Journey to the West: People in Heaven, Working 9 to 5 Chapter 103: Criticizing Thunder Generals and Angry People Online When Chu Hao said something, Sun Wukong was stunned on the spot and said angrily:
"Prison God, it's not like you haven't seen the demons in Huaguoshan suffer disaster, and it's not like you haven't seen my old grandson being attacked by surprise. Do you know how much I suffered in the Liandan Furnace!"
"You still tell me that I'm not at fault? God of Hell, I believe you!"
Chu Hao shook his head, "Didn't your Huaguo Mountain lose nothing to a demon monkey? I still saved it."
"And you, just be content with how uncomfortable it is in the alchemy furnace. What kind of cultivation and magical powers do you have now?!"
Sun Wukong was at a loss for words for a moment, "This...that's my old Sun Fu's great destiny!"
Chu Hao took out two bottles of wine and said very unhappy: "No, I have to tell you today. Our heaven is a reasonable heaven and we will not bully you."
Sun Wukong scratched his head and said, "Then in my heavenly palace, should I still cause trouble?"
"Take a rest first. You have to take a breath even if you hang yourself. You can't have a glass of wine to strengthen your courage while making a fuss in heaven!" Chu Hao rolled his eyes.
Sun Wukong touched his nose and sat down angrily, "That seems to be the truth, then I will... have a drink! Just one cup, absolutely no more!"
So, Sun Wukong, who had already made a scene in front of the Lingxiao Palace, had a drink with Chu Hao outside the Lingxiao Palace.
Sun Wukong keeps complaining, I can't live this life, those gods and Buddhas always bully me, they don't treat me as a human being... blah blah blah...
Wang Lingguan and the thunder generals over there were dumbfounded.
"It's over, the demon monkey in the Heavenly Palace and the prison god in the Heavenly Palace are having a drink."
"Then...do you want to invite Tathagata Buddha?"
"This...uh..."
"You must ask, otherwise it will ruin things!" Wang Lingguan immediately decided.
He is the one who knows about the great calamity of Journey to the West. If he is not invited, something big will happen!
General Lei was a little confused, "Then... wouldn't it be too much of a fanfare, as if everyone has surrendered?"
Wang Lingguan gritted his teeth and said, "Just follow the orders! Go and invite me!"
Well, although I don’t know why, Lei Jiang can only obey orders.
No matter how foggy it is, you can't run away from the work you have to do.
Chu Hao also noticed the leaving Lei General, but he couldn't help but smile.
This thunder general Chu Hao had met before. He was Nezha's old acquaintance in heaven, and he was the opposite of Li Jing.
Nezha had always hated Li Jing, and he was familiar with this general from time to time. Later, Nezha worked under Chu Hao.
Chu Hao also often instilled some special ideas into this thunder general.
For example: I am very active at work, but I have a brain problem.
For example: I will probably get a brick today, and my boss will avoid a luxury car for a day.
For example: Do people live just to go to work? Do you have dreams?!
Over time, this young man's thoughts became very dangerous and his behavior became extremely lazy.
Chu Hao was just unintentional at that time, but Wang Lingguan actually asked him to send a letter asking for help, which surprised Chu Hao.
Could it be that it is so interesting somehow?
This young man should make the Western world very happy.
Chu Hao felt relieved and concentrated on drinking tea with Sun Wukong.
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In the distance, Ananda and Kasyapa stood outside the Nantian Gate for a long time, but still no one came to ask for help.
At this moment, they are like two young men waiting for the baton.
But they didn't know that their baton was snatched away halfway.
The two of them had black lines all over their heads,
"What's going on? It's been a long time."
"Where is my help letter? Where did the big help letter go!?"
"Why is this so slow? No way, no matter how powerful Wang Lingguan is, it's time to come out and ask for help!"
"How about...wait a little longer?"
Ananda and Kasyapa felt troubled.
It’s over. Isn’t this an extraneous incident?
Further away, Tathagata Buddha is hidden in the clouds.
Under the shining golden Buddha light, Tathagata Buddha's face is dark.
"This damn anomaly!"
"How can you still rest after half of this havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"
Tathagata Buddha only feels that his teeth are itching and making a rattling sound.
"Why don't we just take action to suppress it?"
But Tathagata changed his mind and thought that it would be difficult to handle.
Once he intervened directly, the West's reputation dropped a lot. Instead of people asking him to do things, he became begging to do things for others.
Come on, he is a big boss from the West, and he has many causes and effects that affect his whole body.
The Tathagata could only stand still.
At this moment, the Tathagata Buddha was so anxious that he even directly used the Buddhist magical power - clairvoyance!
He saw that the thunder general holding the letter for help was slowly walking out of the Tongming Hall, and he looked back from time to time to look at the handsome figure of the Prison God.
I feel that this young man has lost his sense of oppression because the Prison God is too strong, so it seems very careless to send a letter for help.
When Tathagata Buddha saw this, his face turned dark immediately, "You are not the son of man, you are not the son of man!"
"If this delivery is slower, then Sun Wukong will directly surrender. What should the Western world do?"
"Just let me help you!"
Tathagata was anxious and directly used his great supernatural powers.
The general who sent the letter for help took a step forward, and suddenly felt that the world around him seemed to be speeding up, so fast that he couldn't help but close his eyes.
When he opened his eyes, he realized that he had left Nantianmen inexplicably.
Lei Jiang looked confused, "What's going on? Wasn't I in there just now? Why did I come out in the blink of an eye?"
Although Lei Jiang is a true immortal, Tathagata's quasi-sage method is so powerful that Lei Jiang cannot notice it.
However, General Lei didn't pay attention and continued walking forward, slowly heading towards the Western Paradise.
Ananda Kassapa, who had been hiding outside the Nantian Gate, was so anxious that he almost jumped out and grabbed the general and scolded him.
"Can't your mother hurry up? Momojiji, are you your mother's turtle?"
Tathagata Buddha couldn't sit still and sent a message to Ananda Kassapa, "You pretend to be passing by and meet him!"
Ananda Kasyapa jumped out quickly and walked past the thunder general very deliberately.
Ananda Kasyapa walked several times in front of the thunder general, coming and going, just to have the chance to pass by the thunder general.
But the devil knows that this thunder general is like a blind man. Ananda Kassapa's shoes were worn out and he even farted all the way. The thunder general did not raise his head to look at them.
Until Ananda Kasyapa "accidentally" bumped into Lei Jiang's shoulder very carelessly, and Lei Jiang was startled.
Lei Jiang suddenly seemed to realize something and shouted:
"Hey! Isn't this Venerable Ananda? Venerable Kassapa is also here?"
Ananda, Kasyapa: "..."
Did your mom finally see me?!!
Am I a ghost? I don’t even want to look at it?!
Lei Jiang is just a little lazy and undisciplined, especially since Chu Hao has instilled so much advanced work awareness, he is like a salted fish with both sides burnt.
I'm too lazy to turn over.
When he saw Ananda and Kassapa, Lei Jiang did not immediately take out the letter for help. Instead, he subconsciously looked at the sun and said in surprise: