Xiao Han would not believe that there could be so many coincidences in this world!
He only believes that if there are too many coincidences, it means that all of them are no longer coincidences, but inevitable!
"It seems that even Li Jing wants his family to have close contact with firearms so that they can make some preparations in advance."
Wanting to understand the joints involved, Xiao Han couldn't help but lower his head and mutter to himself.
"What?" Liu Hongji didn't hear clearly what Xiao Han just said, so he asked behind him in confusion: "What do you think happened to Li Jing?"
"Okay, don't worry about it!" Xiao Han didn't bother to explain, he just waved his hand and said: "Since Gouzi and the others are back, starting from tomorrow, let the generals in your army come to take a firearms class every night.
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"What?" When Liu Hongji heard this, he was dumbfounded and asked in disbelief: "Go to... class? You said you want to teach those who can't read a lot of Chinese characters?"
"Yes!" Xiao Han nodded affirmatively and said: "Not only do we have to teach them, we also have to make them remember the content of the class! When they have free time during the march the next day, they must convey everything to their school principals.
The captain will then be taught by the school captain to the hundred households, the chief, the corps commander, and finally to all the soldiers!"
"Well……"
When Xiao Han finished speaking with great enthusiasm, Liu Hongji, who was so shocked that his eyes almost popped out, suddenly stopped being shocked.
I saw that he first scratched his shiny bald head, then tried Xiao Han's forehead with the back of his hand, and finally said to himself: "It's over, this man is over, he's crazy about gains and losses!"
"Pa..."
As soon as he finished speaking, a crisp voice sounded.
But it was Xiao Han who slapped Liu Hongji's paw directly and pulled his paw away from his head.
"You are crazy about gain and loss, and your whole family is crazy about gain and loss!" Shaking his painful slap, Xiao Han shouted angrily: "I asked them to go to class because the enemy we face this time is different from before.
, they all have firearms in their hands!
So before going into battle, we should at least let everyone know what firearms are! And then learn how to deal with them! Only in this way can we be prepared! You don’t want to go to the battlefield, be blown up, and be defeated in a daze!”
"Oh? That's it!" When Liu Hongji heard this, he suddenly understood. He nodded repeatedly, bared his big teeth and said: "It should! It should! Hehe, you still have a bright mind and are thoughtful."
Giving lessons to the soldiers and teaching them about firearms was actually something Xiao Han had planned several days ago.
Moreover, in his spare time in the past few days, he has written all these things into a book, and named it "The Beginner's Guide to Firearms".
Of course, even though Xiao Han thought he wrote the book with great care, his calligraphy was still so terrible, each one staggering around, and only Xiao Han himself could barely identify what they were.
As for why Xiao Han didn't use charcoal pens, which are relatively easy to write with, it was because he didn't think of this when he went out and didn't bring graphite at all.
The words written on carbonized branches fade too quickly, so it's okay to leave them without moving. However, if you have to read them frequently, they will become blurry and blurry after a few times, turning into a big black egg, which is impossible to do.
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Therefore, no matter how reluctant he was, Xiao Han had no choice but to hold the pen barrel, bend over the desk, and write hard.
And even though Xiao Han had worked so hard and accommodated himself so well, he was still laughed at by Li Shentong who accidentally came over to him.
What's even more annoying is that this little brat actually laughed at Xiao Han to his face: He said that even if he writes with his feet, his writing is better than Xiao Han's!
And to prove this point, Li Shentong actually took off his boots and performed a unique skill of writing with a brush between his toes.
However, when the proud Li Shentong put on his socks and prepared to leave as a winner.
Only then did he realize that he seemed to have forgotten something very important.
That is, the guy in front of me who is so angry that his face is distorted. He is definitely not a generous gentleman, and he will not play the old trick of a gentleman's revenge, which is not too late after ten years.
So, after going through the tragic experience of being beaten behind closed doors, Li Shentong, who had a bruised nose and face, was finally told that he needed to make meritorious deeds and write a book for Xiao Han from then on...
What? Become a bookboy?
How could Li Shentong, who wanted to be a general, accept such an embarrassing thing?
As a result, this kid got mad on the spot, broke the brush into two pieces, and then threatened that even if he died, he would not be a humiliating book boy to Xiao Han!
Xiao Han expressed great appreciation for Li Shentong's courageous spirit of resistance. Moreover, he not only appreciated it alone, but also called several of Liu Hongji's soldiers to appreciate it together!
Well, we can't call Xiaodong and Lengzi, because Xiao Han is afraid that they won't be able to do anything when they appreciate it...
Soon, after going through the process of being beaten, resisting, being beaten again, resisting again, and finally surrendering.
From that day on, Li Shentong sadly became Xiao Han's little book boy.
After dinner every night from now on, the soldiers in the camp would find that this young, lively, and somewhat handsome soldier would always hold a cloth bag with a sad and angry look on his face, get into Xiao Han's tent, and then wait until half the night.
, and then walked out exhausted, as if he had been tortured.
Those veterans in the army, Youzi, naturally didn't know that Li Shentong was in the tent to record the "Primary Guide to Firearms" for Xiao Han.
They will only use their dirty imaginations to try to imagine what "might" happen in the tent.
It was also from then on that Xiao Han always felt that the soldiers in the military camp looked at him a little strangely.
Especially some good-looking young soldiers, after seeing him, they all ran away as fast as if they had seen a ghost!
But no matter what, this beginner's guide to firearms was finally completed under Li Shentong's ghostwriting.
Next, there is the question of how to teach it.
Obviously, it is definitely not an easy task to get a group of tough guys who only know how to carry knives to kill people to sit down and listen to the lecture.
Although under the strong pressure of Xiao Han and Liu Hongji, those generals with big heads and thick necks were sitting cross-legged peacefully, but within a quarter of an hour of the lecture, a series of snoring sounds would immediately come from the crowd...
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After finally finishing the class, Xiao Han asked again, and found out in despair: These guys, in addition to remembering the end of get out of class, even forgot the name of the teacher!
What's even more irritating is that before Liu Hongji and Xiao Han said anything, they complained first, saying that the stupid lessons they were given were just tormenting them. If they had the time, they might as well use two sets of punches.