the heads of the seven sects and can compete with the world's top masters!
So in the next breath, a short body was thrown out heavily. No matter how hard the kick was, the severity of the injury would be severe. Jiang Yulang held back the pain and exclaimed in horror: "The gods and ghosts are unpredictable, how can a flower be replaced by a jade?"
Plop!
"You offend the fairies of Yihua Palace, you are ignorant, you deserve to die!" Before Su Ying could speak, Jiang Yulang suddenly knelt down, slapped himself four times from left to right, and then kowtowed desperately, bursting into tears.
With a runny nose, he said, "The villain didn't come here intentionally. It was this woman who kidnapped me. She is Xiao Mimi, one of the top ten evil people. She is so charming that she will not pay for her life. She seduces men all day long and brings shame to women. I really can't see it."
Go down and take action. Fairy Mingjian, fairy Mingjian!"
"So, not only can I not blame you, but I also want to thank you for eliminating harm in the martial arts world and fighting for women?" Su Ying finally spoke. A quarter of an hour ago, she never imagined that there was such a poison in the world.
The character mixed with honey, his means and heart are better than the most powerful poison, and his mouth and expression are comparable to the sweetest honey. No wonder Xiao Mimi was also angered to death. This seven or eight-year-old child is simply vicious.
It’s unimaginable!
"No, no, no! Being able to do something for a fairy is a blessing that a villain has earned over many lifetimes. How can he be qualified to be thanked by a fairy..." Jiang Yulang was still flattering, but Su Ying couldn't listen anymore.
, with a snap of his palm, he had already grasped the secret map of the mechanism from his arms. After a brief look, he nodded and said, "It's true. The master who designed the underground palace discovered Ouyang Ting's intention and tried to escape. It's a pity.
Ah, he was still killed by Ouyang Ting!"
Jiang Yulang quickly lowered his head and closed his mouth consciously. His extremely well-behaved appearance made Su Ying feel even colder in her heart. However, there was always a mental barrier for her to decisively kill a seven or eight-year-old child. She suddenly thought:
Then he asked: "You just didn't tell Xiao Mimi the secret of taking Yin Gong Powder but still having the power. Can you tell me?"
As soon as this statement came out, it meant that Su Ying had really arrived a long time ago, hiding everything in sight, and Jiang Yulang's previous lie that he had no intention of coming here was broken. The lie was exposed in person, and the person who could still remain calm was no longer there.
It's not much, but not only does his face stay red, but he can also chuckle. I'm afraid there are only Jiang Yulang and Jiang Biehe and his son in the world!
Su Ying was surprised: "Why are you laughing?"
"The first thing I laughed at was Xiao Mimi. She thought that the Yin Gong Powder she got from the disciples of the Mitian Sect was some kind of strange poison, but she didn't know that my father taught me to recognize poisons since I was a child. Yin Gong Powder is simply childish!"
Jiang Yulang was not lying after all. Jiang Biehe in this world had the experience of the Valley of the Evils. In addition to his strong martial arts skills, he also had considerable knowledge in poison techniques. As a villain, he did not use poison techniques.
Wouldn't it be a loss?
A dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, and the son of a mouse can dig holes. This sentence is not entirely correct, but it is undoubtedly true for Jiang Yulang. He is so vicious and cunning at a young age. It is obviously his father Jiang Yulang.
Qin "teaches well".
"You know the poison and the method of detoxification, but where did you find the time to prepare the medicine? Xiao mimi must have been watching closely along the way..." Su Ying blinked her eyes in confusion, but before she could ask, Jiang Yulang took the lead in an understanding manner.
He explained that he did not dare to seduce the appetite of the people in the Flower Palace, "Of course, that old fairy Xiao Mimi will not give me time to prepare the medicine. Every night before going to bed, she has to tap on my sleeping point before I can sleep with peace of mind!"
But she never expected that I would quickly spot one of her weaknesses - fear of water!"
"This old fairy is not good at water. When she arrived at Sihai, she was in a hurry, but did not choose the quick and convenient waterway. It was still the same in Anqing. From her eyes, I could see her fear of water, but in order to keep her skin tender and smooth
Flexible, she still has time to take a bath every day, so she doesn’t have to worry about drowning in the bathtub..."
"The old goblin has too many tricks all over the world, and they are all quite powerful. But this time she is hunting for treasure. She doesn't want anyone to notice her whereabouts. She doesn't dare to stay in big inns, so she stays in small places. The services in small places are better.
If it’s not good, I’ll be busy and she’ll enjoy it…”
"Before taking a bath, I was under surveillance and had no time; during the bath, the old goblin asked me to rub her back, but there was still no time; only when she finished taking a bath, closed her eyes, and daydreamed about eternal youth,
In order to be able to do something, my antidote was secretly prepared one at a time, bit by bit, and I took it this morning under the pretext of convenience and restored my power!"
Su Ying listened silently. What Jiang Yulang said was not complicated. He just took advantage of Xiao mimi to relax her vigilance after taking a bath. However, the hardship, forbearance, pain, and weirdness contained in it are very few people can understand. Xiao Mimi is not someone who is easy to fool. If you just think that she is good at charming, you would be totally wrong. How can she be ranked among the top ten villains who make people in the world fearful? How can she be like this?
Thinking of this, Su Ying felt strange again. Could it be that Xiao Mimi hadn't searched Jiang Yulang's body for so many days? After just one search, all the efforts were wasted. Where did he hide the collected medicinal materials?
"Do you really want to know?" Just as she was about to ask, Su Ying met Jiang Yulang's eyes and immediately understood what he meant. She suddenly felt nauseated, turned her head, took a deep breath, and changed the question. Another question, a question that makes Xiao mimi die in silence,
"Are you a boy or a girl???" (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)