"I dare not be so stupid! You should be a lewd pig demon!" Shi Yetian cursed and said to Jiang Ziya: "Brother, how do you deal with this pig!"
Jiang Ziya smiled slightly and said, "This pig demon was surrendered by his fellow brothers. It is said that you should deal with it, but you are not convenient for you to come forward. Brother, I will naturally give him to King Zhou to seek credit!"
"Okay, okay!" Shi Yetian didn't care who had subdued the pig demon. Anyway, he had also experienced the actual combat addiction, which was enough. He smiled and said, "The credit is all on the elder brother!"
When the black pig demon heard this, he couldn't help begging for mercy, but Jiang Ziya and Shi Yetian would not care about him. The next day, he brought him to the court, and King Zhou and all the ministers were shocked.
They are all mortals, but they are very mysterious when they see immortal masters catching monsters, but they have never seen real monsters. At this time, they saw this black pig spirit with red fangs, red eyes, thick hair, black skin, fierce and stubborn appearance,
Several timid people retreated in the crowd and did not dare to watch again.
Jiang Ziya said: "I asked the king to arrest the monster yesterday, but I didn't expect that this monster entered Zhuang Concubine's palace last night and wanted to do irregularities. I originally wanted to remove him on the spot, but I was afraid that the king and the emperor would not believe it.
This demon is captured and proves his body. Please let the king do it!”
King Zhou raised his courage and asked, "Who are you from? Where are you? What evil things do you do in Zhuangfei Palace? Come here quickly!"
The black pig ignored King Zhou and just stood there motionless.
In fact, as the emperor, King Zhou was on the celestial star and had a few rays of Tiangang righteousness on his body. Ordinary ghosts and monsters were afraid of him when they saw him, but this pig demon was getting deeper in the palace, and King Zhou himself was addicted to wine and sex.
He wiped out the vital energy, so the black pig spirit was not afraid of him at all.
"Fuck! This black pig spirit is so fucking ignorant! I really want to slap the skin for him, but unfortunately..." Shi Yetian didn't say anything, but his hands were itchy.
"Bold, Pig Demon, the King asked, dare you not answer!" Jiang Ziya shouted.
Although the black pig spirit was not afraid of King Zhou, he was afraid of Jiang Ziya. When he heard his shout, his whole body trembled, his legs were weak and he almost fell to the ground. He immediately said tremblingly: "Go back to the king, go back to the immortal master, little demon is
The black pig in this palace became a spirit. I felt itchy last night and last night. I just went to Zhuang Fei Palace... to Zhuang Fei Palace..."
"What are you going to do?" the Lone King shouted.
"Go and find happiness!" The black pig spirit's legs weakened and finally knelt on the ground, "Good king, spare my life, and spare my life, the Immortal Master!"
King Zhou was furious and was about to have an attack, but he heard a message outside the door: "Concubine Zhuang is here!"
King Zhou said, "Please!"
Not long after, Concubine Zhuang came to the hall crying and said to King Zhou: "The king wants to be the master of me. Both of my maids were ruined by this fairy!"
King Zhou heard this and said, "Concubine Zhuang, please get up quickly, the Lone King will definitely not spare this black pig spirit!"
Concubine Zhuang said again: "It was thanks to the immortal master and An Lehou who arrived in time that I was spared from humiliation. Otherwise... I would not have the face to meet the king!" As he said that, he started crying again.
Shi Yetian laughed in his heart, "I didn't expect that Concubine Zhuang's acting skills are really good!" Of course, Shi Yetian secretly taught this game. All the credit for catching the monster was taken by Jiang Ziya. He should have his own credit for rescuing the car.
If you work hard for the middle of the night, how could you do it in vain?
Sure enough, King Zhou said: "Sir Jiang and Anlehou have made great contributions to eliminating demons and rescuing the emperor. The Lone King should reward him very much. Come on, each of them will be rewarded with a thousand taels. The Immortal Master Jiang is named Deputy National Master. The original position of Anlehou will not move, and he will reward him with a thousand gold.
two!"
"Fuck! After fighting for a night, I got two thousand taels of gold, and it was almost the same!" Shi Yetian said in his heart, hurriedly pulling Jiang Ziya to thank him.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Ziya stroked her beard and said, "I should tell you to the king, eliminating demons and saving people is what I should do, and I dare not receive rewards. Moreover, I am unruly by nature and cannot bear the court rituals. Please spare me.
Dismissed from office!”
King Zhou was displeased and said, "Why is this? Doesn't the immortal master want to serve the Lone King?"
Jiang Ziya hurriedly said, "No, it's really because of my temperament, and I dare not become an official. Besides, I came here this time and asked the king for something because I was afraid that the king would not believe it, so I could do this thing of catching the monster.
!”
"Oh?" King Zhou thought for a while and asked, "What's the matter?"
Jiang Ziya then said: "King, if you have strange phenomena today, there will be constant natural disasters and the people will suffer a lot. The king should do more benevolent policies, respect heaven and pray to God, and bless the people."
King Zhou nodded, "What the Immortal Master said is the most true. The Gu Wang Ji ordered the national teacher to build Lutai and pray for Xianyou. Now there is a fairy who has descended to the earth to control the world with the Gu Wang. Isn't this enough?"
"Fuck! You marry a monster and become a fairy. You have fucking eyes!" Shi Yetian was angry when he thought of Shi Ji, but he could do anything and had to curse in his heart.
Jiang Ziya smiled and said, "The king's heart is a reflection of heaven and earth. But the day before yesterday, Nuwa asked her to send a dream to me, so that she could get rid of the debt of evil and avoid this imminent catastrophe!
”
King Zhou exclaimed, "Which Goddess is Nuwa?"
Jiang Ziya smiled and said, "Pangu opened the world, Nuwa refined stones and repaired the sky, rubbed soil to create people, his merits and wisdom are also above the sky!"
King Zhou said: "Where will the Lone King go to see her?"
When Jiang Ziya saw King Zhou believed it, he said, "Twenty miles east of Chaoge City, there is a Nuwa Temple. On the eighth day of the ninth month, the king can go to meet Nuwa!"
King Zhou said: "Okay! The Gu Wang is planning for the people of the Great Shang Dynasty and will also go to worship, but then the immortal master will also accompany the Gu Wang to show his sincerity!"
Jiang Ziya laughed, "Since the king has this sincerity, he should go as he said. I have sent me a message, say goodbye...got!" As he said that, his body gradually disappeared, and finally, only he was left in the palace.
The words of the Yu said: "When Anle, this black pig spirit cannot be forgiven, and it should be killed with burning..."
"Immortal Master..." King Zhou rushed to chase the throne, but there was no shadow of Jiang Ziya. He looked at the sky and murmured: "Is this a god or not?" As he said that, he said happily: "The Lone King has the help of an immortal, why
I am worried that the business foundation will not prosper!”
"Damn it! You're so fucking, God Nuwa, I don't know what kind of thing will happen!" Shi Yetian said in his heart, but stepped forward and said, "King, how should this black pig spirit be dealt with?!"
King Zhou said: "The immortal master did not leave any immortal words, but should be killed with fire. This monster was extremely evil. The lonely king announced the order and should use the punishment of burning the fire. He sings his subjects and can go directly to observe the punishment!"
Shi Yetian hurriedly said, "Respect the will of the King!"
The black pig spirit was so scared that he couldn't stand. He was trapped by Jiang Ziya's golden light and could not use all the magic tricks. At this time, it was no different from an ordinary black fat pig.
After returning from the cannon execution ground, Shi Yetian went to Zhuangfei Palace again and comforted her for a few words. Then he returned to his paradise and lay down to rest, but he couldn't sleep. He smelled the thick roast on his body
The smell of pigs reminds me of a sentence when the black pig spirit was dying.
According to King Zhou's will, after the black pig spirit was burned, it became a completely roasted whole pig, and it was a huge roasted whole pig that weighed more than three meters high and two tons. "Fuck! How can such a good thing be wasted!"
Ye Tian then decided to share the roasted black pig spirit with the people. The people did not dare at first, but when they saw Shi Ye Tian ate, they also fought for it. Soon, the black pig spirit had been divided into thousands.
In the mouths of the people.
"Haha... it tastes really good!" Shi Yetian felt proud when he saw the people eating voraciously, and then a little sour. "Oh, isn't it just pork? Can't they usually afford to eat pork?"
Shi Yetian asked a few people for the price of pork, and the people kept complaining, "Sir, the price of pork has increased again, and I can't afford it!"
Shi Yetian shook his head violently, removed these distracting thoughts from his mind, and still pondered the last sentence of the black pig spirit: "Why just catch me old pig, isn't me the monster in the palace, and the green peach fairy!"
"Fuck!" Shi Yetian slapped the table and sat up a few times, "This damn black pig spirit, you still have to pull a cushion when you die. After shouting, don't everyone in the city know that there is a green peach fairy in the palace?
”
While Shi Yetian was thinking about it, King Zhou had returned to Lutai.
At this time, Lutai has become Shiji's Immortal Concubine Palace. Shiji stands on Lutai and can look down at Chaoge's entire city. The crowds of people watch the black pig spirits and share the roasted pork. She and
King Zhou naturally saw it.
"King, what happened?" Shi Jiban was still on King Zhou's shoulder and asked Meixiaojiao.
King Zhou looked at Shiji's pink jade face, with charming eyes, and his red lips, and said in a daze: "Last night, an immortal master came to the palace to catch a monster and caught a black pig fairy,
The Lone King ordered An Lehou to burn the fairy to death!"
Shi Ji nodded, "Immortal Master? Is it Master Shen?"
King Zhou reached out and touched Shi Ji's smooth body a few times, and smiled and said, "Where? Master Shen went to the fairy mountain to collect herbs for the orphan king, but he had not returned. This immortal master came by himself, and it is said that he was from Kunlun!"
"Oh?" Ishii said: "What's his name?"
King Zhou said: "Jiang Ziya, the Taoist name is Feixiong? Why, does the Immortal Concubine know him?"
Shi Ji smiled and said, "I live in the Heavenly Mansion, so how can I meet these earthly immortals? I am just a little curious!"
King Zhou said: "There is another thing, can the fairy know about Nuwa?"
Shi Ji was shocked when she heard the name of Nuwa. She was originally a stone on Shi Ji Mountain, but she was still afraid of an ancient true god like Nuwa. She barely restrained her face from being surprised.
He shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of her. Which sister is she in the palace?"
King Zhou nodded, but said, "This is strange. The immortal master said that she is an ancient true god and wanted the Lone King to go to see her!"
After hearing what King Zhou said, Shi Ji had had many thoughts in his mind. Naturally, she could not let King Zhou see Nuwa, or even if she saw Nuwa, she could not let him listen to Nuwa's words.
Shi Ji thought for a while and said, "I have never heard of this famous Nuwa. Is it impossible for any demon to deceive the king!"
King Zhou said: "It is impossible. The immortal master is fairy-like and handsome, and he caught the black pig spirit in the harem. How could he be fake?"
Shi Ji sneered: "When I wait for the little demon, I don't want to catch it. If a demon pretends to be an immortal master and catches a little demon to deceive the king, the king will believe it deeply, wouldn't it be dangerous?"
King Zhou thought for a while and said, "It's better to do this. Regardless of whether the immortal master is true or false, on the eighth day of the ninth month, the Nuwa Temple twenty miles outside Chaoge City will naturally have a conclusion when you see it. At that time, the Immortal Concubine, the National Master and
The Lone King goes with you, and you are not afraid of any demons causing trouble!”
Seeing that King Zhou insisted on going, Shi Ji could not stop him. After thinking about it, he came up with a more evil idea. He immediately smiled charmingly and said, "It's good, I'll see who Nuwa is.