The arrival of biology teacher Lin Qian made the originally lifeless classroom suddenly become more energetic.
Everyone has a love for beauty, and it is good to be able to see such a beautiful teacher, even if you can't kiss her, but it can be soothing to your eyes.
Of course, this is just what ordinary people think. As for our classmate Zhao Tiezhu, he is an extremely shameless guy and will not give up until he reaches the Yellow River.
He will try his best to get close to any woman he likes.
Meng Jie is like this, and Dai Yuting is like this too.
Zhao Tiezhu firmly believes that if a man is not bad, women will not love him. If you behave modestly and politely in front of a woman, then it means that you are not a hypocritical person, but that there is a problem with your sexual orientation.
Because every man is lustful at heart. This is caused by the special circumstances of men's physiological structure. However, some people show it very obviously, while some people show it more restrainedly.
Zhao Tiezhu looked at Lin Qian with piercing eyes. To be precise, it was Lin Qian's pair of round breasts. He didn't know what it would feel like to grab those plump breasts.
However, Zhao Tiezhu did not dare to act recklessly at this time. He did not understand Lin Qian's character. If he went to find her rashly and ended up being accused of being obscene and molesting the teacher, it would be too late for him to cry.
Helplessly shrugging his shoulders, Zhao Tiezhu put all the bad thoughts behind his mind and looked at Li Xiaowang not far away. Although he couldn't see the expression on his face, Zhao Tiezhu could imagine the nymphomaniac look on this guy's face.
appearance.
"Dear students, since today is the first class, we will not talk about the content in the book, but just talk about your understanding of biology. Or if you have any questions that you don't understand, you can ask me.
"Lin Qian looked at the excited faces of the students in the audience, with a spring-like smile on her face.
After Lin Qian said these words, the students immediately lowered their heads.
"Listen carefully, it's your question to ask the teacher. However, if you don't have any questions, then the teacher will ask you questions. If you can't answer them, the teacher will be angry." Lin Qian looked expectant.
said.
Hearing this, everyone looked at each other with a wry smile on their faces.
Regarding the biology book, all the male and female students in the class only focused on the structure of the human body.
Students of this age are very curious about the opposite sex. However, although they want to ask the questions in their hearts, they are too ashamed to ask.
At this moment, Zhao Tiezhu suddenly stood up.
"Okay, classmate, do you have any questions?" Lin Qian immediately said with a smile when someone finally stood up.
"Teacher, before I ask any more questions, I would like to ask if I can ask any questions?" Zhao Tiezhu asked seriously.
"Of course, the teacher can answer any questions about biology." Lin Qian said with a smile. Looking at the evil smile on Zhao Tiezhu's face, she knew that this student should be the thorn in the class.
"Okay, teacher, the first question I want to ask is, why do women come to visit their aunt every month?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
When asked this question, most of the girls in the class had a little blush on their faces, lowered their heads, and did not dare to speak. On the other hand, the male classmates looked a little excited.
"This question is very simple. Girls bleed because their uterus and endometrium fall off during growth." Lin Qian answered with a smile.
"Do you have any other questions?" Lin Qian looked at Zhao Tiezhu and asked.
"There is no more teacher." Zhao Tiezhu shook his head.
"Then sit down first." Seeing Zhao Tiezhu sit down, Lin Qian asked again: "Does anyone else have any questions?"
After a moment of silence, Li Xiaowang suddenly stood up from his seat, looked at Lin Qian, and asked seriously: "Teacher Lin, my question is, why do men have wet dreams?"
"It's like this, because after a man develops, his testicles produce sperm every day, and with more and more newborn sperm, they can only be excreted through dreams. This is what every man has.
It has happened before, so don’t worry." Lin Qian replied.
With Zhao Tiezhu and Li Xiaowang taking the lead, the students in the classroom immediately stood up one by one and asked some strange questions. However, Lin Qian patiently answered them one after another.
"Okay, do you have any questions?" Lin Qian glanced at the students and asked.
"Teacher, I still have a few questions." Zhao Tiezhu stood up again and said, "I want to ask, who is more comfortable when a man or a woman does that?"
This question immediately caused a sensation in the classroom. All the boys looked at Zhao Tiezhu with excitement on their faces, while the girls stared at Zhao Tiezhu with a strange look on their faces.
Hearing Zhao Tiezhu's question, Lin Qian was stunned for a moment, her cheeks turned red with embarrassment, and she immediately said: "Let me give you an analogy for this question. Is it more comfortable for you to pick your nostrils, your nose? Or your fingers?"
As soon as Lin Qian's answer came out, everyone immediately applauded and praised Lin Qian's wisdom.
Hearing this answer, Zhao Tiezhu raised the corner of his mouth and couldn't help but nodded, but soon, Zhao Tiezhu continued to ask: "Teacher, if women are more comfortable, why do women want to die when they are raped (Harmony)?"
Where is the living one?"
After asking this question, the whole place fell silent again.
However, Lin Qian asked calmly at this time: "Then I want to ask you, are you willing to let others pick your nose?"
"If it's comfortable, who can dig it?" Zhao Tiezhu said in a low voice.
At this moment, a quick bell came.
"Okay, that's it for the first class. In the next class, I will take you to enter the mysterious world of biology. Class is over now." Lin Qian announced the get out of class was over and looked at it with a deep look on her face. He glanced at Zhao Tiezhu and then walked out.
Looking at Lin Qian's retreating figure, Zhao Tiezhu's mouth curved slightly.
After Lin Qian left, the whole classroom immediately became excited.
"Tie Zhu, why did you ask those ** questions just now?" Dai Yuting asked with a blushing face.
"These are physiological problems, of course we need to know." Zhao Tiezhu replied calmly, got up from his seat and walked outside.
After moving his body slightly, Zhao Tiezhu recalled the questions and answers he had just had with Lin Qian, and knew in his heart that this woman should be the kind of woman with a relatively open personality.
Thinking of this, Zhao Tiezhu felt a little excited.
Zhao Tiezhu wandered around alone outside the classroom for a few minutes, and was about to turn around and walk towards the classroom, but at this moment, a figure walked over not far away.
"Tie Zhu, what's wrong, that Zhang Hu seems to know that we were the ones who beat him, so he plans to find someone to take us away. Let me tell you, I hope you will be careful." Zhou Fei frowned and appeared.
In front of Zhao Tiezhu, he said breathlessly.
"Don't worry, I've always kept this matter in mind. However, you have to be careful. Don't be alone and get blocked by those people. Otherwise, you will be in trouble." Zhao Tiezhu warned.
"Also, Zhang Hu's soul has always been obsessed with Xiaoying. Do you think we should take the initiative?" Zhou Fei said with a gloomy face.
"It's not urgent. That Zhang Hu has some power in the town. We can't mess around. Otherwise, we will be the ones who suffer. However, if they plan to deal with us, I will not let them go easily." Zhao Tiezhu clicked.
He nodded and said, his face also a little gloomy.
"Nacheng, let's put it this way first. As long as that Zhang Hu doesn't take the initiative to provoke us, we will not act rashly. If he messes around, we will beat him to pieces." Zhou Fei said fiercely.
Saying goodbye to Zhou Fei, Zhao Tiezhu quickly returned to the classroom. The second class was still with the biology teacher Lin Qian. However, in this class, Zhao Tiezhu seemed not to be interested in class, but was full of plans.
Zhao Tiezhu knew that Zhang Hu was a difficult guy. If he was not dealt with, Zhao Tiezhu and the others would always be worried about Zhang Hu's revenge.
Although Zhao Tiezhu is not afraid of Zhang Hu, Xiaoying is a girl. What if she is bullied by Zhang Hu while he is away? Therefore, he is also thinking about how to solve this big trouble.
When Zhao Tiezhu was thinking about these things, suddenly, his deskmate Dai Yuting touched his shoulder and whispered: "Tie Zhu, Teacher Lin is watching you."
After being reminded by Dai Yuting, Zhao Tiezhu immediately woke up from his meditation, raised his head and looked at Lin Qian.
At this time, Lin Qian was also looking at herself with a smile on her face.
Sudden--
Lin Qian said: "Zhao Tiezhu, get up and answer me a question."
Zhao Tiezhu immediately stood up, looked at Lin Qian, and waited for her questions.
"My question is, do you know why people sleep?" Lin Qian asked.
"Go to sleep when you're tired," Zhao Tiezhu said.
"Then do you know why people are in a daze?" Lin Qian asked again.
"Just be in a daze when you're bored." Zhao Tiezhu replied smoothly, suddenly blushed and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Lin, I shouldn't be in a daze while you are in class."
"It's okay, just pay attention next time. Go to my office after class. I have something to ask you. Sit down." Lin Qian gave up and said.
"Yes." Zhao Tiezhu nodded slightly, but he was very proud of himself. He didn't expect that this new female teacher was so good that he didn't punish himself for being dazed in her class.
Therefore, Zhao Tiezhu carefully completed the next half of the class with a grateful heart.
When the get out of class bell rang, Zhao Tiezhu quickly followed Lin Qian's footsteps and walked towards her office.
Zhao Tiezhu followed Lin Qian's steps unhurriedly. Looking at the graceful figure, slender waist and perky hips, Zhao Tiezhu suddenly thought of using the word "devil figure" to describe Lin Qian.
"Zhao Tiezhu, what are you looking at? Why don't you go faster?" Lin Qian turned around and saw Zhao Tiezhu in a daze, and she quickly said softly.
"Teacher Lin, I found that you have a really good figure." When Zhao Tiezhu heard Lin Qian's words, he hurried up and walked side by side with Lin Qian.
"I am your teacher. Aren't you afraid that if you say these things to me, I will be angry and tell your class teacher?" Lin Qian smiled and looked at Zhao Tiezhu and said.
"Teacher Lin Qian is a beautiful and gentle woman. I think if you wanted to tell my class teacher, you should have told me long ago. Moreover, even if you did, you would not tell me, and you have told me now.
, that means you won’t tell my class teacher." Zhao Tiezhu chirped out his theory.
"Hey, you little guy can actually say such nonsense. It seems that I really underestimate you." Lin Qian opened her eyes and said.
"Teacher Lin, I'm not a little guy. Let me see, if you are no more than a few years older than me, I can call you sister. Otherwise, I think I'm in love with you. How about I call you Sister Lin?"
Huh?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile on his face.
"That's not possible. In school, I am your teacher. However, in private, you can call me sister. I don't mind." Lin Qian nodded and said.
"Well, since there is no one here now, I will call you sister." Zhao Tiezhu said happily. Unexpectedly, he would establish a relationship with this beautiful teacher so quickly.
"Okay, then I'll call you brother Tiezhu." Lin Qian smiled and nodded.
The two walked into the office talking and laughing.
"Sister, what do you want me to do for you?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"It's nothing. I see that you are strong and strong, so I plan to ask you to help me move the table." Lin Qian pointed to the somewhat messy office and said.
"It turns out that Sister Lin asked me to do the hard work." Zhao Tiezhu curled his lips and said.
"Then are you going to do it or not?" Lin Qian said with a smile, rolled up her sleeves and pointed to the desk.
"Help." Zhao Tiezhu said with a grimace, and then followed Lin Qian's instructions and began to tidy up the office, which was originally a place for miscellaneous items.
"Okay, you should rest for a while. Thank you for your hard work." Lin Qian walked up to Zhao Tiezhu, took out a handkerchief from her pocket, and gently wiped the sweat from Zhao Tiezhu's face.
The two of them were in such close contact, Zhao Tiezhu showed a smile on his face, looked at Lin Qian in front of him, and said with a smile: "Sister Lin, you smell so good."
"Fuck you, you guy, you are so thick-skinned." Lin Qian gave Zhao Tiezhu a hard look and said, then stuffed it into Zhao Tiezhu's hand and said: "You can wipe it yourself, class will start soon, you
Go to class quickly, don't be late."
"Hey, I got it." Zhao Tiezhu chuckled, took the handkerchief in his hand, and said, "Sister Lin, I've soiled your handkerchief. I'll give it back to you after I wash it."
"No need, I'll give this to you." Lin Qian gave up and started to tidy up the office.
"Then I won't be polite." Zhao Tiezhu felt a little proud. He put the handkerchief into his pocket, glanced at the beautiful Lin Qian, and then walked towards the classroom.
Hey, it seems that the time to knock down this new biology teacher is not far away. Zhao Tiezhu thought proudly.
But before that, I can only fight a few rounds with Mrs. Huan tonight, otherwise, I really won’t have anywhere to vent my evil anger.