Chapter 1496 Bailian: I failed, but I have a good attitude
The resistance method used by the White Lotus boy who was hanged in front of the Nine-Storey Prison was too high-end, so it was obviously impossible to be listened to and accepted.
But Di Ting was still unwilling to give up and shouted to the Jade Emperor:
"I asked the prison god Chu Hao to work overtime. He has collected so many resources from us. What's wrong with overtime work? Even if the six-eared macaque comes out for a few more moments, it will be fine!"
However, when the Jade Emperor heard what Di Ting said, he couldn't help laughing loudly.
"Hahahaha! Let the Prison God work overtime? Not to mention me, even if the Six Saints come, the Prison God Chu Hao's habit of getting off work on time has never been broken!"
"Back then, I ordered him to lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to descend to earth to collect demons. The hell god almost defeated him, but he ran away immediately after work. I couldn't persuade him no matter what. Do you think that today, there will be someone who can do this?
Let him work overtime?"
When the Jade Emperor said this, he suddenly felt a little sad for some reason, but he felt sad for himself, the Jade Emperor. Since he took office, he had worked hard without complaint, let alone working overtime, and he would be worried about even the smallest thing.
On the other hand, Chu Hao, since he went to heaven, he has been fishing at work, getting off work on time, and is unshakable. His life is better than that of many gods?
And now we have a law enforcement hall, woo woo woo, the benefits and wages, even the Jade Emperor is envious!
The Jade Emperor wanted to resign more and more and move to the law enforcement hall...
The Jade Emperor put away the bitterness in his heart, but said majestically to Di Ting:
"If you have the ability, you can find him to work overtime yourself. As long as it's reasonable and legal, I'll allow it. But... if you don't follow the rules, haha, I'm not that easy to talk to."
Then, the Jade Emperor turned and left, his back full of loneliness.
And Diting and Bailiantongzi also completely understood the Jade Emperor's threat. They could reason, but they couldn't do anything. Doing so would mean breaking the rules...
However, trying to reason with Chu Hao? Is he a reasonable person? What he talks about is criminal law!
Total failure.
The White Lotus boy excitedly took out the rope and said, "How about hanging at the gate of Nantian? Or hanging in front of the Lingxiao Palace?"
Di Ting glared at Bai Lian boy, he hesitated to speak, he hesitated to speak, and finally sighed silently,
"Oh... let's go back..."
Titing dragged his tired figure and left the heaven step by step. His back was so stooped and looked so pitiful.
Bai Lian Tongzi was puzzled. He just felt that Di Ting's psychological quality was a bit too poor. He was thinking too much just to try to compete with the prison god Chu Hao.
However, White Lotus Boy did not further stimulate Di Ting, and Di Ting and White Lotus Boy just went back with empty hands.
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Xitian, Daleiyin Temple.
The Buddhas were looking at the door with worried faces.
Especially Tathagata Buddha, who frowned even more at this moment,
"The two of them have been gone for so long? Why haven't they come back yet?"
The Buddha beside him reminded:
"Buddha, in fact, he has only been gone for a moment. This time is just a blink of an eye. Please don't be anxious, Buddha. Boy Bailian is a saint boy, and this is not the first time he has fought against the prison god Chu Hao. He can be fully recovered every time.
Retreating is also a skill."
However, after being persuaded by the Buddha, Tathagata Buddha not only did not feel at ease, but became even more worried.
"Do you know who suffers every time he escapes unscathed? Isn't that us?"
"Amitabha, I have an ominous premonition..."
But at this moment, a person rushed in at the door.
That figure, that arrogant and arrogant walking posture, and the indignant curses made all the Buddhas present feel their hearts pounding.
However, Bailian Boy entered the scene and shouted:
"I'm back! To sum up, it's a worthwhile trip!"
The hearts of the Buddhas were even colder. Okay, this trip is worthwhile. This sentence must have a profound meaning in it...
Before Bai Lian Boy could report, Di Ting had already walked in dejectedly.
The first thing Di heard was to lower his head and sigh:
"Buddha, we failed. We didn't get the six-eared macaque back."
The hearts of the Buddhas that were half cold just now are now completely cold, and even their bodies are almost cold.
The failure was unexpected, but it was also within reason.
"What's going on?" Tathagata Buddha asked eagerly: "Is it possible that the prison god went back on his word again and raised the price?"
Di Ting still wanted to speak, but White Lotus Boy rushed to say:
"Huh! Buddha, don't listen to this nonsense. My majestic White Lotus boy took action and it will definitely be successful. I swear to God, we really rescued the six-eared macaque!"
Hearing what Bailian Boy said, all the Buddhas present were stunned for a moment, with shock written all over their faces. How could it be possible? They were really rescued? Just because Bailian Boy had a brain as big as a peanut?
Tathagata Buddha asked eagerly: "Where is the monkey?"
"We're in again." Bailian Tongzi replied very naturally.
The Buddhas who were slightly excited just now became gloomy again and asked, "Mom, are you kidding me?"
Bailian boy said very calmly:
"That prison god Chu Hao, he released the six-eared macaque within a few seconds, and then put it back in a cloth bag. He said it was released for a working day, and he happened to get off work, so he was released for a day."
"Fortunately, I am more cunning and cunning. I knew a long time ago that he might want to take advantage of others, so I was ready to fight back against them. It was a pity that Di Ting took me away later, otherwise I would definitely let Chu Hao know that I was absolutely
Not a good kind..."
Tathagata Buddha suddenly interrupted in despair:
"So, you gave away all your belongings, only to have the six-eared macaque released for a few seconds and then taken back again? Is this what you achieved?"
Bailian boy was very calm and calm, nodded and said:
"That's right, but please don't worry, Lord Buddha. I'm fine. My mentality is very good. This matter won't have much impact on me. I can still serve Xitian. On the contrary, listen carefully. He seems to have a bit of a mental breakdown and needs help."
In the Great Leiyin Temple, no one spoke, only the White Lotus boy was left chattering endlessly.
Finally, Di Ting, who had been silent all the time, couldn't bear it anymore and roared out angrily,
"Damn it, I can't stand it anymore! I want to go back! I won't do this tormenting you!"
Then, Di listened to a big old man, a big beast, with a look of grievance on his face and despair in his eyes as he rushed out of the Great Leiyin Temple, under the pityful eyes of all the Buddhas.
Bailian boy looked very understanding, shook his head and said:
"So Listening needs help. Today's young people have a bad mentality."
There was deathly silence in Daleiyin Temple.
The Buddhas looked at the White Lotus boy and felt that they were going crazy.
Tathagata Buddha lowered his head and said regretfully: "It's all my fault. I was too naive. I shouldn't have let you go..."
However, Bailian boy looked calm and said, "It's okay, Lord Buddha. I'm in a good mood. I'll go there next time. I'm a blessing to the West."
The four of them went crazy and were extremely desperate.