Chapter 342 Net red punch card holy place, new version of the ship of the underworld
Normal perceptions of the underworld are all terrifying impressions of ghosts and blood!
It should be a gloomy and bloody world, full of ghosts crying, wolves howling, and miserable wailing sounds.
The ferocious bull-headed and horse-faced beasts stood in this gloomy purgatory. Endless bones were floating in the river, swept away, and the last living souls were swallowed up.
There are also the most classic and famous Huangquan Road, Naihe Bridge, Guimenguan, and the eighteen levels of hell: Diaojin Prison, Netherworld Prison, Fire Pit Hell, Fengdu Prison, Tongue Pulling Hell, Torture Prison, Troubleshooting Prison, Car Collapsing Prison... …Wait a minute, a holy place for various Internet celebrities to check in.
This should be the underworld!
This should be a terrifying underworld!
But the underworld in front of them now made the Treasure Goddess and the Three Great Masters so stunned that their jaws almost dropped!
I only saw those ferocious bull-headed and horse-faced faces, each wearing a mask that covered their terrifying faces but exposed their muscles.
The originally ferocious bull-headed and horse-faced face instantly turned into an angry bull-headed and horse-faced face, adding a touch of anxiety to the serious underworld.
There are also those female ghosts with long tongues and cleft mouths. Now their tongues have been put away and their mouths are no longer cleft.
Everyone is wearing sexy and gentle clothes, from blue and white short skirt sailor uniforms, to pink nurse uniforms, to hip-covering skirt secretary uniforms...
At a glance, you can see, good guys, there are sex-dressed, light-bodied female ghosts coming and going, how can anyone control this?!
All kinds of things, let a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend!
Even the mediocre ghosts and ghosts showed their versatility one by one!
Two long-tongued ghosts got together and pulled out their tongues to use as erhus;
The decapitated ghost holding the head next door uses his own head to beat the drum of the skinned ghost next door;
There are also a few who are good at tenors and sopranos. Because of their open lungs, their high notes appear more penetrating.
Groups of fierce ghosts turned into street performers on the roadside of Huangquan.
What about the song?
"Chicken, you are so beautiful!"
"Big bowl of wide noodles!"
There was also a group of old women and ghosts dancing in the square next to each other!
"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains!
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful!"
"Little Apple", "The Most Stunning Ethnic Style", "The Most Stunning Little Apple", "Hot Girl"
Get whatever you want!
How outrageous!
Anyway, they all follow the portion given by Chu Hao.
What's even more outrageous is that even Huangquan Road, which should have been filled with blood and evil spirits, has been cleaned!
Some areas where the blood color could not be washed away were directly dyed pink and decorated with some bright flowers.
Oh, that guy is directly in heaven and on earth!
Walking on Huangquan Road, you can feel:
The sunshine and vitality of the bull-headed and horse-faced figures; the graceful figures of various female ghosts; the performances of the evil ghosts; the square dance of the elderly women and ghosts;
There are also the green grass on the ground; the fragrance of fruits and vegetables on the roadside, Ana, the flying butterflies, and the faint hard work of bees...
This is, the underworld that is revealed in front of everyone is not the most outrageous, only more outrageous!
King Tang's eyes lit up when he saw it, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly,
"Oh, there is such a figure-prominent service, it's like hell, it's beyond imagination!"
"Also, what kind of dance is this? It seems that there is an impulse that makes people's blood rush and want to join in."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why does this song sound so hard to pronounce? Is there something in your mouth?"
"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! What a hell. What the world calls the underworld, the underworld, and the terrifying ghosts. In my opinion, it's all nonsense. Don't you think this is pretty good?"
King Tang waved his hand happily, and when he looked back, he saw that the Treasure Goddess had petrified on the spot, and he was stunned.
Abba Abba, it wasn’t like this when I went there just now!
I've lived here for so long, how could I not know?
Damn it, who is really doing this? Is Yama of the Ten Palaces crazy? Is the Ghost Emperor of the Five Directions crazy? Or has Emperor Fengdu finally gone crazy?
The underworld in front of them has completely subverted their understanding of the world.
The Treasure Goddess was stunned on the spot for a moment, not knowing how to fix it.
At this moment, the eyes of the three masters hiding in the dark were full of shock, and their minds were blank, and they had no idea what to do.
If you can't show off them at all, why don't you join them?
But now is not the time for them to jump out, otherwise King Tang will only become suspicious... Although the situation in front of them is so great, the three masters don't think there is anything more outrageous.
The Treasure Goddess and the Three Great Masters secretly communicated,
Treasure Goddess said anxiously: "It doesn't make sense. I was fine when I went out just now. Why did I turn around and become like this?! What should I do now?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva had a strange look on his face, "Do you want to arrest the Tenth Palace Yama and come over to rectify it?"
Treasure Goddess twitched her lips and said, "Bring it down, since the last time the Hell God made trouble with our Ksitigarbha forces, the Asura clan took the opportunity to take action, causing us to completely lose control of the underworld.
If I could come out to greet you, it would be a forced intrusion. If I make a big fuss, it will only be a thankless task. Besides... I'm afraid I came prepared."
Manjushri Bodhisattva: "Then... what should we do? Guanyin, what did the Buddha say?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked helpless, "My Buddha has turned off his supernatural vision. Now I can't communicate with him at all."
All four of them looked desperate.
It's over.
At the critical moment, Buddha went offline!?
What to do next?
After all, Guanyin Bodhisattva is still stubborn and said bluntly:
"Keep walking, there will always be a level that can scare him! Besides, we still have a chance of survival! We must make King Tang convert to my Buddha!"
The Treasure Goddess calmed down and came back to see the King of Tang.
But he found that King Tang was curious about the baby's shopping.
King Tang was also eye-opening at this moment.
The imaginary underworld: the aura of ghosts is awe-inspiring, the evil spirits are soaring to the sky, the wind is roaring, and the ghosts are wailing.
The underworld in reality: the male ghosts are cheerful, the female ghosts are enchanting, the scenery is beautiful, and you never want to leave.
At first, the King of Tang planned to use the endless yang energy of his God-Reinforcing Pill to frighten Zhu Xie.
Now it seems……
Female ghosts are so cute, how can you hurt them?
The king of Tang walked around for a long time and felt more strange products. His face was even more strange. He touched his beard and pondered for a long time before saying:
"It turns out that this is the underworld, it has a unique flavor."
Just when Treasure Goddess felt completely at a loss.
Then I saw the former lord Li Yuan, my late brother Jiancheng, and my late brother Yuan Ji beside the street. They were ferocious and terrifying, and they rushed up to claim their lives.
The Treasure Goddess was so moved that she almost cried. This scene went as planned and was finally on the right track!
However, the next second made the Treasure Goddess collapse directly!