"I don't want to eat for free, and I can afford to pay for it, so why aren't you allowed in?" Ding Yi's body was frozen in place, holding a dead wood cane, frowning, and looking at the waiter with a puzzled expression.
The waiter said with a smile on his face: "Master, it's not that I don't want to make money from you, but I really don't dare to make money from you! None of Duan's stores in Wanshou City do Taoist business! You'd better not
You've embarrassed me, leave now!"
"Huh? What's wrong with me being a Taoist priest? I don't cheat, deceive, abduct, cheat, or steal. Why can others go to the store to eat, but I, a Taoist, can't?" At this time, Ding Yi saw it.
A bald monk walked into the shop with a handsome nun and his concubine. He frowned and said angrily: "Look, even a nun can hug such an immoral monk."
Let's carry him in and eat..." As he said that, Ding pulled up the train of his robe and started to walk into the store.
The waiter in the shop hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "Master, it's hard to do business in the current chaos of war. Monks and nuns are willing to do whatever they want. I can't control what they are willing to do. As long as they come to the shop to eat and drink and let us make money, we will let them in. However,
There are exceptions, and that is the Taoist priests! Ever since the eldest son asked Xu Banxian for divination and went on business according to the divination but died in a foreign land, our eldest master has issued an order that anyone who dares to let a Taoist priest in will be executed. In the previous paragraph, there is a
Seeing that the Taoist priest was in trouble, my brother felt sorry for him, so he took him to eat secretly from behind. However, he was caught by the elder and burned the brother alive with fire. Please don't embarrass me..."
Ding Yi heard what was mentioned about Xu Banxian telling people's fortunes in Wanshou City and letting the guests of his fortune-telling die in a foreign land. He thought that it was understandable that their eldest son would not believe in the Taoist priest because his son died because of the fortune-telling. Moreover, he looked at the waiter in the shop.
He said it sincerely. Although he felt uncomfortable in his heart, he couldn't embarrass him any more, so he nodded and said, "It's okay if you don't let me in to eat. Can you tell me why this shop is called Duan's Egg King Pie?"
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The waiter introduced it with relish: "Master, you don't know about this! This is a secret recipe passed down by Mr. Duan's family. It is said that after the emperor in the palace ate this secret recipe of high-quality medicinal food for replenishing eggs, he would be able to live well.
The three thousand beauties in the imperial harem make everyone satisfied. This secret recipe is the best medicinal diet for many men to display their virility.
By the way, in addition to chicken eggs, duck eggs, bird eggs, and quail eggs, the egg kings we have here also include pig eggs, cow eggs, and horse eggs... If the price is higher, there are also pig whip eggs and bull whips with whips.
Eggs, horsewhip eggs... these are just the main ingredients. In addition, they will be paired with good supplements such as wolfberry, wild chrysanthemum, lotus seeds, earthworms (also called earthworms), wild ginseng, isinglass, etc. The cheap ones only cost a few taels of silver.
The more expensive ones are a hundred taels, a thousand taels or even ten thousand taels..."
As soon as Ding heard this introduction, it seemed delicious at first, but the more he listened to it, the more it sounded like medicinal food to nourish the kidneys and strengthen yang. He vaguely understood the meaning of Egg King Pie, and he sweated in his heart. He couldn't help but think of Luo Xin's folk medicine.
When the kidney-tonifying and yang-improving tea made from a secret recipe came, he smiled dryly, bowed his hands and said, "Thank you! Thank you!" After saying that, Ding turned around and left, went to a roadside stall, and ordered a bowl of braised noodles.
, and started eating.
"Candied haws on a stick! Candied haws on a stick! The latest secret recipe of candied haws on a stick! Fresh! Delicious!" A young man in his mid-twenties, with a slightly sallow face and a black mole as big as a broad bean on his left face, held up a stick to enlarge it.
On the wooden shelf that turned into a mace shape, with the brightly red candied haws on it, he was shouting at the top of his lungs, but his eyes were looking around, as if he was looking for some target.
"Give me a bunch!" At this time, a voice that sounded delicate but slightly masculine came, and then a young woman dressed in light yellow silk came up, with her supple figure like a waterfall pulled back,
There is a silk bow attached to the back of her head, her face is clear-cut, and her two bright black eyes shine with a soul-stirring light. There is a vague sadness deep in the pupils, like snow and lotus roots.
There is a round collar just right around the neck, and under the collar is a relatively flat chest. Although the figure is not as slender and graceful as Yangliu, her slender legs walk with a light step, and each inch is full of flowers. Against each other, the other
It has an intoxicating and charming charm.
The customers who were eating at the roadside stall all made a sound, and a length of noodles longer than the noodles flowed crookedly from the corners of their mouths. The noodles caught in the air suddenly met like molten iron coming out of a boiler.
It suddenly solidified when exposed to the cold frost. The hands around the noodles were as still as if they were concentrating. The two eyes were staring out desperately, and the deep wrinkles were folded on the yellow, black, brown or gray forehead.
The Adam's apple on the neck kept moving back and forth, and bright red blood burst out of some noses and fell into the bowl, much like tomato sauce.
Ding Yi didn't seem to have any reaction to this. He was still eating the noodles in the bowl slowly, but his ears were not interested in listening to all the movements in all directions.
"Give me a bunch!" The young woman walked up to the young man selling candied haws, and called her several times in succession. He reacted in a daze, blinked the black mole as big as a broad bean on his left face, and picked it mechanically.
The next bunch of candied haws on a stick was handed over, and he said habitually: "Eat a bunch, and your business will be profitable. Eat a dozen, and you will make a lot of money when you go out!"
As he spoke, he kept looking at the woman's face with his eyes, an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he thought inwardly: "Wei Suonan used a beauty trick to seduce those virgin girls. Last time he sent a message,
They said they had already got twenty-six of them, and it was about to arrive in a month. I used candied haws dipped in the strong sex drug '******Man Yuan Can't Resist' to knock down seventeen of them.
You have to work harder to catch up. I am so blessed to meet such an absolute master today... Eat, eat, I will make you so happy in a moment... Hey! Hey!"
The young woman took the candied haws on a stick and took a nice bite. She chewed the candied haws with her mouth full of flavor and said with a bright smile: "Well, this candied haws on a stick is really delicious. It tastes fresh and refreshing, sweet but not greasy... Oh, yes.
I want to give you money..." The woman's jade hands reached into the embroidery bag at her waist, and she dug around for a long time, but couldn't find anything. She couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and looked at the young man sheepishly and said:
"Boss, I forgot to bring money when I went out today. I'll ask someone to give it to you later..."
"No... no... no need! It's my honor to let the girl eat my candied haws. If you still want to eat, you can have another bunch, otherwise, you can take them all... as long as you let me kiss you, if not
, you can also let me touch your hand..." The young man said, handed the wooden shelf over, blinked the black mole as big as a broad bean on his left face, stared at the young woman with wolf-like eyes, and his body was unbearable.
He pressed it with good intentions, quickly reached over with his hand, and thought with a sinister smile at the corner of his mouth: "If you eat a candied haws, you will also swallow the '******manyuan can't stand it' stuck on it. As long as you continue
By intensifying her emotions, the effect of the love potion can be added, and she will feel better faster! Ha...ha..."
"You...what are you doing!" The young woman yelled in panic, patting the young man with both hands, and unconsciously stepped back a few steps. She was tripped by a long wooden bench at a roadside stall and her body fell.
Immediately, he tilted back and fell squarely on Ding Yi's arm, who was holding the noodles and was about to put it into his mouth. The noodles flew away, rolled up with dark marinade, and stuck to Ding Yi's face.
He had a big painted face.
"Yes...I'm sorry!" The young woman quickly turned around and apologized to Ding Yi. Her eyes immediately met Ding Yi's pupils. Her body trembled suddenly, and a sensitive nerve deep in her soul was activated like an electric shock. Her pretty face
There was a strange look on his face, and then he stood up.
Ding gathered his energy into his palms, and wiped it on his face. All the dirt was removed, and his face was completely new. He looked at the young woman intently, and felt a strange feeling in his heart. This feeling was not seen by men.
The excitement when seeing a beautiful woman is the subtle energy captured by the sixth sense beyond the five senses, which seems to indicate some kind of information hidden by the woman.
"Girl, it's okay! I just got some noodles!" Immediately, Ding Yi grabbed another pair of chopsticks, picked up the noodles in the bowl as if nothing happened, and continued to stuff it into his mouth.
The moment the young man saw Ding Yiyun's vitality, he sensed his extraordinary strength. He originally thought that he would be a hero and help the beauty, but he didn't expect that he acted like "it's none of his business, just hang it up high" and didn't care at all.
When she ignored him, I felt bold in my heart, and started teasing the young woman even more arrogantly. I blinked the black mole as big as a broad bean on my left face, and quickly rushed towards her. The energy I stirred up created a heavy wave and hit the roadside stall.
I wanted to be a hero to save the beauty, but the beast boys fell back one after another, and the joints on their bodies cracked with a crisp sound.
The young woman hurriedly hid to the edge of the table like a chicken seeing a weasel, and said in a trembling voice: "Boss, didn't I just eat a bunch of candied haws from you? Why do you want to touch my hand?"
Kiss me? Don't you know that men and women can't kiss each other?" The young woman became more and more excited, her cheeks gradually turned red, and her breathing became more and more rapid. But when you look carefully, you will be surprised to find that her lower body
It actually bulged slightly.
"Hehe! Little girl, you can't blame me for this. Who told you to look so beautiful! I haven't eaten meat for several days. Come... I just want to touch your hand! Touch your hand and eat candied haws. It's better than
A woman who has had sex with her body in exchange for food is already taking advantage of her!" The young man winked obscenely at the black mole the size of a broad bean on his left face, squinted at the bags under his eyes, and once again pounced on the young woman.
, the aura was heavier than before, and even the table was broken into pieces.