Chapter 212 All kinds of pleasures [asking for monthly tickets]
Li Yuanxing knew in his heart that this was just a little magic trick. In future generations, a search on Du Niang revealed at least ten ways for you to do this little trick of spontaneous combustion without fire.
If it weren't for the limited materials available in Datang, Li Yuanxing could have used more tricks.
Taking a few steps forward, Li Yuanxing picked up the incense, and just shook it a few times in his hand, and the incense started to burn on its own. Li Yuanxing shook it a few more times to let the fire go out, and gave the incense to Lao Lang and Li Chang respectively.
Three branches.
"Heaven and earth are a mirror!" When he read this, Li Yuanxing forgot the words.
The encyclopedia of pretending to be gods and ghosts that I found in the computer database last night was dedicated to this kind of ritual.
result……
At the critical moment, Li Yuanxing forgot the lyrics and couldn't remember even half of the part he had just memorized.
"Damn it!" Li Yuanxing cursed, and everyone was stunned. Li Yuanxing slapped the incense case hard: "I, Li Yuanxing, will accept a retainer today. From now on, heaven and earth will bear witness. These retainers are family members and the servants of the head of the family.
In the family, the status is lower than the head of the family, equal to the main members of the family, and higher than the family branches."
What a high salary!
Li Chang and Lao Lang were so shocked that they didn't know what to say.
Li Yuanxing lifted the chicken with one hand, cut off the chicken head with one knife, and waved the knife: "This is an offering to heaven and earth. Please give me instructions quickly!"
As Li Yuanxing spoke, he poured chicken blood into several bowls.
An even more astonishing scene appeared. The bowl containing the talisman water suddenly sprayed like water from a spring. The water mist spread on the table, and two lines of words appeared on the yellow paper on the incense table.
One side reads, King Qin’s retainers are also servants of the family! The other side reads, Loyalty protects the master, and the master protects the family!
Done! Li Yuanxing breathed a sigh of relief. The next step is the last step. The key lies in the pile of rice. The rice is just a cover, but the real mechanism is under the rice.
A little spark splashed up, and with a burst of fire, the heat wave blew up the yellow paper and burned it in the air.
"Drink the blood wine, and you will become my retainers in Prince Qin's palace, as well as my family members, Li Yuanxing!" Pour the wine into the bowl of chicken blood.
This seems to be different from what they imagined. Li Chang and Lao Lang have lost their ability to analyze and judge. All of this is really shocking. This is the first time His Highness King Qin has shown his magic power, and the first time he has shown his magic power in front of everyone.
Communication with heaven, this is the real magic of the gods.
Compared with those monks and Taoists who pretend to be gods and ghosts, the tricks they do are completely different.
"Done!" Li Yuanxing clapped his hands and bowed to the sky: "Thank you all, see you in heaven later!" After Li Yuanxing finished speaking, everyone felt that a gust of wind seemed to be blowing by them.
True or false.
This will naturally be true. Even Li Yuan does not doubt that it may be false.
However, Li Yuanxing did not give the task force a chance to ask questions, and immediately ordered the incense case to be removed, and then asked Li Yuan to move it to the west campus.
The incense table was dismissed, but Qiuxiang quickly collected all the items on the incense table, took it directly to the craftsman's room at the back, found a large stove, threw it in, and burned everything.
Li Yuanxing's explanation was that the things he had used must not be touched by others again. So he burned them all, in case someone with ulterior motives used these things that were stained with fairy energy.
Adding chaos to the world.
Qiuxiang is a little suspicious.
The last evidence has also been destroyed, not to mention that this is the matter of His Highness King Qin, who dares to think too much.
It will only become more and more popular.
Li Yuanxing was satisfied. Lao Lang and Li Chang were still kneeling in front of the words "Heaven and Earth", and they were thanking God. I heard from Bai Erwa that this thank you would take at least an hour, and if it lasted longer, they would kneel until tomorrow.
Li Yuanxing pulled Bai Erwa: "Go and tell those two, just kneel down for a while. God is very busy, and I don't have time to keep an eye on them. What matters is the intention, not the situation. Go back and do a few good deeds to accumulate virtue, and that's it."
It’s just to truly thank God. So there’s no point in kneeling!”
"What are you doing to accumulate virtue?" Bai Erwa asked again.
"For example..." Li Yuanxing really didn't know what kind of things accumulated merit in the Tang Dynasty. Moreover, the strength of these two guys was killing people, not doing good deeds.
Killing! This skill is great. Li Yuanxing pulled Bai Erwa over and said: "To eliminate evil is to accumulate virtue, such as those monks who cheat, or the robbers who rob families. This is to eliminate evil. Of course, Xiang Laolang often gives those
The veteran soldiers who are disabled in the army also accumulate virtue. If they still don't understand, let them ask Yuan Tiangang!"
Bai Erwa understood and ran quickly.
West Campus! A wooden ladder-shaped stand has been built. It is not painted and is made of pure logs.
Li Yuan's seat was naturally at the highest point.
"Let me talk about two happy things first, drink happily and eat happily." Li Yuanxing clapped his hands, and the servant came up with a big clay pot. First there was pig's trotters, then wine.
Li Yuanxing did not explain what the pig's trotters were, but pointed at the school grounds.
"There will be a ball game here later. It is different from the polo played in Chang'an City. This game is more interesting." After Li Yuanxing finished speaking, he called a newly trained referee and told all the nobles about the game.
rule.
Li Yuanxing plays rugby, but the rules are different. The names of positions are cancelled, and each team considers its own formation. Then it goes to the bottom for three points, then goes to the bottom and goes into the goal for four points. The ball is shot into the goal for two points, and it is scored.
One point is added above the goal.
Li Yuanxing's stadium is also larger and wider than a regular rugby field.
It is about thirty meters long and about ten meters wide. The number of participants is also different from that of modern rugby. There are sixteen people on each side. This number was suggested by Lao Lang because it fits the needs of the Tang Dynasty's military formation.
numbers, so the final number of players became sixteen.
Sixteen people enter the field on both sides, and there are thirty-six reserve candidates. The same thing as rugby is that sixteen people attack and sixteen people defend. The offense and defense can use different people from the two teams. Then there are twenty substitutes. Then
That is, each team has a conductor, and this conductor is equivalent to the coach in later generations.
Then there are six medical officers and six referees. One head referee is in charge of the midfield, four linesmen, plus a courtside assistant, who is responsible for turning over the cards to show the score, and the person who records the substitutions. This person was originally
A military commander.
A big bowl of meat, I don’t know what kind of meat it is, but it’s delicious.
The large bowl of wine is naturally the best wine from Qin Wangzhuang.
There seemed to be a martial arts competition on the field. There was wine and meat, and it was naturally very enjoyable to watch the competition. Old Devil Cheng couldn't stop laughing.
"Is there anyone who has placed a bet?" A little eunuch held a tray with red words on one side and white words on the other.
When two teams compete, there is naturally a winner.
Li Yuanxing said to Li Yuan at this time: "If it is just a martial arts competition, then this will be boring. My father must like this game, it is far more beautiful than polo."
In Li Yuanxing's view, polo is just a very elegant game without the intensity of competition.
Real competition requires men to be rough. Li Yuanxing likes football. Although he often mourns for a certain team, he still likes it. It is impossible to make competitive football here in the Tang Dynasty, and it is impossible for men in the Tang Dynasty to play it.
Football is a very technical game.
football!
There is no more appropriate sport than this, especially since the players on the field are all Li Yuanxing's personal guards. The difference is that one of them is stationed on the east side of Qinwangzhuang, called Dongying, while the other one is stationed on the west side of Qinwangzhuang.
, known as Xiying. The two sides themselves are competing with each other.
With Li Yuan, the supreme emperor, being here, of course it would not be Li Jing's turn to start the match.
Li Yuanxing personally picked up a gong, and the young eunuch gave it a small hammer with both hands.
Dang! There was a sound, and all the players who had formed their formations on both sides bent down. This action made all the generals feel inexplicable. But then, the eight people in the front rushed forward quickly, eight people on one side, and two people on both sides.
Sixteen people, collision.
The clothing here does not have the high-end protective gear of later generations, but the craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty had a way.
Leather, bamboo, and a small amount of steel were used to make the protective gear used at this time. Especially for the shoulders, five layers of thick leather were added. The visual impact caused by the collision at the moment was wild.
The two sides were evenly matched and began to compete with each other.
Someone nearby started to rush forward to protect the one holding the ball.
There is another difference between the rules of football in the Tang Dynasty and that of later generations, that is, hugging, throwing, throwing, and blocking are allowed. However, fists, elbows, kicks, and other purely offensive actions are not allowed.
However, I saw a member of the red team rush out, pull away a member of the white team, throw another one, and then hug and throw another person, and also grabbed the belt of a member of the white team. He temporarily fought against the four people, leaving behind him
The player with the ball rushed out quickly, and a player in white clothes next to him rushed to pounce, but was blocked by another player in red clothes, and the two twisted together.
One step, two steps, five steps, ten steps in one breath.
But on Bai Yi's side, the two of them worked together, and one pushed the other up when he was still three steps away from taking the team member.
With one powerful move, the player in red was knocked down, but the ball was still held tightly in his arms.
The red team conductor on the sidelines yelled: "What's in your head? Is it porridge? You don't know whether to pass the ball, you stupid pig, you only know how to eat and sleep!"
On the other side, the commander of the white team was also yelling, which meant that he should have divided his team to block the opponent earlier, but it was too late.
"Okay!" Cheng Motou shouted and jumped directly onto the table.
Yuchi Gong was chewing on the pig's trotters, but the impact just now stunned him. He held a bone in one hand and stuffed the pig's trotters in his mouth, staring blankly. After Cheng Motou shouted, he also turned around
God came, pointing at the white team and scolding: "What a bunch of fools, do you know how to split into teams to intercept, you fools!"
On the white team's side were Li Yuanxing's original 500 personal guards, who had lived together with Yuchi Gong and had been trained by Yuchi Gong. Regardless of whether it was a mistake or not, since he didn't block anyone, Yuchi Gong would naturally scold him.
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