Shi Yetian lay lazily on the big rock, looking up at the clear sky, "Hey, the air here is so good, the sky is blue and blue, unlike the original city where it was smoky and gray all day long..."
After a while, he discovered something strange, because the big bald eagle he saw before was still circling in the sky and not leaving, as if it was looking for something!
"Fuck! Didn't this eagle get bird flu and burn out its nerves? What's there to see here!" Shiye Tianxin said, his eyes following the eagle...
"Fuck! This eagle is so big. If I could ride on it and go for a spin, it would be so cool..." Shi Yetian couldn't help but feel itchy, "Yang Guo, haha... No, I have to stimulate Yin San for a while.
, let him find a way to get this eagle for me to play with!"
Shi Ye was just thinking about how to let Yin San catch the eagle, when a cold wind whirled around, and many large wooden sticks with red flowers and green leaves fell from the air! Fortunately, Shi Ye was quick to dodge, otherwise he would have been hit without any discussion.
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"Fuck! What the hell are you doing!" Shi Yetian cursed. When he saw the wooden sticks clearly, he took a breath of air and was stunned for a moment. What kind of wooden sticks were they? They were just thick ones.
Ginseng!
Those ginsengs are all as thick as a forearm, and they all have lush branches and leaves. You must know that ginseng only grows one leaf every five hundred years. With so many leaves, none of them are more than ten thousand years old. These are all valuable treasures!
"Wow, I'm rich!" Shi Yetian felt ecstatic in his heart, but when he looked up and saw the eagle again, he suddenly had an idea.
"Fuck! I asked you to find food, why did you get me so many radishes?" Shi Ye immediately jumped up and shouted loudly.
Yin San's cold wind was still swirling, "No, these are all the Ten Thousand Years Ginseng King!"
Shi Yetian refused to answer and was still furious, "I'm a damn doctor, can't I still tell the difference between radish and ginseng?! How can you fool me with this!"
Yin San was also anxious and said: "Isn't this ginseng? All the ginseng I have seen before looks like this!"
"Fuck!" Shi Yetian chuckled, "It's probably because you always ate radishes as ginseng before!"
Yin San was stunned by Shi Yetian's roar, "Fuck! How could it be a carrot?"
Shi Yetian continued to "apply eye drops", "Oh! Forget it, a radish is a radish, it's better than starving to death!" As he said that, he sat down and picked a big one to eat.
"Master, brother..." Yin San couldn't stand any longer, "How can you eat radishes? How can I let you eat radishes? I'll go find it again... Just wait!" With that, he was about to spin up.
The cold wind leaves.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute..." Shi Yetian said quickly, "It's not easy for you after digging so many radishes. Let's take a break first!"
"Is this okay?" Yin San asked anxiously.
"Ah ha... I took the bait!" Shi Yetian secretly laughed in his heart and said pitifully, "Otherwise... you help me get the eagle down and I will ride on it. I can't be trapped here to death!"
"Go up, is this easy? I'll just take you up. That eagle is really hard to deal with!" Yin Sanwei couldn't believe it.
Shi Yetian did it gloomily and continued to nibble on the "radish". Yin Sanai had no choice but to say: "Then I'll give it a try, but I have to borrow your long knife!"
However, he said that the black-clothed saint and the warbler were very kind to Shiye. Not only did they leave him a complete corpse, but they also "buried" him with a knife.
With a clang, Shi Yetian threw the long knife over. Yin San's cold wind picked up and blew far away towards the bald eagle that was still circling in the air. By the way, it also swept away a few ivy vines that Shi Yetian had untied from his body.
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"Fuck! You have to live or die!" Shi Yetian shouted quickly, and the cold wind had already gone away.
"What the hell is going on, boss? I suddenly remembered playing with an eagle!" Yin San hovered in mid-air, "This is not an eagle, it's clearly a big eagle!"
You must know that the most ferocious, ferocious and cruel among birds is the eagle, of course also called a vulture or a mountain eagle. It can be said to be an extremely militant member of the bird society, similar to the one on our independent continent in the west.
In a certain country, there is a bastard who bullies the weak and fears the strong, and bullies the good and the weak.
As the saying goes, ghosts are afraid of evil people, and of course they are also afraid of evil birds. Facts have proved that birds are no less ferocious than humans. There once was an appalling human-bird war on a certain island in a certain country, and hundreds of millions of birds were killed.
The seabirds attacked the tens of thousands of heavily armed humans on the island. Although the humans won the early victory, the large number of guano and bird carcasses made it impossible for these people to live on the island anymore and had to retreat. The Battle between Man and Bird
, ended with the bird’s final victory.
Therefore, smart people often do not fight with birds, especially some bird people.
Don't laugh, Yin San is a smart man, no, a smart ghost, otherwise he wouldn't be able to hang out with Shi Yetian.
But now he regretted his original choice a little bit. He never thought that this person who seemed to be only interested in women would be so interested in birds. He was really a bird person.
Now, he had two choices before him, one was to fight the evil bird flying in the sky, the other was to fight the birdman sitting on the ground.
"Fuck! Appointment!" Yin San sighed. He didn't want to offend the bird man named Shi, otherwise he would have become a ghost in the cage if he recited the secret formula and got into the damn kit. "Fucking bird ghost.
, isn’t it just a bird!” Yin San rushed forward.
As I said just now, Yin San is a smart guy and would not be stupid enough to actually fight that evil bird face to face. His body bones could not withstand the wind, let alone the tearing of the iron beak and claws. He took out
He learned a trick from Jiang Ziya about his special skills, "Hey, I didn't even tell the boss about this!"
Seeing that Yin San was finally deceived into catching birds for himself, Shi Yetian was so happy that he sat down and continued to nibble on the "radish", but this time he only took a small bite, then began to take off his clothes and eat those big "radish"
"It's all wrapped up in the clothes. "Fuck! It's indeed the Ten Thousand Years Carrot King. It's so damn strong. If I hadn't been strong, this mouthful would have been enough to make my nose bleed...",
Shi Yetian took the Ten Thousand Years Ginseng King that he had just taken two bites, put it under his nose, smelled it, and took a few deep breaths of air.
Moisturized by two mouthfuls of ginseng meat and the rich aroma of ginseng, Shi Yetian's fatigue just now disappeared. Now he is extremely energetic. Even the body of the deputy general below seems to be much stronger. He holds his head in both hands.
, lying on my back, enjoying watching the dark clouds on the horizon chasing the bald eagle flying in circles.
The big eagle seemed to have a premonition of the approaching crisis. It let out a high-pitched shriek, flapped its wings fiercely, and turned over like an eagle in the air, heading straight towards the dark clouds.
"Holy shit!" Shi Yetian was shocked, "This old white-haired eagle is really domineering. Hehe, Xiaosan'er, it's up to you this time!"
The dark cloud trembled twice when it saw the bald eagle rushing towards it, and instantly turned the dark cloud into a drizzle, and then disappeared without a trace.
"Holy shit! Xiaosan'er, you are a rabbit. You run away when you see an eagle... Damn it, you are not as good as a rabbit. A rabbit will kick off an eagle when it is anxious? You run away so fast!" Shi Yetian jumped up.
, pointing to the empty sky with only a bald eagle and shouting like a madman.
"Please, brother... can you see clearly before shouting!" A gust of cold wind passed by the teacher Ye Tian's ears, and then Yin San's complaining voice came.
Shi Yetian suddenly raised his head and said in surprise, "Fuck! Xiaosan'er, what are you doing? I don't want an eagle to freeze to death!"
At this time, the drizzle turned from the dark clouds had already poured down on the giant bald eagle. It instantly froze and turned the wings of the bald eagle into a huge white pimple. It swung downwards like a kite with its string broken.
Come.
"Don't worry, boss! This eagle is no ordinary eagle. It has a lot of history and can't freeze to death!" Yin San said, the cold wind caught a few ivy vines and tightly wrapped around the falling bald eagle, pulling it towards
Shi Yetian flew over.
"It has a great origin...what origin?" Shiye Tiandao said.
The cold wind whipped up by Yin San held up the frozen giant eagle, spinning steadily and landing on the stone ground. "How do I know this? However, the guy who allows me to use this unique trick must have a background!"
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"Fuck!" Shi Yetian cursed secretly, walked forward and stroked the giant bald eagle that was tightly wrapped in the ice.
"It's so beautiful!" If this thing were placed in the National Palace Museum, even the presidents of the ten most naughty countries would definitely come to visit it, and maybe Binden La would also come to watch it.
Shi Yetian circled around the giant eagle, while Yin Sanze was busy putting the green vines around the neck of the giant eagle, circle and circle, until the eagle was tied into an ivy kite.
"Xiao San'er, what are you doing? Are you afraid it will run away?" Shi Yetian asked.
Yin San still wrapped the ivy around the eagle's neck one after another, one after another, "Master, brother, that's right, my zombie skills won't last long! Besides, don't you still want to ride the eagle?
God?"
Shi Yetian chuckled, feeling a little overwhelmed with excitement: "Fuck! I'm going to have some fun this time. Damn, I've never ridden such a big bird in my life!" He rubbed his hands and took off the clothes.
The wrapped ten thousand-year-old ginseng king was thrown onto the eagle's back with great effort.
"Fuck! Boss, what do you want with those carrots? They're so dead, just throw them under the mountain!" Yin San said in confusion. There are times when smart people are not smart, and that's when they trust people too much. During his lifetime,
If you don't trust people so much, why would it be your turn to be a ghost now?
Shi Yetian laughed and said casually: "These radishes are actually quite fresh. Take them back to make soup for the soldiers!"
Yin San also laughed, tied the last ivy tightly to the giant eagle, and then handed one end of the ivy to Shi Yetian, "Okay, boss, you go up now, it will fly away soon, you
Just pull and release the vine, and it will be completely at your command!"
Youdao is a person whose words are formidable, and there are gods three feet above his head. Shi Yetian's unintentional joke finally became a reality. Dozens of ten thousand-year-old ginseng king was put into dozens of cauldrons, and the soldiers
Each of us drank a bowl... Shi Yetian was so distressed... But there was no way, who told him to bring these "carrots" back?