Chapter 846 The Great Tang Dynasty, Tang San, please enlighten me!
Pu Xian was frightened by Tang Sanzang's angry shout.
It took a long time to realize: This person is sick!
I am now a delicate girl. When he saw me, not only did he not have any thoughts about male and female love, he actually thought about boxing with me?!
Tang Sanzang knocked on the widow's door at night, and this was what he wanted?
Let alone Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, even ordinary people cannot understand Tang Sanzang’s mind of training.
Now Tang Sanzang is very, very simple.
The body is the capital of learning the scriptures, and the road to learning the scriptures is long. If you don’t exercise your body well, how will you learn the scriptures in the future?
And that punch just now made Tang Sanzang see that this was a worthy opponent.
Normally, Tang Sanzang never met a decent opponent, but now that he did, he was naturally very excited.
But this woman refused to give her a punch, which made Tang Sanzang so disappointed that he no longer even wanted to be under the same roof.
Tang Sanzang turned around and insisted on leaving, his firm heart full of consciousness.
Puxian was furious. In order to save Tang Sanzang, he quickly said:
"Fight, fight, fight! My little girl can just fight with you!"
Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up instantly, he turned around and stared at Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and said happily:
"The poor monk knows that you are also a martial artist. How can you suppress your restless heart when you encounter a rival of equal strength?"
"Don't worry, I'm a humble monk who values martial ethics. He will stick to his point and use martial arts to make friends. He will never be impatient."
Puxian Bodhisattva's smile is uglier than crying. How the hell is this so stupid? Is it a muscle in the brain?
But there is really no other way. Now only this reason can allow Tang Sanzang to stay here.
Samantabhadra took a deep breath,
"Hurry up and invite those guys in."
Zhu Bajie licked his lips, with a wicked smile on his lips.
"Okay, okay, that's great of course! I am also a gentle person. If you need anything, you can come to me!"
"Speaking of which, are you just two sisters? Did you know? I am an old pig who is proficient in all kinds of tricks. My favorite is mother-daughter rice bowl..."
Sun Wukong kicked Zhu Bajie on the butt and said contemptuously:
"Idiot, can't you just be a human being? Look at the master, then look at you!"
"Master, this is what a Buddhist practitioner should look like!"
Zhu Bajie didn't care,
"I can smell the smell here from a hundred miles away. Besides, it's also about food and sex."
"I, an old pig, have been fighting all my life, shouldn't I enjoy it for a while?"
Sun Wukong twitched the corner of his mouth, turned around and left without any further entanglement.
Sha Wujing took the horse and immediately laid down Chu Hao, who had given up thinking and was busy after get off work.
Sha Wujing said to Zhu Bajie cheerfully:
"Second senior brother, you have food and sex, I understand you!"
"However, we still have the task of obtaining scriptures, so we can't delay it."
Zhu Bajie patted his chest,
"Don't worry, I'm a wise old pig!"
Sha Wujing carried the load and went in.
Zhu Bajie smiled, with a hint of slyness flashing across his face.
Then Zhu Bajie grabbed it with his hands like a dragon's hand, and walked in with an evil smile.
"Flower girl, flower girl, flower girl who suddenly appears in the middle of the night!"
Samantabhadra and Manjusri entered it, but they were secretly extremely anxious and kept sending messages:
"Aren't you here yet? Do we really want to fight with Tang Sanzang?"
"What are you talking about? Let's delay it for now, they will be here soon."
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva seemed to have felt the approaching breath of Guanyin Bodhisattva and Lishan Mother, and they were relieved.
Today's difficulty was arranged too hastily, so now we have to fight with Tang Sanzang to keep them.
A cold light flashed in the eyes of the two people. No matter what, today Tang Sanzang stayed, but there was also the prison god Chu Hao.
This prison god was able to fall into this trap at the same time, but he finally got back on track.
But at this moment, Tang Sanzang's urging voice came to their ears,
"When will you two come to fight the poor monk? Don't keep the poor monk waiting for a long time!"
Samantabhadra and Manjusri have black lines all over their heads. What’s going on with this overwhelming feeling of wanting to hit someone?
This Tang Sanzang is so incomprehensible and charming, it is simply amazing!
Helpless, Samantabhadra could only sigh.
Invite them into the hall with courtesy and meet them one by one.
Behind the screen, there suddenly appeared a girl with a bun with silk hair hanging from her bun. She was holding a gold plate and a white jade cup, which was filled with fragrant tea and the fragrance of exotic fruits.
The man had colorful sleeves and slender spring bamboo shoots; he held a jade cup and served tea.
"Elders, please have tea. My mother will be here shortly," Puxian said.
Tang Sanzang waved his hands, his eyes sharp,
"I won't drink the tea anymore, and my mother is gone. I don't plan on boxing with you. All I want now is for you to fight me hand to hand!"
"The poor monk is already hungry and thirsty. Are you ready?"
Puxian Bodhisattva twitched the corner of his mouth and said he was sick. He must be sick!
But seeing that he could no longer hold on any longer, Samantabhadra had no choice but to grit his teeth and take the plunge!
At most, it is to give Tang Sanzang some physical temptation during the boxing. Well, to test the Zen mind, it is normal to have some movements.
Puxian took a deep breath, stood up and said:
"Then let's give it a try."
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he stood up, took off his cassock, revealing the bulging muscles all over his body, and smiled, revealing his white and bright teeth.
"Eastern Tang Dynasty, Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty! Please enlighten me!"
Puxian Bodhisattva gently took off the thin gauze clothes, his face was full of charm,
"This little girl loves you, but has never touched anyone before. Please, please be gentler, elder."
Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice:
"Don't worry, once is easy, twice is familiar. The poor monk didn't like fighting before, but now he has experienced the fun of fighting!"
"You have to know that those who are not women cannot fight. This kind of feudal thinking must be broken. No one stipulates these things. We must break the inherent thinking!"
"A battle with a poor monk will make both you and me stronger physically and mentally! Isn't this a hundred times more enjoyable than having sex with a man and a woman!?"
Puxian's head is covered with black lines.
But now that the matter has come to an end, the arrow is on the string and must be fired.
Tang Sanzang and Puxian each took their stances and prepared to take action.
On the other side, Lishan Mother and Guanyin Bodhisattva were rushing over.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was particularly anxious and urged:
"Hurry up, hurry up, if it's any later, I'm afraid something big will happen!"
The Madonna of Wudang, the old mother of Lishan, smiled faintly,
"Why are you so anxious? Hasn't something happened already?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly reacted, feeling frightened in his heart. When he looked closely, he was frightened!
At this moment, in the courtyard, Tang Sanzang had already taken off his cassock, while Ai Ai on the other side delicately took off his gauze, revealing his fragrant shoulders.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's whole face turned dark, and he couldn't think straight.
"What the hell is going on? Is this Tang Sanzang so irresistible to the temptation of beauty?"
"This is obviously a test of the Zen mind. There is no need to try it, and you just surrender? Now you are starting to take off your clothes!"
When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw the next scene, he was even more dumbfounded.