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Chapter 37 Jokes

Wang Han winked hard and signaled Jiang Tang to stop talking.

Jiang Tang twisted the waist of the water snake and said coquettishly, "I want to eat it too."

"Stop eating, you're trying to lose weight." Wang Han handed Su Qi the chopsticks.

Su Qi took a sip of soup first.

"It tastes good, much better than the last time."

When Jiang Tang heard this, his eyebrows immediately stood up, his eyes looked like he wanted to kill someone, "I want to eat too!"

Su Qi ate some noodles and said, "There is a guest at home. If you want to eat noodles, go and make them for her. This is just one meal. Don't be so stingy."

"I'm living here during this period, can you cook noodles for me every day?" Jiang Tang licked his lips at Wang Han.

Wang Hanhou’s tooth socket was almost broken.

Su Qi blew on the noodles and said, "Go and make it for your cousin. Pass me the vinegar first. I've always wanted to eat sour food since I got pregnant."

Wang Han quickly went into the kitchen to get vinegar for Su Qi, and then ordered a bowl of noodles for Jiang Tang.

After Jiang Tang took a bite, he found a delicious batch. He didn't even know that this bastard could cook before, and he stared at Wang Han as if he could kill someone.

Wang Han seemed to understand what it was like in the harem of ancient emperors, with murderous intent hidden in every word.

These are just two women. The emperor's three palaces and six courtyards are not covered by a nest of women.

No wonder it was able to film dozens of episodes of TV series.

Su Qi ate very slowly, while Jiang Tang ate very quickly, just like a big man. He finished his food in a short time, wiped his mouth and said, "Give me another bowl."

"Can you eat it?" Wang Han looked at the empty bowl.

Jiang Tang pushed the bowl in front of Wang Han, "The main thing is the noodles you ordered, I can eat as much as you want."

Su Qi took a sip of the soup and said, "Why are you standing there in a daze? Go and serve the guests."

Wang Han ordered another bowl of noodles.

After Jiang Tang finished two bowls of rice, Su Qi managed to finish one bowl.

Wang Han took the bowl and retreated into the kitchen to escape from the battlefield.

Guoguo walked out of the bedroom.

Jiang Tang rubbed his belly and said, "Guoguo, come to mom."

Guoguo hesitated for a moment and then walked towards Jiang Tang.

"Can mom tell you a story?" Jiang Tang coaxed.

Guoguo raised her head and said, "Thank you, Aunt Jiang."

"Call mom!" Jiang Tang said with a straight face.

"Aunt Jiang."

"Ask mom to buy you some candies!" Jiang Tang said seductively.

Guoguo said seriously, "Aunt Jiang."

The corners of Su Qi's lips raised, "Guoguo, come here."

Guoguo thought about it and walked towards Su Qi. Su Qi picked up Guoguo and put it on his lap. A strange desire to win arose and he said, "Call mom."

"Mother."

Su Qi was stunned for a moment, then a smile appeared!

When the word "mother" came out, Su Qi not only felt the joy of victory, but also felt something else.

These two words also convey a sense of mission and responsibility.

Jiang Tang was so angry that he almost ran away.

Su Qi's forehead was pressed against Guoguo's.

"Can mommy tell you a story?"

"Okay." Guoguo said with her head tilted back, making a milky sound.

In the kitchen, Wang Han, who was listening to what was going on outside, showed his father's happy smile.

This girl’s pain is really not in vain!

You can really stand up to anything!

Soon it was night.

Jiang Tang had finished washing and was lying on the bed. He was wearing very cool translucent pajamas, and his exquisite white figure was looming.

Su Qi didn't see anything. After washing, he hugged Guoguo and put him to sleep.

Wang Han stood on the balcony smoking.

Jiang Tang stood up and leaned against the door frame, "Aren't you going to sleep?"

"You guys go to bed first, I'll sleep on the sofa tonight."

Wang Han laughed dryly.

Jiang Tang crossed his arms, "Aren't we all married? Don't you guys sleep in the same bed?"

Su Qi covered Guoguo with a quilt.

"Wang Han, go inside and sleep."

Wang Han stumbled into the bedroom.

Su Qi smiled at Jiang Tang at the bedroom door opposite and closed the bedroom door.

Wang Han, who was sitting by the bed, looked like an honest man.

That person with an unknown expression thought he was being arrested for prostitution and was being interrogated.

Su Qi took off his slippers and lay down, "Aren't you going to sleep?"

Wang Hangan smiled and said, "I'll sleep on the floor."

Su Qi sneered and said, "Where did you see this vulgar scene? We have all received certificates, is there any problem sleeping in the same bed?"

Wang Han was a little embarrassed because Su Qi ended it so directly every time he spoke.

He took off his coat and lay on the edge of the bed.

After a moment of silence, Wang Han turned around and said, "She is me..."

"I don't want to hear any explanation from you." Su Qi blocked back coldly.

Wang Han knew what kind of character Su Qi was, so he didn't say much.

After a few minutes.

Su Qi's strange desire to win came out again, "How about we take a nap so that the people next door don't think we are not a couple?"

Wang Hangan smiled and said, "You are already pregnant, so there is no need."

"I've checked and found that pregnant women can also behave this way." Su Qi said calmly.

Wang Han turned sideways, holding the side of his face with his hand, admiring Su Qi's beautiful face.

Su Qi changed into a close-fitting nightgown. Although it was not as glamorous as Jiang Tang's nightgown, Su Qi was naturally beautiful. The nightgown only reached above her knees, revealing her tender white legs and a large area of ​​snow-white chest.

The situation is ups and downs.

Wang Han laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" Su Qi asked.

"I thought of an old joke."

"What joke?"

Wang Han's smile became abstract, "Let's just say that there was a couple. The wife was pregnant. One night, the husband suddenly wanted to be shy. The couple couldn't help it and they did it. But that night, the wife's amniotic water broke, and she immediately

When we arrived at the hospital, the baby was born. Unexpectedly, the baby didn't cry the first moment after he was born, but could talk. Guess what the baby said?"

Su Qi shook his head, "What did you say?"

Wang Han hit Su Qi so hard that he lost his mind. "The kid clenched his fist angrily and smashed his father's head. While hitting him, he said, "Try to see if it hurts! Does it hurt? Does it hurt?"

pain!"

Su Qi's ability to drive a yellow car was poor, and he didn't even realize it.

There was a burst of laughter outside the door.

Wang Han opened the door with a dark face.

Jiang Tang laughed so hard that his shoulders shook, and even the pair of nephrite jade on his chest trembled up and down, which caught his eyeballs.

"You're so damn yellow, hahaha!" Jiang Tang punched the king's chest.

Wang Han grabbed Jiang Tang's ears and kicked Jiang Tangnen on the buttocks, "Go in and sleep! Don't eavesdrop anymore!"

Jiang Tang patted his butt disapprovingly.

After Wang Han returned to the house, he found that Su Qi was laughing. This was the first time that Su Qi heard someone tell her a dirty joke, and she didn't expect it to be quite funny.

After coming to his senses, Su Qi laughed so hard that his shoulders were shaking, but he was afraid of waking up Guo Guo, so he could only keep twitching.

Wang Han came closer and said, "Did I turn off the light?"

"Yeah." Su Qi covered half of his face with a quilt and suppressed a smile.

In the darkness, Wang Han walked closer to Su Qi and said, "My dear, I will pick you up from get off work tomorrow?"

"No need." Su Qi returned to his cold tone.

"Why are you still angry? My sister just said that. Just pretend you didn't hear her."

Su Qi turned his back and said, "Go to sleep."

In the darkness, Wang Han turned sideways and slowly hugged Su Qi's waist. Su Qi's delicate body tensed up, but he did not resist.

The sky is dark and bright.

Su Qi woke up. During this period, the company's new projects were in full swing. It was impossible for her, a leader, to snooze.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Wang Han striding forward, holding two wine jars filled with water and pulling them up and down with both hands.

The two wine jars weighed about thirty or forty pounds, and Wang Han looked like he was playing with small toys.

Su Qi, who was wearing clothes, was really surprised by the scene of Wang Han.

While having breakfast, Su Qi's cell phone vibrated crazily.

Su Qi answered the phone, "What's wrong?"

"Mr. Su, something big has happened. Someone has bribed the unscrupulous media to throw dirty water on you. Our project has also been stopped by the higher authorities."


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