849 The Immaculate Virgin: Love to Marry or Not Marry
Chu Hao thought it was normal when he heard it at first, but when Li Shan's mother suddenly changed the subject and mentioned the Three-Xiao Fairy, Chu Hao started to panic a little.
The Holy Mother of Wudang couldn't help it anymore and wanted to take herself back to Kunlun Mountain to be the Lady of Yazhai!
Guanyin Bodhisattva was extremely anxious and secretly sent a message to Old Mother Lishan, asking her to speak according to the words.
Mother Lishan was very unhappy, so she lazily said:
"The eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, and she is twenty years old this year; the second daughter's name is Ai'ai, and she is eighteen years old; and the third daughter's name is Lianlian, and she is sixteen years old. None of them have been promised to anyone else."
"Marry if you like, or you will fall if you don't."
Sure enough, doing other people's work is so easy and satisfying.
After Lishan's mother finished reading, she sat next to him and looked at Chu Hao with a teasing look.
The three masters went crazy after hearing this.
If you say so, the pig will agree!
Zhu Bajie suddenly stood up and said sternly:
"I come!"
Three Masters: "..."
Kuang arrived?
…
There is no need to set up a trap, how come you got in?
The three masters didn't know how to react for a moment.
But now this level of mission can be considered completed.
Of course, the three great men still remember the matter of the Yin and Yang Peacock Feathers.
Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up and said:
"This Elder Pig, since you are willing to stay, it is better to choose a different day and get married tonight."
"I also invite all the elders and the young man in white to come and attend the wedding together. This can be regarded as understanding the kindness between master and disciple."
Sun Wukong looked joking and said with a smile:
"Master will be the male in-law, this mother-in-law will be the female in-law, Lao Sun will be the guardian, and Sha Monk will be the matchmaker.
There is no need to read the book thoroughly. The Emperor is present and it is an auspicious day. Come and pay homage to the master and go in and become your son-in-law."
"How beautiful is the mother-daughter rice bowl?"
Naturally, Sun Wukong has already seen through the true identity of these people. In fact, even if he has not seen through, just because Lishan's mother revealed the name of Sanxiao just now,
Sun Wukong and Chu Hao had known each other for more than a day or two, and they immediately knew that this was the Virgin Wudang.
Sha Wujing's current cultivation level is not high, but that does not mean that his emotional intelligence is not high.
He had been paying attention to Chu Hao since just now. From Chu Hao's various reactions, Sha Wujing immediately understood that this was an acquaintance of Chu Hao.
We are acquaintances with Emperor Gouchen, how many of them are mortals?
Although he didn't know why Zhu Bajie was so easily seduced by beauty, it did not affect Sha Wujing's judgment of the situation.
Sha Wujing also stepped forward very righteously,
"Second Senior Brother, First Senior Brother said it well!"
Tang Sanzang was confused. What's going on? His disciple betrayed him?
Tang Sanzang didn't only have muscles in his mind, he also sensed that something was wrong, but no matter what, learning from the scriptures must be the most important thing.
Tang Sanzang shouted to Zhu Bajie:
"Bajie, you still want to go to the Western Heavens with me to obtain scriptures. How can you be moved by your mortal mind?"
Zhu Bajie looked dissatisfied and waved his hand,
"I've learned a lifetime of experience, what's wrong with enjoying it?!"
"Flower girl, let's go to the church now!"
"A moment of spring is worth a thousand pieces of gold, don't waste it, let's go!"
Zhu Bajie couldn't wait to take the three masters with him and went to the lobby to get married.
Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't react for a moment. It doesn't make sense. It's obviously us who came to seduce him, and we are the ones taking the initiative.
Why is this Zhu Bajie even more impatient than us? Why doesn’t he even act?
Zhu Bajie also wanted to hold the hand of Holy Mother Wudang, but Holy Mother Wudang stared at him and said coldly:
"roll!"
Zhu Bajie left dejectedly,
"Okay, mother."
"But I don't know which sister my mother has betrothed to me, old pig?"
Our Lady of Wudang sighed:
"It's exactly these problems: I want to match my eldest daughter to you, but I'm afraid of the second female monster; I want to match my second daughter to you, but I'm afraid of the third female monster; I want to match my third daughter to you, but I'm afraid of the big female monster. So the final doubt is undecided.
"
"But I think you can have them all!"
The Incompetent Mother: I declared, you want them all!
Zhu Bajie was stunned and looked confused. Is this simple?
Are you marrying your daughter or selling cabbage?
Can it be given for free?
Who is so serious about being a mother?
The three masters were dragged to the lobby by Zhu Bajie in a daze.
Before leaving, Zhu Bajie
Tang Sanzang stayed where he was, his chest heaving with anger, and he was secretly stomping his feet in anger.
hateful!!
The opportunity was robbed!
Were you a bit pretentious just now?
He was actually snatched away by Zhu Bajie. Damn it, it’s a night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, can I only listen to the crack in the door?
Of course, just thinking about it, Tang Sanzang still devoted himself to Buddha, but thinking about it does not mean that he has broken the precepts.
When the three great masters were about to enter, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly stopped Zhu Bajie.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, didn't you say you need someone to witness the marriage?"
"Since your master and senior brothers don't have much free time, why not let that handsome and extraordinary man be your in-laws."
"This way, it won't delay your masters and brothers on their way."
Guanyin Bodhisattva naturally wanted to take the opportunity to arrange for Chu Hao to be together, or in other words, all this was to make Chu Hao sleep with her.
This yin-yang peacock feather was begged by Tathagata Buddha with great difficulty.
This time, I am going to rob Chu Hao’s sex! I am also going to rob Chu Hao’s luck!
Zhu Bajie had a good look on his face and hurriedly came to Chu Hao's side and shouted:
"Boss, then I would like to ask you to be my witness at the wedding. Look at me..."
Zhu Bajie also planned to say a lot of words to persuade Chu Hao, but Chu Hao waved his hand lazily.
"No need to say more, I will make it happen for you!"
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, "Thank you, boss. It turns out that the boss knows me best! Will you share one of these three pretty girls?"
Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth, but he also looked helpless.
"Okay, if you really can't bear it, the big one, I'm not talking about your mother-in-law... Well, I can help you make arrangements then."
Zhu Bajie was very excited, "That's great!"
The three masters didn't know what kind of rat poison Chu Hao was selling in this gourd.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was even more furious.
Damn it, is this man really going to take advantage of his official duties to do something against himself?!
Damn it, I can’t resist, can I just enjoy it?
It makes me so angry just thinking about it!
The three masters turned and left.
When Tang Sanzang saw that his persuasion failed, he could only leave with Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing in great distress.
"That's all, the poor monk will not be blessed after all. I wish you happiness!"
"Disciples, let's go outside and rest!"
"Emperor, after the wedding, remember to come back and travel to the west."
The three masters and apprentices left here and went to the woodshed outside the gate to wait.
Soon, red lanterns were hung high in the lobby and red candles were lit.
Another sound was heard, and the waist door opened. There were two pairs of red lights, a pair of pots, fragrant clouds and mist, and rings and peils tinkling.
The three daughters were about to come out, each of them had green eyebrows and pink faces. They were enchanting and charming, and graceful and touching people's hearts.
As for Chu Hao, he was both the in-laws and the bridegroom, which was a subversion of ethics.