[This chapter is dedicated to the vice version of Pisces]
Yin Zhiping's misery made the girls shy and blush, but this story sounded really interesting.
Lian Yue told it as if it was just a story, but it made the girls laugh so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.
When Li Yuanxing heard this story at night, he also found it interesting, but he just laughed.
"Don't Wulang think it's funny?" Lu Qiuyu asked Li Yuanxing.
Li Yuanxing smiled bitterly and shook his head: "It's not funny, but it feels scary. As a man, when I think of such terrible things, I am so scared that I dare not go out." Li Yuanxing's words were half true and half false, and Lu Qiuyu couldn't help but laugh.
Mouth.
Li Yuanxing didn't dare to say whether he was really afraid or fake, but he was certain that the drug would definitely be listed as a taboo.
"Your Highness, tonight is Du Shuangyu's happy day." Lu Qiuyu reminded.
Li Yuanxing understood what Lu Qiuyu meant. He was asking himself whether he should go and give a blessing. But Li Yuanxing shook his head: "I can't go through. I just sent Lu Maofeng to replace me and rewarded me with a few bolts of silk."
Li Yuanxing was the King of Qin, so naturally he couldn't just take a concubine and go there in person.
If it is a big wedding, it is different as the officiant, but this is just concubinage.
Du Shuangyu, a pair of beautiful twins given to her by Li Yuanxing, can be said to have taken advantage of her.
This kid pretends to be poor, but he can't squeeze much money out of it, and who is Du Shuangyu, the little devil in the world? Recently, I heard that even Old Devil Cheng likes this kid and even gave him a short knife as a token of encouragement.
What's more, Du Shuangyu came out of seclusion a little late, and everyone else had already left Chang'an for Liaodong.
Among the little guys who stayed in Qin Wangzhuang, no one dared to punish Du Shuangyu without a villain in the lead.
Du Shuangyu! He is also a famous figure in Chang'an City.
Don’t drink when you enter a liquor store, don’t attract butterflies when you enter a brothel, don’t play with money when you enter a casino, don’t study when you enter an academy!
Therefore, Du Shuangyu really didn’t have anyone to teach him about bridal chambers. How could he, who often visited brothels, not know how to bridal chambers?
Everyone drank wine, ate meat, drank too much, and became happy, so they went to the bridal chamber and dispersed.
But that night, a sergeant on patrol discovered that someone had hanged himself in Prince Qin's Manor.
This was a big deal. Lu Maofeng did not dare to neglect and immediately reported to Li Yuanxing: "Your Highness, the twin girls you gave to Du Shuangyu hanged themselves. Fortunately, they were discovered by the sergeant on night watch, otherwise it would have been a big deal!"
"Hang yourself!" Li Yuanxing's scalp exploded: "I ask myself, although they are slaves, I did not abuse them!"
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyan, the backyard manager on duty, also quickly put on his formal clothes and came to the front hall.
In the hall, two young girls were still kneeling on the ground and crying. The dazzling red marks on their necks looked at Li Yuanxing's scalp. Du Shuangyu stood aside with a strange expression on his face. He had not yet
Figure out what's going on here?
Lian Yue, the steward of the outer courtyard, also arrived and stood at the bottom.
"Tell me, what happened?" Li Yuanxing was really angry, hanged himself, and committed suicide.
Such a thing happened in his own Qin Wangzhuang. As a modern person, Li Yuanxing felt that he was driving people to death. Did he do something wrong?
Wu Zhao also arrived. Without asking what happened, he just came to Li Yuanxing and whispered: "There must be a misunderstanding!"
Li Yuanxing opened his mouth to ask a question, but Wang Yuyan took the initiative to stand up: "Your Highness, let me ask you about the matters in the backyard!"
"You ask!" Li Yuanxing sat on the chair angrily.
Wang Yuyan came to Lian Yue and whispered a few words. Lian Yue nodded and whispered in the ears of the two girls.
The two girls cried and answered, using their Goguryeo language mixed with Chinese. When Lian Yue was in Shuofang City, she knew some Goguryeo language, but she was afraid that she heard wrongly.
After getting Wang Yuyan's permission: "Go and ask Cui Pu to come over and help with the questioning!"
Mrs. Cui Pu was the one who gave Cui Yiye the gift. Because the matter was special, she had to make a stir at night.
Cui Yiye also came over. He was afraid that his woman would be scared in such a situation.
After Cui Pu went to ask, she did not dare to answer directly, but told Cui Yiye. After hearing this, Cui Yiye glanced at Du Shuangyu, and then saluted Li Yuanxing: "Your Highness, please allow me to ask Du Shuangyu
Ask questions!”
"Ask, ask clearly what happened?" Li Yuanxing's tone was filled with anger.
Cui Yiye came to Du Shuangyu and said, "Pisces, did you have a wedding at night?"
"That's a natural bridal chamber." Du Shuangyu was really confused and didn't understand what was happening!
Cui Yiye then said to Li Yuanxing: "Your Highness, the thing is like this. After the wedding, the two women did not fall in love, so they thought they were unchaste. After dawn, Du Shuangyu found out that they did not fall in love, and he would definitely be angry. Instead of being cheated after dawn.
Beating him to death is better than killing himself at night!"
Cui Pu didn't know where her courage came from, so she took a step forward and said, "Your Highness, they are innocent!"
What a nonsense! Since when did people in the Tang Dynasty care so much about chastity? There are also cases of remarriage.
Seeing Li Yuanxing's strange expression, Wang Yuyan came to Li Yuanxing and explained: "Your Highness, if you want to gain status in the family and become a concubine before becoming the mistress, then virginity is naturally good. If
No, she will be a bitch concubine from now on."
Li Yuanxing still didn't understand and shook his head gently.
This time Lu Maofeng spoke: "Your Highness, they are gift slaves. Tie Ying paid the price of a virgin. If they were not, it would be the same thing for our Qin Wangzhuang to trouble Tie Ying. The two of them went back and were messed up by Tie Ying.
Beating to death with a stick is the lightest punishment. But Your Highness, please listen to the last words, Tie Ying does not dare to give Qin Wangzhuang a lie!"
This is going to kill people. Li Yuanxing thought about it over and over. After all the problems were put together, this matter was full of weirdness.
"It will be dawn in two hours, and Pisces will leave home for the war. Pisces has to leave, as it is a matter of great importance to me. But I cannot let Pisces go off to war with his worries. Call the female doctor!"
Li Yuanxing's words meant that he was about to undergo a physical examination.
Mrs. Cui Pu once again took the initiative to stand up, not for anything else but because these women were also from her Goguryeo family.
Soon, the results of the test came out. Wang Yuyan whispered in Li Yuanxing's ear. The expression on Li Yuanxing's face froze. He laughed, but he really couldn't laugh.
After thinking for a long time, Li Yuanxing finally spoke: "Yiye, take this bastard down and ask him about his wedding. The two girls are still perfect, what the hell is going on!"
Wu Zhao didn't understand and looked at Li Yuanxing with his big eyes.
Li Yuanxing whispered: "The tragedy of the lack of sex education is probably because we went to the wrong door."
Wu Zhao smiled very happily. He jumped off the chair and went back. There was no more excitement here.
After Cui Yiye asked, the result was exactly the same as what Li Yuanxing had guessed.
"You bastard. What a bastard. You disturbed my rest." Li Yuanxing walked out angrily.
When he walked to the door, he turned around and said: "Pisces, go back immediately and start the wedding again. Don't miss the departure time after dawn. Ichiye, please listen to me. If such a bastard thing happens again, I will hold you accountable!"
"
Cui Yiyexin said it was none of his business. You, Du Shuangyu, were in and out of brothels at the age of ten, and you still made such a mistake.
The two girls cried with joy.
In the early morning of the next day, Li Yuanxing got up early and listened to Lu Maofeng's report while playing Wuqinxi:
"Your Highness, that boy Du Shuangyu set out, and his feet were a little unsteady, and he couldn't even get on the horse. The general sent a carriage to take him to Yaozhou, and then he changed the equipment and set off with people. I guess he can ride the horse!
"
Li Yuanxing was smiling in his heart.
Du Shuangyu, you Du Shuangyu, one night is equivalent to four bridal chambers, and you can still walk out of Qinwangzhuang because you are strong, but this thing is really funny.
"When you send someone to deliver wine to Xie Ke, tell me about this fun!"
Lu Maofeng smiled and bowed before retreating. He was going to go to Xie Ke to tell the story in person.
The days of spring plowing passed quickly, and everyone was nervous, even the aristocratic families. After all, the Tang Dynasty was still a mainly agricultural society and had not really entered industrialization. The most important thing was that the food in the Tang Dynasty was not enough.
After finishing the affairs of Qin Wangzhuang, he was in the study room preparing the things he would bring back to modern times.
"Your Highness, the imperial edict has arrived!"
"Imperial edict?" Li Yuanxing couldn't figure out what imperial edict was being played at this time. It was a smooth and peaceful day when suddenly an imperial edict arrived, which gave Li Yuanxing a very bad premonition.
The person who delivered the order was Eunuch Gao. After seeing Li Yuanxing, he first saluted: "Old slave, I send my regards to His Highness."
"You make me very nervous!" Li Yuanxing saw that the ceremony of Eunuch Gao's edict was too formal. Obviously, this edict was not an edict in Li Er's personal name, but came from Tianying Pavilion and would be announced to the world.
Imperial decree.
Eunuch Gao waved his hand to the people behind him, indicating that these people could leave. The imperial decree was deemed to have been read.
After handing the imperial edict to Li Yuanxing with both hands, Eunuch Gao said: "The Holy Father said that His Highness doesn't care about this, so he treated it as a treat and a banquet!" Why did Li Yuanxing get weirder the more he heard it.
Open the imperial edict and take a look, okay! It’s a fine again.
The reason this time was that Li Yuanxing mobilized the army during spring plowing. Although he was fighting for the country, he did not care about the people's livelihood. He was fined a special salary of five years to compensate for the hardship of having no one in the family of the Twelve Guards to do the spring plowing.
The money was distributed by the Ministry of Household Affairs, which deducted it from Li Yuanxing's salary.
"I said, Lao Gao, is this to settle the accounts or to confuse the world?" Li Yuanxing rolled up the imperial edict and put it on his waist. He casually took a string of pearl bracelets and gave it to Eunuch Gao. Eunuch Gao accepted it unceremoniously.
, and then whispered: "The Holy One said that His Highness is wise, so there is no need to let those brainless people know the details of spring plowing!"
Li Yuanxing nodded silently, but felt a little unhappy after taking the blame.
Eunuch Gao ordered someone to bring a box: "Your Majesty has some small toys. If His Highness likes them, you can keep them."
"Stay, the emperor's heart is the best gift. Please go back and repay the emperor. I am very poor recently. Either ask the Ministry of Household Affairs to borrow a hundred thousand yuan of flowers, or lend me 30,000 strong labor. Or
, I asked my brother to call on the Twelve Guards again. No matter whether the war is like working, eating food and getting money, just don’t let the sergeants suffer!"
Li Yuanxing's words seemed like a joke.
Eunuch Gao did not dare to take it as a joke, and returned to the palace after saluting. (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)