Glancing at the people kneeling tremblingly on the ground, Xiao Han rolled his eyelids and motioned for them to get up and talk.
As an ambitious young man, Xiao Han has always disliked people who kneel.
This is not attributable to the male chauvinism of a gentleman who is born between heaven and earth and only kneels to heaven and to his ancestors.
It is true that he was too heavily influenced by later generations, and even after coming to the Tang Dynasty for so many years, he still could not adapt perfectly.
Xiao Han has always felt that God created a pair of knees for people to use for walking, not for "adults" to show off their authority.
Even if that person really made a mistake and should be killed or chopped, he couldn't get over it by kneeling on the ground and kowtow.
"Master Hou, you, will you let us get up?"
Seeing that Xiao Han let them stand up so easily, Master Liu was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth. He cautiously asked: "You, do you forgive us?"
"Excuse me?" Xiao Han rolled his eyes and thought to himself, you guys didn't seem to have done anything wrong, right? I can't just kill you all just because I yelled at myself twice, right? I'm not homicidal.
The murderous maniac.
However, Xiao Han would not say these words.
Since others have admitted their mistakes, although I don’t know what their mistakes were, but now I say that they are right, then who is wrong? It’s not them, is it me?
"Ahem, forget it, I, the Lord, have a lot, get up!" After coughing twice, Xiao Han waved his hand without blushing and breathlessly.
"Thank you, Lord Marquis!"
"Thanks……"
Seeing that Xiao Han's appearance did not look like he was faking it, Master Liu thanked the other officers profusely and got up from the ground.
However, even if they stood up, they did not dare to leave. They could only stand by with a cautious bow.
Among them, something unexpected happened to Xiao Han and others.
It was the policeman who had been beaten with a stick from the very beginning, and then lay on the ground not knowing whether he was alive or dead.
He actually took this opportunity to get up quietly and hid behind the crowd.
And that's not all, he was hiding behind, and he was still flirting with the other policeman who was being punched, as if to say: "What a coincidence, you are also pretending to be dead?" "Hehe, each other..."
"Come on, everyone is here, show us around!"
He glanced at the police officer who was gesturing back and forth, and when they realized something was wrong, they were both startled, and then lowered their heads in a hurry, looking like they wanted to bury their heads in their crotches, Xiao Han said to Master Liu.
: "We heard on the road, why is it still unsafe here?"
"Not stable?" Master Liu, who was half-bowed, turned dark when he heard this and almost fainted again!
He roared in his heart: What kind of bastard dared to talk nonsense in front of the Marquis! If he found out, he would personally take a knife and cut out this man's tongue!
However, these are all matters for the future. What matters now is how to get this thing out of the way!
Thinking of this, Mr. Liu quickly swore to Xiao Han: "Impossible! How could this happen? I don't know which murderer is gossiping in your ears, Lord Marquis. He really deserves to be killed! Lord Marquis, look here.
, so many people are queuing up safely, what trouble could possibly happen?"
"oh?"
Xiao Han did not comment on this, after all, the words of those thieves on the road may not be true!
And just as Mr. Liu said, looking at this long line now, it really doesn't look like there's any trouble.
So, Xiao Han simply clapped his hands, pointed towards the rising smoke in the distance and said: "Hearing is false, seeing is believing. Let's go and have a look!"
When Master Liu saw this, although he was extremely reluctant to let Xiao Han join in the fun, he did not have the guts to refuse, so he could only force out a smile: "Okay... okay!"
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"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
Among the crowded crowd, several government servants were waving whips, escorting Xiao Han and his party, moving bit by bit towards the big pot in the center of the porridge factory.
At the beginning, Master Liu was afraid that Xiao Han would not be happy with their rough way of clearing the way, so he specifically told his men to be gentler, kinder and not to yell.
But the problem is that the further you go, the more people there are waiting for soup!
And in order to prevent others from jumping in line, the people even hugged the people in front one by one. Is there any room to give way?
Therefore, those government officials could hold back a smile at first and asked the common people to give way and call them over.
But later I found that this was really useless, so I could only put on a straight face again, raised my whip, shouted loudly, and then reluctantly led Xiao Han and the others to the front.
"Why are you squeezing?! If anyone dares to squeeze again, I won't give away even a cent of my meal!"
In the center of the porridge factory, in a fence surrounded by some thick logs, several chubby cooks were waving their ladles, scolding the people around them like they were scolding animals.
As the old saying goes, if there is a severe drought for three years, the cook will not starve to death!
Not to mention, this sentence is so fucking reasonable!
Looking around at the victims holding broken bowls, they all look sallow, thin, and weak!
But these cooks are still very fat and strong! Looking at their swollen bellies, they probably line their own pockets while cooking porridge.
Of course, Xiao Han didn't think there was anything wrong with this.
Didn’t I tell you in the middle hall? If you want to provide disaster relief, you must first feed the people under you! If you can’t feed the people under you, who will do the work for you? Who will help you with disaster relief?
Relying on the county boss to cook, cook and distribute the porridge by himself? Let’s not talk about whether the county boss will die of exhaustion before the victims. Even if he is tired or not, the little porridge he cooks will starve to death for more than half of the victims.
"Bastard! I blinded you!"
However, Xiao Han didn't think anything was wrong, but Master Liu was so angry that his face turned green! If it weren't for the fence in front of him, he would have wanted to climb over and push this bastard's head directly into the stove!
These pig-like things didn't see that they were just like the grandson, waiting carefully for this person to come forward?
Under such circumstances, how could they dare to make such a fuss? Could it be that they secretly drank too much rice porridge and their minds were clouded?
"Ah? Liu, Master Liu!"
On the other side, suddenly hearing this familiar voice, the cook with his nostrils turned upward finally lowered his head and glanced at the man in front of him!
And with just one glance, the cook, who had been so arrogant just now, immediately became like a mouse after seeing a cat, hunched over in fear, looking like he was trying to please.
"Master Liu! I was so blind that I didn't see your lord coming! It should be beaten, it should be beaten!"
As he said that, the cook pretended to reach out and patted his chubby face, then looked at Master Liu with a flattering face and said, "I wonder what your instructions are?